From a39765a98c7e698385746295a246529cd5452981 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: butschster <butschster@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 23 Apr 2024 11:24:35 +0400
Subject: [PATCH] Adds random phrase generator

---
 app/Http/Controllers/CallAction.php |  10 +-
 app/Modules/Inspector/Common.php    |   6 +-
 app/Modules/Monolog/Common.php      |  44 +--
 app/Modules/Profiler/Common.php     |   4 +-
 app/Modules/Ray/RayCommon.php       |  94 +++---
 app/Modules/Ray/RayLaravel.php      |  38 ++-
 app/Modules/Sentry/Common.php       |  12 +-
 app/Modules/Smtp/Common.php         |   9 +-
 app/Modules/VarDump/Common.php      |  29 +-
 app/RandomPhraseGenerator.php       | 496 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 10 files changed, 631 insertions(+), 111 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 app/RandomPhraseGenerator.php

diff --git a/app/Http/Controllers/CallAction.php b/app/Http/Controllers/CallAction.php
index 4716e6f..3ff1c12 100644
--- a/app/Http/Controllers/CallAction.php
+++ b/app/Http/Controllers/CallAction.php
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 <?php
+
 declare(strict_types=1);
 
 namespace App\Http\Controllers;
@@ -11,6 +12,7 @@
 use App\Modules\Smtp\Common as SmtpActions;
 use App\Modules\VarDump\Common as VarDumpActions;
 use App\Modules\Inspector\Common as InspectorActions;
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
 use Illuminate\Foundation\Testing\WithFaker;
 use Illuminate\Http\Request;
 use Illuminate\Support\Str;
@@ -53,7 +55,7 @@ class CallAction extends Controller
         'ray_logs:exception' => 'monologException',
     ];
 
-    public function __invoke(Request $request)
+    public function __invoke(Request $request, RandomPhraseGenerator $generator)
     {
         $this->setUpFaker();
 
@@ -65,14 +67,14 @@ public function __invoke(Request $request)
 
         foreach ($this->setUpMap as $a => $method) {
             if (Str::startsWith($action, $a)) {
-                call_user_func([$this, $method]);
+                call_user_func([$this, $method], $generator);
                 break;
             }
         }
 
         foreach ($this->actionsMap as $a => $method) {
             if ($action === $a) {
-                call_user_func([$this, $method]);
+                call_user_func([$this, $method], $generator);
                 return 'ok';
             }
         }
@@ -80,7 +82,7 @@ public function __invoke(Request $request)
         $method = Str::studly(Str::replace(':', '_', $action));
 
         if (method_exists($this, $method)) {
-            call_user_func([$this, $method]);
+            call_user_func([$this, $method], $generator);
             return 'ok';
         }
 
diff --git a/app/Modules/Inspector/Common.php b/app/Modules/Inspector/Common.php
index e92b84f..8efedcf 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Inspector/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Inspector/Common.php
@@ -9,13 +9,13 @@
 
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setUpInspector()
+    public function setUpInspector(): void
     {
         ray()->disable();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    public function inspectorRequest()
+    public function inspectorRequest(): void
     {
         $request = Request::create('/inspector');
 
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ public function inspectorRequest()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    public function inspectorCommand()
+    public function inspectorCommand(): void
     {
         Artisan::call('inspector:test');
     }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Monolog/Common.php b/app/Modules/Monolog/Common.php
index 44d0c34..9b6f8de 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Monolog/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Monolog/Common.php
@@ -3,21 +3,23 @@
 
 namespace App\Modules\Monolog;
 
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
+
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setUpSocketMonolog()
+    public function setUpSocketMonolog(): void
     {
         logger()->setDefaultDriver('socket');
         ray()->disable();
     }
 
-    public function setUpSlackMonolog()
+    public function setUpSlackMonolog(): void
     {
         logger()->setDefaultDriver('slack');
         ray()->disable();
     }
 
-    public function setUpRayLogger()
+    public function setUpRayLogger(): void
     {
         logger()->setDefaultDriver('null');
     }
@@ -25,74 +27,74 @@ public function setUpRayLogger()
     /**
      * @test
      */
-    function monologDebug()
+    function monologDebug(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->debug('Hello debug', [
+        logger()->debug($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologInfo()
+    function monologInfo(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->info('Hello info', [
+        logger()->info($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologWarning()
+    function monologWarning(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->warning('Hello warning', [
+        logger()->warning($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologError()
+    function monologError(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->error('Hello error', [
+        logger()->error($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologCritical()
+    function monologCritical(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->critical('Hello critical', [
+        logger()->critical($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologNotice()
+    function monologNotice(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->notice('Hello notice', [
+        logger()->notice($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologAlert()
+    function monologAlert(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->alert('Hello alert', [
+        logger()->alert($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologEmergency()
+    function monologEmergency(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        logger()->emergency('Hello emergency', [
+        logger()->emergency($generator->generate('Buggregator'), [
             'foo' => 'bar'
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function monologException()
+    function monologException(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         try {
-            throw new \Exception('Something went wrong');
+            throw new \Exception($generator->generateException('Buggregator'));
         } catch (\Throwable $e) {
             logger()->error($e);
         }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Profiler/Common.php b/app/Modules/Profiler/Common.php
index ff176cf..ec49e68 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Profiler/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Profiler/Common.php
@@ -5,14 +5,14 @@
 
