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<title>The Future of Waterfountains</title>
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<h1>How Waterfountains Can Improve</h1>
<h3>By Miles Tallia</h3>
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People have stopped loving waterfountains, sometimes I lose so much hope at this fact that I start
to believe they never did. But such thoughts are not for us to have, we need to rise up, and
re-convince the people of the wonders of waterfountains!
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Waterfountains are an important part of our history. The lifeblood of our survival has long
been an important part of our lives, but, in recent years the belief in this importance among our
populaces has seemed to wane. More and more people in developed countries have grown apathetic
concerning their water. People once cared, there used to be real community.
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Back during the years of prohibition, one of the reasons people had been drinking so much was
that they couldn't get safe water to drink. People would rather have a beer and get drunk than
worry over getting good water to drink. So, the enlightened ladies who so vehemently supported
prohibition came up with adding drinking stations all across town, where people would not have
to worry about such trivial things, and could trust that the water they were drinking was good.
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These were the good 'ol days, when people loved waterfountains. But over time they became
demystified, and as people have been consistently lowering the bar in terms of public standards,
people no longer trust their waterfountains. They see children putting their mouths all over the
faucet (as if that should affect us!) and refuse to drink out of the faucet. The only positive
coverage waterfountains have received recently has been people using their water bottles.
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<p class="beforeImage">This is what many people see the future of waterfountains as, but we must not lose sight of what is most important to us!</p>
<img class="articleImage" src="assets/images/millennial-water.jpg" alt="Hopefully a pic of millenials getting water in waterbottles.">
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We need to loudly support this wave of water bottle filling stations as fountains while
strengthening the roots and adding cooling and filtering to every station. This will make
the drinking experience better and better. Elkay has already begun this, but they have lost
sight of the most important aspect of the waterfountain, the (and this is a horrible name
but it's the only name) bubbler.
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We need to take a step back and redesign this important part of the waterfountain. It is
the root of most people's displeasure and it needs to be improved, fast. We need to bring our
best and brightest together, and we must solve this problem. For if we fail in our pursuit of
spreading the gospel that is good waterfountains, we will surely fail to be a race of humans,
we may descend back into the depth of the kingdom animalia and be but waterless brutes.
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While it seems as though this entire website is a farse it was actually crafted
with much care. Much research was done to accummulate all the information to be
found on this website. To find a full list of all the sources used you can click
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The owner of this website understands the currently correct term for waterfountains
is "water fountains" (with the space) but has decided
to take the first step in helping to evolve this language into the much preferable
"waterfountains" usage.
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