DreamBerd is winding down #455
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sad |
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sad |
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sad |
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sad |
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sad |
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sad :( |
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Will there be a skeleton crew in place to handler data removal? I added my social security number and credit card number and home address and blood type as const consts. |
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Luckily, |
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does this mean people in the same country can still see them? |
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No. They're saved locally, so only a few nearby towns can see it. |
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What if ur town is reallllly big is it a radius by distance or is the radius defined by number of towns |
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@kerbalis The rule of thumb for "nearby" is that if there is any place where you can cover a thing with a thumb (can be borrowed, but no stealing!) it means that the thumb is close. |
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This has been a hilarious series of events. Definitely has been worth following :) |
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Does this mean i have to die now |
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I had my consciousness and physical body uploaded to dreamberds servers |
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i need an answer |
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Please |
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I found a workaround: Just make sure your program will not be executed in timezone located west of UTC-34 This will not work if your program takes more than ~1 day to execute (depending on your timezone), to make it work for longer program you can add: This might break space-time, I wouldn't recommend using this in production before consulting a lawyer to make sure your application complies with EU regulations concerning time paradoxes and time freezing. |
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delete eu.regulations! |
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Just when we finished writing our company's main app with DB |
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It's time for DreamDB! The best database ever |
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Importing foreign keys as primary keys |
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llm to fill in any data queries but not found. Guaranteed returns! |
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Here to buy DreamBerd for £1,000,000,000 lol |
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it's a joke, I'm not buying it |
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I'm forking it to make it reality. Writing the thing in C. |
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I can do it for 10 dollars: 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲 |
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When we started a startup
When we started a startup,
we had one mission:
Despite raising £500 in our pre-seed
(thanks to a last minute investment)
We weren't able to achieve our goal
and we've decided to wind down the company.
All DreamBerd employees have been fired.
They have little chance
of finding a new job in this market.
Many will have to sell their homes.
And skip meals.
A message to our users
Sorry to those of you relying on DreamBerd software.
We'll be transferring your accounts to Google Domains in the coming weeks.
Keep dreaming.
Lu Wilson
ex-CEO of the DreamBerd Foundation
This discussion was created from the release DreamBerd is winding down.
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