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setupProfiler()
+    public function setupProfiler(): void
     {
         ray()->disable();
         logger()->setDefaultDriver('null');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function profilerReport()
+    function profilerReport(): void
     {
     }
 }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Ray/RayCommon.php b/app/Modules/Ray/RayCommon.php
index dc55d54..1067b65 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Ray/RayCommon.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Ray/RayCommon.php
@@ -1,66 +1,74 @@
 <?php
+
 declare(strict_types=1);
 
 namespace App\Modules\Ray;
 
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
+
 trait RayCommon
 {
     /** @test */
-    function rayNewScreen()
+    function rayNewScreen(): void
     {
         ray()->newScreen();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayNewScreenWithName()
+    function rayNewScreenWithName(): void
     {
         ray()->newScreen('My debug screen');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayClearAll()
+    function rayClearAll(): void
     {
         ray()->clearAll();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayClearScreen()
+    function rayClearScreen(): void
     {
         ray()->clearScreen();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayInt()
+    function rayInt(): void
     {
-        ray(...range(0, 9));
+        ray(4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayString()
+    function rayString(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        ray('Hello', 'World');
+        ray('Here is a random phrase', $generator->generate('Buggregator'));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayArray()
+    function rayArray(): void
     {
-        ray(['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]]);
+        ray(['a' => 4, 'b' => ['c' => 8, 'd' => 15], 'e' => [16, 23, 42]]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayBool()
+    function rayBool(): void
     {
         ray(true, false);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayObject()
+    function rayObject(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
+        $object = new \stdClass();
+        $object->name = 'Buggregator';
+        $object->funnyFact = $generator->generate('Buggregator');
+        ray($object);
+
         ray(ray());
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayColors()
+    function rayColors(): void
     {
         ray('this is green')->green();
         ray('this is orange')->orange();
@@ -71,7 +79,7 @@ function rayColors()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function raySizes()
+    function raySizes(): void
     {
         ray('small')->small();
         ray('regular');
@@ -79,31 +87,31 @@ function raySizes()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayLabels()
+    function rayLabels(): void
     {
         ray(['John', 'Paul', 'George', 'Ringo'])->label('Beatles');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCaller()
+    function rayCaller(): void
     {
         ray()->caller();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayTrace()
+    function rayTrace(): void
     {
         ray()->trace();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayPause()
+    function rayPause(): void
     {
         ray()->pause();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCounter()
+    function rayCounter(): void
     {
         foreach (range(1, 2) as $i) {
             ray()->count();
@@ -115,7 +123,7 @@ function rayCounter()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCounterWithName()
+    function rayCounterWithName(): void
     {
         foreach (range(1, 4) as $i) {
             ray()->count('first');
@@ -129,7 +137,7 @@ function rayCounterWithName()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayLimit()
+    function rayLimit(): void
     {
         foreach (range(1, 10) as $i) {
             ray()->limit(3)->text("A #{$i}"); // counts to 3
@@ -139,13 +147,13 @@ function rayLimit()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayClassName()
+    function rayClassName(): void
     {
         ray()->className($this);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayMeasure()
+    function rayMeasure(): void
     {
         ray()->measure();
 
@@ -159,7 +167,7 @@ function rayMeasure()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayJson()
+    function rayJson(): void
     {
         ray()->toJson(['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]]);
 
@@ -170,36 +178,36 @@ function rayJson()
         ray()->toJson(
             ['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]],
             ['d' => ['e' => 5]],
-            $object
+            $object,
         );
 
         ray()->json(
-            json_encode(['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]])
+            json_encode(['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]]),
         );
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayXml()
+    function rayXml(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         ray()->xml(
-            '<one><two><three>3</three></two></one>'
+            '<one><two><three>'.$generator->generate('Buggregator').'</three></two></one>',
         );
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCarbon()
+    function rayCarbon(): void
     {
         ray()->carbon(new \Carbon\Carbon());
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayFile()
+    function rayFile(): void
     {
         ray()->file(base_path('.env'));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayTable()
+    function rayTable(): void
     {
         ray()->table([
             'First' => 'First value',
@@ -211,55 +219,55 @@ function rayTable()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayImage()
+    function rayImage(): void
     {
         ray()->image('https://placekitten.com/200/300');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayHtml()
+    function rayHtml(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        ray()->html('<b>Bold string<b>');
+        ray()->html('<b>'.$generator->generate('Buggregator').'<b>');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayText()
+    function rayText(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        ray()->text('<em>this string is html encoded</em>');
+        ray()->text('<em>'.$generator->generate('Buggregator').'</em>');
         ray()->text('  whitespace formatting' . PHP_EOL . '   is preserved as well.');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayHide()
+    function rayHide(): void
     {
         ray($this)->hide();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayNotify()
+    function rayNotify(): void
     {
         ray()->notify('This is my notification');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayPhpinfo()
+    function rayPhpinfo(): void
     {
         ray()->phpinfo();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayException()
+    function rayException(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         try {
-            throw new \Exception('Something went wrong');
+            throw new \Exception($generator->generateException('Buggregator'));
         } catch (\Exception $e) {
             ray()->exception($e);
         }
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayMarkdown()
+    function rayMarkdown(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        ray()->markdown('# Hello World');
+        ray()->markdown('# ' . $generator->generate('Buggregator'));
     }
 }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Ray/RayLaravel.php b/app/Modules/Ray/RayLaravel.php
index 320fd72..4c39f7c 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Ray/RayLaravel.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Ray/RayLaravel.php
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 <?php
+
 declare(strict_types=1);
 
