christmas-card-2019.tex

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% Source code also found on: https://github.com/Kamik423/christmas-card-2019
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\centering
% You are being loved <3
\vfill
{\Huge \c{F}rohe \c{W}eihnachten\\[5mm]}
{\Huge\c{\&}}\\[5mm]
{\Large einen guten \c{R}utsch ins neue \c{J}ahr}\\[5mm]
{\Large wünscht euch \c{H}ans.}\\

\vfill
\hspace{1cm}\includegraphics[width=6cm]{cat.png}
% Cat sourced from:
% https://www.reddit.com/r/MedievalCats/comments/e713ht/king_derpy/
% Edited version on:
% https://github.com/Kamik423/christmas-card-2019

\vfill
\begin{minipage}[c]{.8\textwidth}
    \centering
    \large
    \c{``}Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him
    and he's warm for the rest of his life.\c{''}\\[5mm]
    \c{--}Sir Terry Pratchett
\end{minipage}

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\vfill Typeset by Hans in EBGaramond in \LaTeX.
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