OneLine is a personal assistant chatbot intended to simplify my life.
You're a busy person with many important things to do. Why waste time remembering and inevitably forgetting all those important things? Let OneLine remind you of them! Just give OneLine a time or date (or both) and you'll receive a reminder via text at that time.
> Go to the movies at 2pm 11/13
Great! I'll remind you to `Go to the movies` on 2017-11-13 at 2:00 pm.
> Call friend in 5 minutes
Great! I'll remind you to `Call friend` on 2017-10-27 at 11:33 am.
OneLine will tell you the very best worst dad-jokes and lame puns. It's almost as if I were telling you the jokes myself!
We currently support Dad jokes and Chuck Norris jokes.
> tell me a joke
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
> tell me a dad joke
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
> tell me a chuck norris joke
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
Thanks to the following API providers for their jokes:
Want to just send texts instead of using the web app? No problem! You can use it entirely through text messages / SMS.
OneLine uses a plugin architecture to make adding additional functionality easy! It'll auto-detect any plugins you create and automatically start using them.
- ruby
- bundler
gem install bundler - foreman
gem install foreman
foreman start