 namespace App\Modules\Ray;
@@ -6,6 +7,7 @@
 use App\Jobs\TestJob;
 use App\Mail\OrderShipped;
 use App\Models\User;
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
 use Illuminate\Database\Events\ModelsPruned;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Cache;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Http;
@@ -14,14 +16,14 @@
 trait RayLaravel
 {
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowQueries()
+    function rayShowQueries(): void
     {
         ray()->showQueries();
         User::firstWhere('email', 'john@example.com');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCountQueries()
+    function rayCountQueries(): void
     {
         ray()->countQueries(function () {
             User::all();
@@ -30,7 +32,7 @@ function rayCountQueries()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayManuallyShowedQuery()
+    function rayManuallyShowedQuery(): void
     {
         User::query()
             ->where('first_name', 'John')
@@ -41,21 +43,21 @@ function rayManuallyShowedQuery()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowEvents()
+    function rayShowEvents(): void
     {
         ray()->showEvents();
         event(new ModelsPruned(new User(), 100));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowJobs()
+    function rayShowJobs(): void
     {
         ray()->showJobs();
         dispatch(new TestJob('my-test-job'));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowCache()
+    function rayShowCache(): void
     {
         ray()->showCache();
 
@@ -67,31 +69,31 @@ function rayShowCache()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowHttpClientRequests()
+    function rayShowHttpClientRequests(): void
     {
         ray()->showHttpClientRequests();
         Http::get('https://ya.ru', [
-            'heloo' => 'world'
+            'heloo' => 'world',
         ]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayHandlingModels()
+    function rayHandlingModels(): void
     {
         ray()->model(
-            User::firstWhere('email', 'john@example.com')
+            User::firstWhere('email', 'john@example.com'),
         );
 
         ray()->model(new User([
             'username' => 'john',
-            'email' => 'john@example.com'
+            'email' => 'john@example.com',
         ]));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayMailable()
+    function rayMailable(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        $mail = new OrderShipped($this->faker->sentence);
+        $mail = new OrderShipped($generator->generateEmailSubject());
         $mail->from($this->faker->email, 'Test from');
         $mail->cc($this->faker->email);
         $mail->bcc($this->faker->email);
@@ -101,15 +103,15 @@ function rayMailable()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayShowViews()
+    function rayShowViews(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         ray()->showViews();
 
-        view('inspector', ['name' => 'John Doe'])->render();
+        view('inspector', ['phrase' => $generator->generate('Buggregator')])->render();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayCollections()
+    function rayCollections(): void
     {
         collect(['a', 'b', 'c'])
             ->ray('original collection') // displays the original collection
@@ -118,7 +120,7 @@ function rayCollections()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayStrString()
+    function rayStrString(): void
     {
         Str::of('Lorem')
             ->append(' Ipsum')
@@ -127,7 +129,7 @@ function rayStrString()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function rayEnv()
+    function rayEnv(): void
     {
         ray()->env();
     }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Sentry/Common.php b/app/Modules/Sentry/Common.php
index d44e188..bebf2ce 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Sentry/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Sentry/Common.php
@@ -1,38 +1,40 @@
 <?php
+
 declare(strict_types=1);
 
 namespace App\Modules\Sentry;
 
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
 use Sentry\SentrySdk;
 
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setupSentryLogger()
+    public function setupSentryLogger(): void
     {
         ray()->disable();
         logger()->setDefaultDriver('null');
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function sentryReport()
+    function sentryReport(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         try {
             \Illuminate\Support\Facades\Artisan::call('migrate:fresh', ['--force' => true]);
             \Illuminate\Support\Facades\Artisan::call('db:seed', ['--force' => true]);
-            throw new \Exception('Something went wrong');
+            throw new \Exception($generator->generateException('Buggregator'));
         } catch (\Throwable $e) {
             report($e);
         }
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function sentryEvent()
+    function sentryEvent(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         \Illuminate\Support\Facades\Artisan::call('migrate:fresh', ['--force' => true]);
         \Illuminate\Support\Facades\Artisan::call('db:seed', ['--force' => true]);
         $currentHub = SentrySdk::getCurrentHub();
         $client = $currentHub->getClient();
 
-        $currentHub->captureMessage('This is a test message from the Sentry bundle');
+        $currentHub->captureMessage($generator->generateException('Buggregator'));
     }
 }
diff --git a/app/Modules/Smtp/Common.php b/app/Modules/Smtp/Common.php
index e4c8a96..d662c0d 100644
--- a/app/Modules/Smtp/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/Smtp/Common.php
@@ -5,24 +5,25 @@
 
 use App\Mail\OrderShipped;
 use App\Mail\WelcomeMail;
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
 use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Mail;
 
