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Paul's religion - The only true religion

The only true religion. I am building my own religion, because current religions don't suit my needs.

This is the only true religion created on the internet—for the internet, by the internet, and of the internet.

This religion is open-source by default and licensed under CC0-1.0 license.

Quick guide to get started:

  • To be a follower of this religion you must star this repository.
  • If you chose to be a messenger of this religion share this repository link wherever you can.
  • If you wish to be a strong believer you will star this repository, follow PaulleDemon and spread the word about this religion like a true child of god.
  • If you wish to become a prophet for this religion you must fork this repository.
  • If you wish to become god, fork this repository and add your own rules to the existing subset of the rules.

FAQ's

  1. How can I be part of this cult?

    • Read the quick guide to get started.

  2. Can I leave this cult ever?

    • I don't think so.

  3. How do I get baptized?

    • Star this repository.

  4. Can atheists join this new religion?

    • Absolutely, you can this is the only true religion that allows Atheists.

  5. Can atheists who believe in god also join?

    • Yes, you can also join.

  6. Can my cat join this religion?

    • No

  7. Can animals join this religion?

    • Primitive minds of animals can't fully comprehend the complexity of this great religion. In short no

  8. Can I speak to the manager of this religion?

  9. How can I speak to god?

  10. I have issues with this religion. Where can I complain?

  11. My issue is not being heard. How can I improve my chances of getting a response from god?

    • Our god is a busy person, he has no time to waste, and he's already busy with a lot of wealthy people. If you want your voice to be heard make sure you make a sound donation.

One rule I can never break?

  • Never ever question my existence.

How can I donate to this religion?

Donations help us to keep the religion going. We welcome all generous donations. Once we have at least 50k USD we'll build our temple on the internet (the world's first).