headlines

Here are some headlines targets to earn major karma points. Whoever pulls it off and gets documented evidence in the Press will have rewards in heaven itself.

• "Excrement Catapult baffles local police"
• "Pirate flag replaces state flag on capitol building."
• "Man found putting testicles on poorly-parked car downtown." (teabagging)
• "Fart panic on flight 403 threatens landing, while cabin is thrown into hysterics"
• "'Friendly' christian argument ends in puke brawl."
• "Routine stop creates traffic hazzard, as driver chooses to stay stopped."
• "Man terrorizes LA neighborhood with army tank" VV
• ...add your own ideas here...

?? means "Could use improvement" VV means "Done."