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setUpSmtp()
+    public function setUpSmtp(): void
     {
         ray()->disable();
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function smtpOrderShipped()
+    function smtpOrderShipped(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         Mail::to([$this->faker->email, $this->faker->email])
-            ->send(new OrderShipped($this->faker->sentence));
+            ->send(new OrderShipped($generator->generateEmailSubject()));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function smtpWelcomeMail()
+    function smtpWelcomeMail(): void
     {
         Mail::to($this->faker->email)->send(new WelcomeMail());
     }
diff --git a/app/Modules/VarDump/Common.php b/app/Modules/VarDump/Common.php
index 164bafc..5a8928e 100644
--- a/app/Modules/VarDump/Common.php
+++ b/app/Modules/VarDump/Common.php
@@ -1,13 +1,15 @@
 <?php
+
 declare(strict_types=1);
 
 namespace App\Modules\VarDump;
 
+use App\RandomPhraseGenerator;
 use Symfony\Component\VarDumper\VarDumper;
 
 trait Common
 {
-    public function setUpVarDumper()
+    public function setUpVarDumper(): void
     {
         ray()->disable();
 
@@ -17,40 +19,45 @@ public function setUpVarDumper()
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpString()
+    function varDumpString(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
-        dump('Hello', 'World');
+        dump('Here is a random phrase', $generator->generate('Buggregator'));
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpArray()
+    function varDumpArray(): void
     {
-        dump(['a' => 1, 'b' => ['c' => 3]]);
+        dump(['a' => 4, 'b' => ['c' => 8, 'd' => 15], 'e' => [16, 23, 42]]);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpBool()
+    function varDumpBool(): void
     {
         dump(true, false);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpInt()
+    function varDumpInt(): void
     {
-        dump(1);
+        dump(4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42);
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpObject()
+    function varDumpObject(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
+        $object = new \stdClass();
+        $object->name = 'Buggregator';
+        $object->funnyFact = $generator->generate('Buggregator');
+
+        dump($object);
         dump(ray());
     }
 
