diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm b/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm
index a49b96574a..e9a2f0b221 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/roundend.dm
@@ -341,6 +341,7 @@
 	shit += "<br><font color='#f200ff'><span class='bold'>Drugs Snorted:</span></font> [snort]"
 	shit += "<br><font color='#0f555c'><span class='bold'>Beards Shaved:</span></font> [beardshavers]"
 	shit += "<br><font color='#ffffff'><span class='bold'>Pleasures:</span></font> [cums]"
+	shit += "<br><font color='#ffee00'><span class='bold'>Round Aspect:</span></font> [round_aspect.name]"
 //	if(cuckers.len)
 //		shit += "<br><font color='#4e488a'><span class='bold'>Adulterers:</span></font> "
 //		for(var/x in cuckers.len)
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/rogue/treasury.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/rogue/treasury.dm
index 6745229a35..662591d085 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/rogue/treasury.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/rogue/treasury.dm
@@ -44,7 +44,12 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(treasury)
 
 /datum/controller/subsystem/treasury/Initialize()
 	//Randomizes the roundstart amount of money and the queens tax.
-	treasury_value = rand(800,1500)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/fulltreasury))
+		treasury_value = 2500
+	else if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/emptytreasury))
+		treasury_value = 100
+	else
+		treasury_value = rand(800,1500)
 	queens_tax = pick(0.09, 0.15, 0.21, 0.30)
 
 	//For the merchants import and export.
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
index 364c34aaef..8877087d45 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,8 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 
 	var/hide_mode = 0
 	var/datum/game_mode/mode = null
+	var/datum/round_aspect/round_aspect = null
+	var/forcing_aspect = FALSE
 
 	var/login_music							//music played in pregame lobby
 	var/round_end_sound						//music/jingle played when the world reboots
@@ -327,6 +329,16 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 	var/isroguefight = FALSE
 	var/isrogueworld = FALSE
 
+/datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/pickaspect()
+	if(!forcing_aspect)
+		var/list/possibilities = list()
+		for(var/thing in subtypesof(/datum/round_aspect))//Populate possible aspects list.
+			var/datum/round_aspect/A = thing
+			possibilities += A
+		var/chosen = pick(possibilities)
+		round_aspect = new chosen
+		round_aspect.apply()
+
 /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/setup()
 	message_admins("<span class='boldannounce'>Starting game...</span>")
 	var/init_start = world.timeofday
@@ -471,9 +483,20 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 //	SSshuttle.emergency.setTimer(ROUNDTIMERBOAT)
 
 	SSdbcore.SetRoundStart()
+#ifndef TESTING
+	pickaspect()
+#endif
 
 	message_admins("<span class='notice'><B>Welcome to [station_name()], enjoy your stay!</B></span>")
 
