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SOSCalling for backup in this emotional warCalling for backup in this emotional warscribblesDark diary entries or whispered secrets (docs)Dark diary entries or whispered secrets (docs)soul-crackSomething in the heart of the code is brokenSomething in the heart of the code is brokenwhispersSeeking clarity in the fog of despairSeeking clarity in the fog of despair
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📝 Description
The Check Emotional Stability job has been failing since commit 827b097.
I ran make cry expecting catharsis, but got a full-blown emotional core dump instead.
“Expected tears, received existential dread.”
💔 Steps to Reproduce
- Fall apart silently in the background
- Run
make cry - Watch the pipeline collapse in 8 seconds
- Question your entire repo/life decisions
😵 Expected Behavior
- Pipeline gracefully collapses into a poetic warning
- Emotional state deployed (with warnings, not errors)
- At least one comforting log line
😡 Actual Behavior
::group::Analyzing emotional dependencies...
- sadness v0.0.1 not found
- support_system missing
- unresolved_trauma: reoccurring
- fatal: unable to checkout 'closure'
::endgroup::
😢 Emotional state: unstable
💥 Panic: segmentation of soul
📌 Suggested Fix
- Patch
support_systemwith something more stable than caffeine - Increase delay between
make cryandmake peace - Consider replacing
love_interestdependency withself-worth >= 1.0.0
💬 Additional Notes
This might be related to:
- #0: the origin story
- A broken
heart.mdfile - unresolved
.memoriesstill cached
“If I could
git revertmy decisions, I would. But life doesn’t support fast-forward merges.”
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SOSCalling for backup in this emotional warCalling for backup in this emotional warscribblesDark diary entries or whispered secrets (docs)Dark diary entries or whispered secrets (docs)soul-crackSomething in the heart of the code is brokenSomething in the heart of the code is brokenwhispersSeeking clarity in the fog of despairSeeking clarity in the fog of despair