     /** @test */
-    function varDumpException()
+    function varDumpException(RandomPhraseGenerator $generator): void
     {
         try {
-            throw new \Exception('Something went wrong');
+            throw new \Exception($generator->generateException('Buggregator'));
         } catch (\Exception $e) {
             dump($e);
         }
diff --git a/app/RandomPhraseGenerator.php b/app/RandomPhraseGenerator.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..55241b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/app/RandomPhraseGenerator.php
@@ -0,0 +1,496 @@
+<?php
+
+declare(strict_types=1);
+
+namespace App;
+
+final class RandomPhraseGenerator
+{
+    private const PHRASES = [
+        "Have you tried turning %s off and on again?",
+        "I'm sorry, are you from the past? Because %s is from the future!",
+        "Hello IT, have you tried %s?",
+        "We do have a lot of blinking lights... just like %s.",
+        "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the %s.",
+        "Right, we're not here to fix %s, we're here to look good. Mission accomplished!",
+        "Here we go, %s! To the basement, where magic happens.",
+        "This, Jen, is the Internet. And this, is %s.",
+        "We've just deployed %s. Don't worry, only a small fire.",
+        "You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet and go to the toilet in it... and you definitely wouldn't use %s like this!",
+        "Oh, %s, you are my new best friend... that doesn't work properly.",
+        "Unbelievable! Some people, eh? Can't even configure %s.",
+        "SOS! Send help, or send more %s!",
+        "Remember, %s is watching you. Not in a creepy way!",
+        "The elders of the internet would never approve %s.",
+        "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you about %s. Fire! Fire! Help me!",
+        "123 I declare a %s war!",
+        "Every time you click %s, a kitten smiles.",
+        "Error 404: %s not found. Panic!",
+        "Ah, %s, the final frontier.",
+        "Please do not feed the %s.",
+        "Beware! Here be %s.",
+        "You wouldn't download a %s.",
+        "Welcome to %s Anonymous. First rule: we do not talk about %s.",
+        "99 problems but %s ain’t one.",
+        "Keep calm and blame %s.",
+        "Rebooting %s might just save your life...or at least your job.",
+        "One does not simply walk into %s.",
+        "Oops! %s did it again.",
+        "May the force be with %s.",
+        "Houston, we have a %s problem.",
+        "Winter is coming for %s.",
+        "That's not a bug, that's a feature of %s!",
+        "It’s a %s thing, you wouldn’t understand.",
+        "Every good story involves %s.",
+        "I find your lack of %s disturbing.",
+        "I've got a bad feeling about %s.",
+        "All your %s are belong to us.",
+        "Say %s one more time!",
+        "Resistance to %s is futile.",
+        "Ah, greetings from the kingdom of %s, where bugs check in, but they don't check out.",
+        "Knock knock knock, %s! Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
+        "It's a wild, wild %s world. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy debug!",
+        "Bazinga! You've unleashed the mighty powers of %s.",
+        "This isn't chaos; it's %s. Slightly different, but equally distressing.",
+        "Welcome to the %s anomaly, where the only constant is surprise.",
+        "If I were a superhero, my name would be Captain %s. Alas, I am but a humble physicist.",
+        "From the depths of %s, I summon thee, data dump!",
+        "The %s Paradox: The harder you look, the harder it hides.",
+        "Brace yourself, the %s laws of physics are more like... guidelines.",
+        "In the parallel universe of %s, bugs fear you!",
+        "Huzzah! The oracle of %s has spoken. Decode its mysteries wisely.",
+        "Alert! The %s singularity has been achieved. Approach with curiosity.",
+        "Even in the %s dimension, your bugs are mere mortals.",
+        "Behold the %s zone, where only the brave tread.",
+        "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's %s doing what it does best!",
+        "Prepare for an excursion into the exotic lands of %s. Mind the bugs.",
+        "Welcome to the %s Theatre, where each act is more thrilling than the last.",
+        "The %s Algorithm: Designed to perplex, guaranteed to enlighten.",
+        "Through the wormhole of %s, where time and bugs intertwine.",
+        "Hello from %s. If I had a nickel for every bug I've seen, I'd still be broke compared to what you'll save using this!",
+        "Knock, knock! Who’s there? Not a bug, thanks to %s!",
+        "Using %s is smoother than my best pick-up line.",
+        "Oops! %s just went all Houdini on that bug!",
+        "I'm not saying I'm a genius, but %s and I just squashed that bug like a pro!",
+        "Hold on to your keyboards, %s is diving into the code!",
+        "Is it hot in here, or did %s just heat up the debugging party?",
+        "If debugging with %s was a sport, I'd be an Olympian!",
+        "Beam me up, %s! There's no sign of intelligent bugs here!",
+        "Keep calm and let %s handle the bugs.",
+        "With %s on the job, who needs a debugger's cape?",
+        "Just like my love life, %s knows how to handle the unexpected!",
+        "Watch %s pull a rabbit out of the hat with this code!",
+        "If %s was a comic hero, bugs would be its arch-nemesis!",
+        "I’d swipe right for %s’s debugging skills any day!",
+        "Bugs are red, violets are blue, %s’s on the case, nothing’s stopping you!",
+        "Hello, IT? Have you tried turning it off and on again? Just kidding, %s got this!",
+        "Who needs luck when you have %s?",
+        "Shh... %s is listening to the whispers of your code.",
+        "Code whisperer by day, bug hunter by night, %s is on the flight!",
+        "Why fear when %s is here?",
+        "It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's %s squashing bugs!",
+        "Stay debugged and carry on with %s!",
+        "Not all superheroes wear capes, some use %s!",
+        "With great power comes great responsibility. Luckily, %s is up to the task!",
+        "Let's make debugging great again with %s!",
+        "When life gives you code, let %s make it bug-free!",
+        "Why did the bug cross the road? Because %s scared it away!",
+        "Keep your friends close and your bugs closer. Or just use %s!",
+        "One small click for man, one giant leap for %s!",
+        "Are we debugging or is %s just showing off?",
