diff --git a/mggaow.lua b/mggaow.lua
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+++ b/mggaow.lua
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+local SS13 = require("SS13")
+
+SS13.wait(1)
+
+local players = dm.global_vars.GLOB.alive_player_list
+for i=1,#players do
+    local victim = players[i]
+    victim:say("*mggaow")
+end
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diff --git a/telecloset.lua b/telecloset.lua
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+++ b/telecloset.lua
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+local SS13 = require("SS13")
+
+SS13.wait(1)
+local user = SS13.get_runner_client()
+
+local teleCloset
+local closet_target
+
+local PLACE_FIRST = SS13.await(SS13.global_proc, "tgui_alert", user, "Confirm to select closet placement location", "TeleCloset Industries", { "No", "Yes" }) == "Yes"
+
+function sendToTarget()
+    for i=1,#teleCloset.contents do
+        content = teleCloset.contents[i]
+        content:forceMove(closet_target)
+    end
+end
+
+-- Fugly doubleif but this is such a lazy small script, why not
+if PLACE_FIRST then
+    local closet_initial = dm.global_procs._get_step(user.mob, 0)
+    local PLACE_SECOND = SS13.await(SS13.global_proc, "tgui_alert", user, "Confirm to select closet target destination", "TeleCloset Industries", { "No", "Yes" }) == "Yes"
+    if PLACE_SECOND then
+        closet_target = dm.global_procs._get_step(user.mob, 0)
+        teleCloset = SS13.new("/obj/structure/closet", closet_initial)
+        teleCloset.resistance_flags = 64
+
+        SS13.register_signal(teleCloset, "closet_post_close", sendToTarget)
+    end
+
+end