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// ==UserScript==
// @name Internet-plus-Equality
// @namespace http://mywebsite.com/myscripts
// @description Equalise the Internet
// @include *
// @author Feminist Software Foundation
// @version 1.2
// @downloadURL https://github.com/Feminist-Software-Foundation/Internet-plus-Equality/raw/master/internet-plus-equality.user.js
// @updateURL https://github.com/Feminist-Software-Foundation/Internet-plus-Equality/raw/master/internet-plus-equality.user.js
// ==/UserScript==
(function(){
walk(document.body);
function walk(node)
{
// I stole this function from here:
// http://is.gd/mwZp7E
var child, next;
switch ( node.nodeType )
{
case 1: // Element
case 9: // Document
case 11: // Document fragment
child = node.firstChild;
while ( child )
{
next = child.nextSibling;
walk(child);
child = next;
}
break;
case 3: // Text node
handleText(node);
break;
}
}
function handleText(textNode)
{
var v = textNode.nodeValue;
//Core words
v = v.replace(/(P)enis/gi, function(str, p1) {
r = (p1 == "P") ? "R" : "r";
return r+"ape instrument";
});
v = v.replace(/(R)ape/gi, function(str, p1) {
T = (p1 == "R") ? "T" : "T";
return T+"RIGGER WARNING: RAPE";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(S)ex\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
r = (p1 == "S") ? "R" : "r";
return r+"ape";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(C)onsent\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
f = (p1 == "C") ? "F" : "f";
return f+"eels";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(M)erit\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
w = (p1 == "M") ? "W" : "w";
return w+"hite privilege";
});
v = v.replace(/\bReverse Sexism\b/gi, "That Thing That Doesn't Exist");
v = v.replace(/\bMisandry\b/gi, "That Thing That Doesn't Exist");
//Gendered Pronouns
v = v.replace(/\b(H)e\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"e";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(S)he\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "S") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"e";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)is\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"ir";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)er\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"ir";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)im\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"ir";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)imself\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"irself";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)erself\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
x = (p1 == "H") ? "X" : "x";
return x+"irself";
});
//The Masculine
v = v.replace(/\b(M)an\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
r = (p1 == "M") ? "R" : "r";
return r+"apist scum";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(M)en\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
t = (p1 == "M") ? "T" : "t";
return t+"he Patriarchy";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(B)oy\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
f = (p1 == "B") ? "F" : "f";
return f+"uture rapist";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(M)ale\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
s = (p1 == "M") ? "S" : "s";
return s+"exist and misogynistic";
});
//The Feminine
v = v.replace(/\b(B)itch\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
s = (p1 == "B") ? "S" : "s";
return s+"trong Womyn";
});
//Body Acceptance
v = v.replace(/\b(U)gly\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
b = (p1 == "U") ? "B" : "b";
return b+"eautiful";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(F)at\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
b = (p1 == "F") ? "B" : "b";
return b+"eautifully proportioned";
});
v = v.replace(/\bBeautiful\b/gi, "Western Beauty Standard");
v = v.replace(/\b(D)iet\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
a = (p1 == "D") ? "A" : "a";
return a+"norexia";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(H)ealthy\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
f = (p1 == "H") ? "F" : "f";
return f+"at shaming";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(D)octor\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
f = (p1 == "D") ? "F" : "f";
return f+"at shamer";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(E)xercise\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
t = (p1 == "E") ? "T" : "t";
return t+"orture";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(R)unning\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
d = (p1 == "R") ? "D" : "d";
return d+"eath marching";
});
v = v.replace(/\b(O)bese\b/gi, function(str, p1) {
t = (p1 == "O") ? "T" : "t";
return t+"hyroid condition";
});
//Ideologies
v = v.replace(/(E)galitarian/gi, function(str, p1) {
r = (p1 == "E") ? "R" : "r";
return r+"ape apologist";
});
v = v.replace(/\bMRA\b/gi, "VIRGIN NECKBEARD");
v = v.replace(/\bFreedom of Speech\b/gi, "Hate Speech");
//Sexualities and Gender Identities
v = v.replace(/(H)eterosexual/gi, function(str, p1) {
p = (p1 == "H") ? "P" : "p";
return p+"rivileged scum";
});
v = v.replace(/(S)traight/gi, function(str, p1) {
o = (p1 == "S") ? "O" : "o";
return o+"ppressive to sexual minorities";
});
v = v.replace(/(G)ay/gi, function(str, p1) {
m = (p1 == "G") ? "M" : "m";
return m+"en with so much internalised misogyny that they'd rather sleep with men";
});
v = v.replace(/\bF2M\b/g, "Enabler of Patriarchy");
v = v.replace(/\bf2m\b/g, "enabler of Patriarchy");
v = v.replace(/\bM2F\b/g, "Fake women");
v = v.replace(/\bm2f\b/g, "fake women");
v = v.replace(/(T)ransgender/gi, function(str, p1) {
g = (p1 == "T") ? "G" : "g";
return g+"ender traitor";
});
v = v.replace(/(T)ranssexual/gi, function(str, p1) {
g = (p1 == "T") ? "G" : "g";
return g+"ender traitor";
});
//Political parties
v = v.replace(/\bRepublican\b/gi, "Nazi");
v = v.replace(/\bLibertarian\b/gi, "Cryptofascist");
//Race
v = v.replace(/(B)lack/gi, function(str, p1) {
n = (p1 == "B") ? "N" : "n";
return n+"oble race";
});
v = v.replace(/\bReverse Racism\b/gi, "That Thing That Doesn't Exist");
textNode.nodeValue = v;
}
})();