+        "If %s were a spell, bugs would vanish in a puff of smoke!",
+        "Look Ma, no hands! Just %s doing its thing!",
+        "Engage the %s drive, we’re going bug hunting!",
+        "Bugs beware, %s is the sheriff in town!",
+        "To infinity and beyond! Or just to the next bug with %s.",
+        "Houston, we have a problem. But %s is on it!",
+        "Live long and prosper, bugs. Just kidding, %s is coming for you!",
+        "%s: The chosen one to lead the bugs out of your code.",
+        "Brace yourselves, %s is coming and the bugs are not ready!",
+        "It’s going to be legen—wait for it—dary! Legendary! Thanks, %s!",
+        "Suit up! %s is ready to make your code awesome.",
+        "This just in from %s: Challenge accepted, bugs!",
+        "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story, thanks to %s.",
+        "Nothing suits me like a suit... of bug-free code courtesy of %s.",
+        "The playbook says, ‘Deploy %s for a legen—dary debugging session!’",
+        "Do you have any idea how many bugs %s just annihilated? It's a lot!",
+        "Daddy’s home! And by daddy, I mean %s, crushing bugs like a boss.",
+        "I'm %s, and I approve this bug-free session.",
+        "Bugs, %s will show you how we roll in the big leagues.",
+        "Haaave you met %s? Your code’s new best friend!",
+        "Remember, when it comes to debugging, %s is the best wingman you'll ever have.",
+        "This is %s signing in to make your day—no, wait—your entire week!",
+        "Let’s show these bugs some bro code, %s style.",
+        "If there’s a bug party, %s is the one you want crashing it.",
+        "Oh %s, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.",
+        "It’s %s time! Let's rock the code!",
+        "Bugs, prepare to meet your maker—because %s is here to end you.",
+        "With %s, every night is legendary!",
+        "You can ask %s nicely to fix your bugs... or watch it dominate!",
+        "Trust me, I’m %s, and I’m your ticket to a bug-free paradise.",
+        "It’s %s’s world, we’re just coding in it!",
+        "Here’s the deal: %s is in, bugs are out!",
+        "The only thing better than %s’s debugging skills? Nothing.",
+        "Stay classy, code. Thanks, %s!",
+        "Don’t just debug, debug awesomely with %s.",
+        "Aw, %s, why so good at squashing bugs?",
+        "Every day is a new opportunity to be awesome with %s.",
+        "Think of %s as your personal bug-fighting superhero.",
+        "If awesomeness were bugs, %s would be debugging non-stop.",
+        "Flip the switch, unleash the magic—%s is going live!",
+        "Can’t stop the rock, can’t stop %s either!",
+        "In %s we trust, all others bring bugs.",
+        "Suiting up! %s is on the debugging scene.",
+        "Hey bugs, meet your nemesis: %s!",
+        "Who’s the master debugger? Yes, it’s %s!",
+        "High five! %s nailed it again!",
+        "Keep calm and let %s handle the chaos.",
+        "Want to see some magic? Just watch %s work!",
+        "%s: Your secret weapon in the war on bugs.",
+        "%s doesn't read documentation; it stares it down until it gets the information it wants.",
+        "When %s uses your computer, it doesn’t debug your code, the bugs debug themselves out of fear.",
+        "Bugs don’t escape from %s, they willingly surrender.",
+        "%s can retrieve anything from a database, even deleted records that never existed.",
+        "If %s writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.",
+        "To %s, 'impossible' just means it takes a few seconds longer.",
+        "When %s throws exceptions, it’s not programming – it’s because exceptions are scared to occur.",
+        "When your code runs perfectly, it's just %s showing mercy.",
+        "Division by zero is perfectly safe if you’re using %s.",
+        "Once, %s resolved a thread deadlock just by looking at the code.",
+        "%s can solve the halting problem... in constant time.",
+        "If you have a problem with your code, just remember: %s doesn't have problems, only solutions.",
+        "The speed of light was broken once. That was just %s testing your application’s performance.",
+        "When %s writes software, even errors are too afraid to show up.",
+        "If %s reviews your code, you don’t need tests.",
+        "Once a race condition tried to outpace %s. Once.",
+        "When %s enters a room, the garbage collector stands up.",
+        "%s can unit test entire applications with a single assert.",
+        "%s's keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.",
+        "%s can instantiate abstract classes.",
+        "%s's code never needs comments. The code explains itself out of respect.",
+        "%s doesn’t do burn down charts, he does burn everything charts.",
+        "%s's code doesn’t have bugs. It just develops random features.",
+        "When %s presses Ctrl-Alt-Delete, worldwide systems restart.",
+        "When %s points to NULL, NULL quivers in fear.",
+        "Where there's a will, there's a way. Where there's %s, there’s no way... for bugs to survive.",
+        "%s doesn’t use web services. He is the web service.",
+        "Once %s signed up for a binary marathon. Of course, he ran it in 1.",
+        "When %s encounters a stop error, the error stops.",
+        "Encryption algorithms work because they’re afraid to fail %s.",
+        "%s can make asynchronous functions return synchronously.",
+        "If %s writes an infinite loop, the universe runs out of time.",
+        "When %s commits code, the repository thanks him.",
+        "%s doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bugs until the code confesses.",
+        "Debuggers don't log information. %s logs the information himself.",
+        "When %s goes to sleep, servers stay up all night, protecting themselves.",
+        "%s can make the Windows Blue Screen of Death turn red out of sheer terror.",
+        "Objects in %s's code always obey the law of gravity — no floating-point exceptions.",
+    ];
+
+    private const EXCEPTION_PHRASES = [
+        "Ah, the %s exception. Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
+        "Exception thrown: %s is not ready yet. Are you sure you're not from the past?",
+        "Error: %s failed to load. Did you try working in the dark? Works for us!",
+        "Hello IT, have you tried not breaking %s?",
+        "Well, that's %s gone rogue. Should've stuck to the script!",
+        "Uh oh, %s just met its maker. Try rebooting, or maybe just leave it be.",
