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🖤 Emotional Issue: Stability Check Failing Again #2

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📝 Description

The Check Emotional Stability job has been failing since commit 827b097.
I ran make cry expecting catharsis, but got a full-blown emotional core dump instead.

“Expected tears, received existential dread.”


💔 Steps to Reproduce

  1. Fall apart silently in the background
  2. Run make cry
  3. Watch the pipeline collapse in 8 seconds
  4. Question your entire repo/life decisions

😵 Expected Behavior

  • Pipeline gracefully collapses into a poetic warning
  • Emotional state deployed (with warnings, not errors)
  • At least one comforting log line

😡 Actual Behavior

::group::Analyzing emotional dependencies...
- sadness v0.0.1 not found
- support_system missing
- unresolved_trauma: reoccurring
- fatal: unable to checkout 'closure'
::endgroup::
😢 Emotional state: unstable
💥 Panic: segmentation of soul

📌 Suggested Fix

  • Patch support_system with something more stable than caffeine
  • Increase delay between make cry and make peace
  • Consider replacing love_interest dependency with self-worth >= 1.0.0

💬 Additional Notes

This might be related to:

  • #0: the origin story
  • A broken heart.md file
  • unresolved .memories still cached

“If I could git revert my decisions, I would. But life doesn’t support fast-forward merges.”

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