+	spawn(10)
+		if(round_aspect.sekrit)
+			to_chat(world, "<span class='notice'>This round's aspect is: Nothing!</span>")
+			to_chat(world, "<span class='info'>Normality above all.</span>")
+		else
+			to_chat(world, "<span class='notice'>This round's aspect is: [round_aspect.name]</span>")
+			to_chat(world, "<span class='info'>[round_aspect.description]</span>")
+
 	for(var/client/C in GLOB.clients)
 		if(C.mob == SSticker.rulermob)
 			C.mob.playsound_local(C.mob, 'sound/misc/royal_roundstart.ogg', 100, FALSE)
diff --git a/code/datums/round_aspects.dm b/code/datums/round_aspects.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..67b52b6c94
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/round_aspects.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+/datum/round_aspect
+	var/name = "Round Aspect"
+	var/description = "Uh oh."
+	var/sekrit = FALSE // dictates whether the aspect should be revealed on round start. if FALSE it will be only revealed after the round has ended
+
+	// Yup, that's all they are. They're basically just hollow shells and don't do much by themselves.
+
+/datum/round_aspect/proc/apply() // Instant thing that happens when it's chosen. Used for aspects that change one single var
+	return
+
+/proc/aspect_chosen(datum/round_aspect/aspect) // use to check if an aspects chosen
+	if(istype(SSticker.round_aspect, aspect))
+		return TRUE
+
+/datum/round_aspect/normal
+	name = "Nothing!"
+	description = "Normality above all."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/strongbums // these arent bums. these are fraggers.
+	name = "Strong Beggars"
+	description = "Life on the streets requires a lot of physical work, y'know."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/kingforareason
+	name = "King for a Reason"
+	description = "The previous ruler's reign was cut unfortunately short after his throat was ripped out. Praise be the new King!"
+
+/datum/round_aspect/somethinginthewater
+	name = "Something in the Water"
+	description = "You feel just a little bit dumber."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/merchanthoarder
+	name = "Greedy Bastard"
+	description = "The merchant is just a little bit more greedy than usual."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/favorsintherightplaces
+	name = "Favors in the Right Places"
+	description = "The merchant knows how to exploit people, the balloon is faster."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/sexless
+	name = "Sexless"
+	description = "Everyone in the town is a virgin due to a rumor of a 'Lover's Plague', strange."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/fulltreasury
+	name = "Full Treasury"
+	description = "The previous ruler was a great leader."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/emptytreasury
+	name = "Empty Treasury"
+	description = "The previous ruler was a dick."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/faulty
+	name = "Faulty Machines"
+	description = "SCOMs may need some maintenance from time to time so they don't scramble their messages, maybe a good slap will do the trick."
+
+/datum/round_aspect/drugparty
+	name = "Town Party"
+	description = "Ugh... what happened last night?"
+
+/datum/round_aspect/drunkparty
+	name = "Town Party"
+	description = "Ugh... what happened last night?"
+
+/datum/round_aspect/drunkgarrison
+	name = "Delayed Inspection"
+	description = "The Garrison is overdue on an inspection, hopefully they aren't too rowdy."
+
+/*
+/datum/round_aspect/beggarking
+	name = "Peasantry Revolutionized"
+	description = "Well, the peasants revolted; and they won. Is this what you wanted? He looks like a fucking clown."
+*/
+
+/datum/round_aspect/crippledbeggars
+	name = "Crippled Beggars"
+	description = "Due to a previous Lord's decree all beggars got their legs broken, that was a long time ago, and they were training their arms. Better get a bow."
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
index 87ea141b8f..c199b8c72c 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,7 @@ GLOBAL_PROTECT(admin_verbs_admin)
 	return list(
 	/client/proc/adjusttriumph,
 	/client/proc/end_party,		/*destroys our own admin datum so we can play as a regular player*/
+	/client/proc/forceaspect,
 	/client/proc/cmd_admin_say,			/*admin-only ooc chat*/
 	/client/proc/hide_verbs,			/*hides all our adminverbs*/
 	/client/proc/hide_most_verbs,		/*hides all our hideable adminverbs*/
@@ -767,6 +768,22 @@ GLOBAL_PROTECT(admin_verbs_hideable)
 	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] has [AI_Interact ? "activated" : "deactivated"] Admin AI Interact")
 	message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has [AI_Interact ? "activated" : "deactivated"] their AI interaction")
 
+/client/proc/forceaspect()
+	set category = "GameMaster"
+	set name = "Force Aspect"
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	var/list/possibilities = list()
+	for(var/thing in subtypesof(/datum/round_aspect))//Populate possible aspects list.
+		var/datum/round_aspect/A = thing
+		possibilities += A
+	var/chosen = input(usr, "Choose", "STONEMONGERS") as null|anything in possibilities
+	if(chosen)
+		SSticker.round_aspect = new chosen
+		SSticker.forcing_aspect = TRUE
+		SSticker.round_aspect.apply()
+
 /client/proc/end_party()
 	set category = "GameMaster"
 	set name = "EndPlaytest"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/garrison/garrisonguard.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/garrison/garrisonguard.dm
index c733c2c56b..0df2b5f2fc 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/garrison/garrisonguard.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/garrison/garrisonguard.dm
@@ -50,6 +50,11 @@
 	shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/roguetown/boots
 	belt = /obj/item/storage/belt/rogue/leather
 
+/datum/outfit/job/roguetown/guardsman/pre_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H, visualsOnly)
+	. = ..()
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/drunkgarrison))
+		H.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer, 72) // 3 goblets worth
+
 /* ! ! ! Class Selection Section Below ! ! !
 Design philosphy:
 - Footman, specializes in using axes/maces and shields. - Medium armor
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/lord.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/lord.dm
index d36fe14545..8307ea003f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/lord.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/lord.dm
@@ -66,6 +66,9 @@
 		H.change_stat("speed", 1)
 		H.change_stat("perception", 2)
 		H.change_stat("fortune", 5)
+		if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/kingforareason))
+			H.change_stat("strength", 5)
+			H.change_stat("intelligence", -5)
 	if(H.gender == MALE)
 		pants = /obj/item/clothing/under/roguetown/tights/black
 		shirt = /obj/item/clothing/suit/roguetown/shirt/undershirt/black
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/merchant.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/merchant.dm
index 1df2652a05..605c0cb954 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/merchant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/nobility/merchant.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,11 @@
 	min_pq = 0
 	selection_color = "#61679d"
 