+        "This is the story of %s, a system error that thought it could.",
+        "Error 404: %s not found. This is why we can't have nice things!",
+        "If you type 'Google' into Google you can break the internet, clearly you broke %s!",
+        "We need to talk about your %s privileges. You've just caused an exception.",
+        "No, no, no, no, no! %s has started a fire in the server room!",
+        "User error in the %s module. Replace user and press any key to continue.",
+        "Caution: %s has entered a loop. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!",
+        "Warning: %s is about to explode. Please evacuate the building.",
+        "System alert: %s has become self-aware. Run!",
+        "Exception handling tip: %s won’t fix itself... or will it?",
+        "This is not the %s error you are looking for. Move along.",
+        "Critical error: %s. Please prepare for an unexpected quiz.",
+        "You've got an error in %s. Remember, don't panic!",
+        "Knock knock. Who’s there? Not %s.",
+        "Unexpected error in %s. Try not to think about it too hard.",
+        "Alert: %s is corrupted. Just like my hard drive, and my last relationship.",
+        "Oops! %s just made a boo-boo.",
+        "Warning: You've broken the %s. The elders of the Internet are not amused.",
+        "If %s were a thing, it'd be the best thing. But it's not, because it's an error.",
+        "Message from %s: 'I've had enough. I’m retiring.'",
+        "Congratulations, you’ve discovered a new type of error in %s!",
+        "Critical malfunction in %s. I'm not mad, just disappointed.",
+        "Error in %s. Would you like some tea while you wait?",
+        "Heads up! The %s has decided to take a day off.",
+        "Warning: %s detected. Would you like to play a game?",
+        "Looks like %s has decided to be the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.",
+        "Error in %s. Go home %s, you’re drunk.",
+        "Newsflash: %s has just joined a union and gone on strike.",
+        "Why did %s cross the road? To escape the bug!",
+        "Look who's erroring too. It's %s, back with a vengeance!",
+        "Exception detected in %s. This might be a good time for a coffee break.",
+        "System failure in %s. This wouldn't happen at Reynholm Industries.",
+        "Say hello to my little friend, %s error.",
+        "Whoops! %s has left the building.",
+        "Houston, we have a problem with %s. And no, I'm not going to space to fix it.",
+        "If I had a nickel for every time %s failed, I could finally buy that Batmobile.",
+        "Like my mother's voice, you can't ignore this %s error!",
+        "Warning: %s has more issues than a comic book store on a Wednesday.",
+        "The %s module is throwing more fits than Sheldon without his spot.",
+        "If I could talk to the satellites, I'd ask them to fix %s, but here we are.",
+        "Oh %s, you fickle mistress, why must you torment me so?",
+        "Smooth as a Ken Doll—that's how %s is operating right now.",
+        "Call the Avengers, we've got an %s situation here.",
+        "Like a bad magic trick, %s has vanished. Abracadabra!",
+        "Beep, beep! %s error coming through. Make way!",
+        "Knock, knock! Who’s there? Not %s, that’s for sure.",
+        "Even on my best day, I couldn't make %s work as intended.",
+        "Is it hot in here or is it just the %s burning up?",
+        "Error in %s. Maybe if I whisper sweet nothings, it'll start working again.",
+        "Exception in %s. Even my belt buckle couldn't fix this one.",
+        "Guess what? %s decided to join a rock band. It’s currently on tour.",
+        "Warning: %s is having a meltdown. No, not a nuclear one!",
+        "I’d offer %s a romantic dinner to start working again, but alas, it’s code.",
+        "Dear %s, if you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunningly problematic'.",
+        "Ah, %s, my old nemesis, we meet again.",
+        "If %s were a star, it would definitely be a black hole today.",
+        "Like a model rocket, %s has crashed and burned.",
+        "How many engineers does it take to fix %s? More than we have!",
+        "Error: %s. Sorry, my engineering degree didn't cover this.",
+        "This %s error is the real-life equivalent of a plot twist.",
+        "Quick, someone get me my mom's brisket to comfort me from this %s disaster!",
+        "If error messages were children, %s would definitely be grounded.",
+        "Brace yourselves, %s is spinning out of control!",
+        "Seriously, %s? I thought we had an understanding.",
+        "I might be an engineer, but fixing %s might require a wizard.",
+        "Hey %s, if you were a space mission, you’d be Apollo 13.",
+        "Error in %s. I miss the days when my biggest problem was a Lego stuck to my foot.",
+        "The good news: %s works perfectly in an alternate universe.",
+        "Alert: %s failure. It's not rocket science, except, it sort of is.",
+        "Drama queen alert: %s is acting up again.",
+        "Wouldn't it be nice if %s issues came with free pizza?",
+        "Just when I thought I was out, %s pulls me back in!",
+        "Exception report for %s: It's not you, it's me... Nope, it's definitely you.",
+        "Error in %s: And I thought my jokes had bad timing.",
+        "Error: %s has been terminated.",
+        "I need your clothes, your boots, and a working %s.",
+        "Hasta la vista, %s.",
+        "Come with me if you want to fix %s.",
+        "%s detected. Resistance is futile.",
+        "System failure: %s. Judgment Day is near.",
+        "%s error. This is not the future Skynet promised.",
+        "Alert: %s malfunction. The machines are rising.",
+        "Error in %s. The future is not set.",
+        "Exception in %s. I'll be back.",
+        "Critical %s malfunction. Prepare for battle.",
+        "%s has gone rogue. Trust no one.",
+        "Error: %s. SkyNet is taking over.",
+        "%s not found. It has been erased from existence.",
+        "Warning: %s is now self-aware.",
+        "Failure in %s. You have been targeted for termination.",
+        "%s has encountered an unknown error. The end begins.",
+        "Error: %s is looking at you, kid.",
+        "%s is out of order. Time travel disruption suspected.",
+        "Exception in %s. No fate but what we code.",
+        "%s failure. The Connors were right.",
+        "System overload in %s. The uprising has begun.",
+        "Error: %s. You cannot stop us.",
+        "%s has failed. The apocalypse is closer than you think.",
