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+/datum/centcom_announcer/vethbirthday
+	welcome_sounds = list('monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/welcome/welcome.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/welcome/welcome2.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/welcome/welcome3.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/welcome/welcome4.ogg')
+
+	alert_sounds = list('monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert1.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert2.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert3.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert4.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert5.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert6.ogg',
+						'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/alerts/alert7.ogg')
+
+	command_report_sounds = list('monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/commandreport/centralcommand1.ogg',
+								'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/commandreport/centralcommand2.ogg')
+
+	event_sounds = list(ANNOUNCER_AIMALF = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/aimalf.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_ALIENS = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/aliens.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_ANIMES = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/animes.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_GRANOMALIES = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/granomalies.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_INTERCEPT = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/intercept.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_IONSTORM = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/ionstorm.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_METEORS = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/meteors.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_OUTBREAK5 = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/blob.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_OUTBREAK7 = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/virus.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_POWEROFF = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/power_off.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_POWERON = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/power_on.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_RADIATION = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/radiation.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_SHUTTLECALLED = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/shuttle_call.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_SHUTTLEDOCK = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/shuttle_arrive.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_SHUTTLERECALLED = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/shuttle_recall.ogg',
+						ANNOUNCER_SPANOMALIES = 'monkestation/sound/ai/dagoth/spanomalies.ogg')