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Known Genalphid Rituals

NOTE: Some of these rituals are inconsiderate. I do NOT condone them.

  • Singing the skibidi theme song spontaneously, in spasmic bursts
    • Often their head moves as well
    • Often such singing will get more intense when observed by others
  • Singing "chipi chipi chapa chapa" in public transport while dancing
  • Suddenly lying down in public transport, occupying two seats
  • Scratching the seats of public transport
  • Using containers as a percussion instrument, especially in public transport
  • Dancing while talking
    • Colloquially known as "throwing tantrums"
  • Dancing while walking
  • Dance in groups in the most out-of-place locations
    • An example of this would be a dark corner in a shopping mall
  • Walk in inconsistent speeds, blocking the road
  • Intentionally coughing or sneezing when next to another person
    • This is especially prevalent when they are wearing a "crown"
  • Praying to skibidi
  • Edging to skibidi
  • Getting inside a toilet and watching Cocom*lon
  • Screaming to a special religious watch in public transport, have it process their noise, and replay it under different filters for everyone to hear
  • Touching another person
  • Simultaneously watching YouTube Shorts and playing Minecraft
  • Greenscreen another's videos, most of the time not adding anything new
  • Spam hate or controversial comments on random YouTube videos
    • Often they associate with the UTTP, the YFGA, the ZNTP, or any other pseudo-group
  • Running spontaneously, especially in restaurants and shopping malls
  • Switching seats constantly in public transport
  • Gyattmaxxing, i.e. saying the stereotypical words (gyatt, rizz, skibidi, etc.)
    • Sometimes this gyattmaxxing is spontaneous and have no known cause
  • Suddenly doing random poses in public
    • Most of these poses may be JoJo References™
  • Using a fork to lift up one singular spaghetto, admire it, and then discard it by putting it into a piece of tissue
  • Gesturing excessively in the air to explain a concept
    • Sometimes they aren't explaining to anyone, but explaining to air
  • Intentionally eating LEGO™ pieces
  • Putting MTR train models way too close to their mouth
  • Running around with balloon swords while shouting loudly
  • Riding bicycles in the most inappropriate places while shouting loudly
  • Saying that yam is forbidden
  • Kneeling down then get up while screaming loudly, turning around partially, and stomping the ground, several times in a row
  • Dancing while playing basketball
  • Standing on seats
    • Occasionally they try to grab something above them
  • Immediately starting a fight after losing a game
  • Holding something on public transport with two hands then thrusting their body towards it
  • Tampering with the emergency glass breaker on a bus when there is no emergency
  • Kneeling on a seat in public transport then dancing by waving their hands up and down
  • Placing their bag behind a handrail, therefore locking it in place, then pulling a string of the bag towards themselves
  • Running while holding homework
  • Suddenly stopping someone by raising both hands