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I demand my money back, that only gave me a bruise on my forehead where I slammed it into the desk, it didn't induce vomiting. I see such terrible code regularly that I've built up a tolerance. I think it may be like arsenic eating (this is a real thing, apparently - people intentionally eat small amounts of arsenic-containing rock for purported benefits...), where exposure to the poison in sub-lethal doses results in a bizarre sort of addiction, and withdrawal symptoms when exposure ceases. I start to get the shakes if I don't see bad code at least once a day (but that rarely happens when you maintain three cores - these cores are chock full of bad code... and the code I write for my own use, well... I've seen inexperienced programmers go blind just looking at it. I keep a printout of it near my valuables to foil any would be burglars.... If they manage to make it past my first line of defense - the piles of crap* without being buried under a heap of non-functional electronics, when they get to the bin full of priceless parts (as in, parts that are currently backordered into 2024) they'll still be blinded or driven mad by the unspeakable evil of my code... And anyone who wouldn't be vulnerable to the code because they weren't lesser embedded programmers themselves would have no idea what to steal, and statistically most of what they could grab would be doing me a favor..... What's wrong with
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You can count on me for such innoculations. There's nothing at all wrong with your version, indeed I feel quite certain that yours is the example people should follow. I was kinda hoping you would dot the I's and cross the T's for me.
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...and guaranteed to induce vomiting.
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