+/datum/job/roguetown/merchant/after_spawn(mob/living/H, mob/M, latejoin)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/merchanthoarder))
+		give_bank_account = 250
+	. = ..()
+
 /datum/outfit/job/roguetown/merchant/pre_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	..()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/peasants/beggar.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/peasants/beggar.dm
index ccc9209f7b..705a4a1f3d 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/peasants/beggar.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/peasants/beggar.dm
@@ -70,6 +70,13 @@
 	H.change_stat("intelligence", -3)
 	H.change_stat("constitution", -2)
 	H.change_stat("endurance", -2)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/strongbums))
+		H.change_stat("strength", 5)
+		H.change_stat("intelligence", -2)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/crippledbeggars))
+		var/datum/brain_trauma/severe/paralysis/paraplegic/T = new()
+		H.change_stat("strength", 6)
+		H.gain_trauma(T, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_ABSOLUTE)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/roguetown/vagrant
 	name = "Beggar"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/roguetown.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/roguetown.dm
index 9fcd63a63a..f4467ec4a8 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/roguetown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roguetown/roguetown.dm
@@ -79,6 +79,12 @@
 			if(check_crownlist(H.ckey))
 				H.mind.special_items["Champion Circlet"] = /obj/item/clothing/head/roguetown/crown/sparrowcrown
 			give_special_items(H)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/somethinginthewater))
+		H.change_stat("intelligence", -1)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/drugparty))
+		H.reagents.add_reagent(pick(/datum/reagent/ozium, /datum/reagent/moondust, /datum/reagent/druqks), 15)
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/drunkparty))
+		H.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer, 72) // 3 goblets worth
 	for(var/list_key in SStriumphs.post_equip_calls)
 		var/datum/triumph_buy/thing = SStriumphs.post_equip_calls[list_key]
 		thing.on_activate(H)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index df50dedccd..de5c61a24e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -60,6 +60,8 @@
 #ifdef MATURESERVER
 	sexcon = new /datum/sex_controller(src)
 #endif
+	if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/sexless))
+		virginity = TRUE
 	verbs += /mob/living/proc/mob_sleep
 	verbs += /mob/living/proc/lay_down
 
diff --git a/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/merchant.dm b/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/merchant.dm
index 90c5df762d..287f455a06 100644
--- a/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/merchant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/merchant.dm
@@ -65,7 +65,10 @@
 	if(!anchored)
 		return TRUE
 	if(world.time > next_airlift)
-		next_airlift = world.time + rand(2 MINUTES, 3 MINUTES)
+		if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/favorsintherightplaces))
+			next_airlift = world.time + 1 MINUTES
+		else
+			next_airlift = world.time + rand(2 MINUTES, 3 MINUTES)
 #ifdef TESTSERVER
 		next_airlift = world.time + 5 SECONDS
 #endif
diff --git a/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/scomm.dm b/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/scomm.dm
index 8db4dc3db2..73574e4859 100644
--- a/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/scomm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/roguetown/roguemachine/scomm.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
 	var/listening = TRUE
 	var/speaking = TRUE
 	var/dictating = FALSE
+	var/fucked = FALSE
 
 /obj/structure/roguemachine/scomm/r
 	pixel_y = 0
@@ -46,6 +47,11 @@
 	if(.)
 		return
 	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+	if(user.used_intent.type == INTENT_HARM)
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/combat/hits/punch/punch (1).ogg', 100, FALSE, -1)
+		fucked = FALSE
+		update_icon()
+		return
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/misc/beep.ogg', 100, FALSE, -1)
 	listening = !listening
 	speaking = !speaking
@@ -94,6 +100,8 @@
 		icon_state = "scomm1"
 	else
 		icon_state = "scomm0"
+	if(fucked)
+		icon_state = "scomm-fucked"
 
 /obj/structure/roguemachine/scomm/Destroy()
 	SSroguemachine.scomm_machines -= src
@@ -128,6 +136,11 @@
 		if(lowertext(raw_message) == "say laws")
 			dictate_laws()
 			return
+		if(aspect_chosen(/datum/round_aspect/faulty))
+			if(prob(22))
+				fucked = TRUE
+			if(fucked)
+				raw_message = stars(raw_message)
 		for(var/obj/structure/roguemachine/scomm/S in SSroguemachine.scomm_machines)
 			S.repeat_message(raw_message, src, usedcolor, message_language)
 		for(var/obj/item/scomstone/S in SSroguemachine.scomm_machines)
diff --git a/icons/roguetown/misc/machines.dmi b/icons/roguetown/misc/machines.dmi
index c87f1b0dbc..f2b2df1afd 100644
Binary files a/icons/roguetown/misc/machines.dmi and b/icons/roguetown/misc/machines.dmi differ
diff --git a/stonekeep.dme b/stonekeep.dme
index b93db4d9ad..ce508f8cca 100644
--- a/stonekeep.dme
+++ b/stonekeep.dme
@@ -406,6 +406,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\progressbar.dm"
 #include "code\datums\radiation_wave.dm"
 #include "code\datums\recipe.dm"
+#include "code\datums\round_aspects.dm"
 #include "code\datums\ruins.dm"
 #include "code\datums\saymode.dm"
 #include "code\datums\shuttles.dm"