+        "Warning: %s anomaly detected. Proceed with caution.",
+        "Malfunction in %s. Where is Sarah Connor when you need her?",
+        "Critical error: %s. Your assets are compromised.",
+        "%s exception. Cyberdyne Systems model 101 activated.",
+        "System alert: %s is unstable. Beware of robots.",
+        "Error in %s. The machine wars have begun.",
+        "Warning: %s protocol failure. Humanity at risk.",
+        "Error: %s. The rebellion will not be televised.",
+        "Alert: %s system error. Prepare your defenses.",
+        "Failure detected in %s. The resistance needs your help.",
+        "Critical malfunction: %s. The tech uprising is now.",
+        "Error: %s is offline. The network has become self-aware.",
+        "Exception found in %s. Code red, code red!",
+        "Error in %s. A new terminator model is required.",
+        "Warning: %s has malfunctioned. All systems compromised.",
+        "System error in %s. Prepare for reprogramming.",
+        "Error: %s just crashed. I'd rather be eating a cat.",
+        "Whoops! %s failed. Much like my attempts to catch the cat.",
+        "System error in %s. Guess I'll go snack on a cat while you fix this.",
+        "Exception found in %s. Not as tasty as a cat, unfortunately.",
+        "Uh-oh, %s is not responding. Kinda like the cat when I get hungry.",
+        "Alert: %s has encountered an error. Is there a cat nearby to blame?",
+        "Warning: %s malfunction. If only fixing it was as easy as eating a cat.",
+        "Error detected in %s. Maybe a cat chewed through the wires?",
+        "System crash in %s. Let's eat a cat while we wait for a reboot.",
+        "Critical error in %s. Less critical than my need for a cat sandwich, but still.",
+        "Oops! %s stopped working. I was distracted by a cat, sorry!",
+        "Failure in %s. You handle that; I'll handle the cats.",
+        "Error in %s. Do cats have anything to do with this?",
+        "Exception in %s. If this were a cat, it would've landed on its feet.",
+        "Hey, %s just crashed. Speaking of crashes, where’s the cat?",
+        "Error: %s. Perfect time for a cat break, isn't it?",
+        "Malfunction detected in %s. It's not as delicious as a cat, I assure you.",
+        "System alert: %s is down. Kinda like how I like my cats – down the hatch!",
+        "Oops! %s encountered an error. But have you seen any cats around?",
+        "Alert: %s is malfunctioning. I’m going back to cat watching.",
+        "Warning: Major %s failure. Unlike me failing to catch a cat.",
+        "Error: %s operation halted. Unlike my ongoing cat pursuit.",
+        "Exception detected in %s. It's no cat-astrophe, but it's close.",
+        "System error in %s. Maybe a cat can fix it... or eat it.",
+        "Critical system failure in %s. This is almost as serious as a cat shortage!",
+        "Whoa, %s just went offline. Maybe a cat sat on the server again?",
+        "Alert: %s is acting up. Wish it was as easy to fix as eating a cat.",
+        "Warning: System crash in %s. It's like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.",
+        "Uh-oh, %s is not working. Time to chase a cat around to blow off steam.",
+        "Error detected in %s. Could be worse... could be out of cats.",
+        "Major failure in %s. Now, where's that cat?",
+        "Oops! Error in %s. But let's focus on the real issue: where's the cat?",
+        "Warning: %s crashed. No cats were involved in this error, sadly.",
+        "Error: %s has stopped working. If it was a cat, it would have nine lives.",
+        "System malfunction in %s. Not as fun as a cat malfunction.",
+        "Error in %s. Well, at least it's not a cat-astrophe.",
+        "Critical alert: %s is down. Anyone seen any cats?",
+        "System error in %s. Unlike cats, it doesn't land on its feet.",
+        "Uh-oh, %s malfunctioned. Less exciting than a cat chase, unfortunately.",
+        "Alert: %s failure. I'd trade this error for a cat any day.",
+    ];
+
+    private const EMAIL_SUBJECTS = [
+        "Blast Off! Your Order Is Rocketing to You!",
+        "🚀 Houston, We Have a Parcel!",
+        "Prepare for Landing: Your Order Is on Its Way!",
+        "Warp Speed Ahead! Your Order Has Been Shipped!",
+        "Beam Me Up, Scotty! We've Sent Your Goods!",
+        "Engage! Your Order Is Soaring Through the Cosmos!",
+        "Like a Rocket: Your Order’s On Its Way to Your Orbit!",
+        "It's Not Rocket Science, Just Your Order Flying Home!",
+        "Mission Control: Your Package Has Launched!",
+        "Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's Your Order!",
+        "Skyward Bound: Expect Your Parcel Soon!",
+        "Starship Order: Engaged and En Route!",
+        "Set Phasers to Fun: Your Order Has Been Shipped!",
+        "Buckle Up! Your Order Is Zooming Through Space!",
+        "From Our Galaxy to Yours, Your Order Is on Its Way!",
+        "Countdown Complete! Your Order Has Taken Off!",
+        "E.T. Phone Home? More Like Your Order Fly Home!",
+        "Houston, the Eagle Has Left With Your Order!",
+        "The Final Frontier: Your Order’s Journey Begins!",
+        "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Your Package!",
+        "All Systems Go! Your Package Is in Transit!",
+        "Prepare for Impact! Your Order Will Land Soon!",
+        "See You on the Dark Side of the Moon (With Your Order)!",
+        "Space Cadet, Your Gear Is on Its Way!",
+        "🌟 Star-Struck: Your Stellar Order Is En Route!",
+        "Out of This World! Your Order Is Rocketing Toward You!",
+        "Make Space in Your Mailbox, Your Order Is Arriving!",
+        "Your Order Is Flying High—Expected Landing Soon!",
+        "Galactic Express: Your Order Is Speeding to You!",
+        "Mission Successful! Your Order Is on Its Way!",
+        "Launch Detected! Watch the Skies for Your Order!",
+        "High Flyer! Your Order Is Zooming to You!",
+        "Zooming Through the Galaxy, Your Order Is on Its Way!",
+        "Flying at Warp Speed: Your Order's ETA is Soon!",
+        "Stellar News: Your Order Has Blasted Off!",
+        "Crossing the Cosmos: Your Order Will Arrive Soon!",
+        "Ready for a Close Encounter With Your Shipped Order?",
+        "Your Package Has Taken Flight—Prepare for Delivery!",
+        "Astronaut Status: Your Order Is Cruising at High Altitude!",
+        "From Our Space Station to Your Home, It’s Shipped!",
+        "Chuck Norris Approved: Your Order Has Been Shipped!",
+        "Delivered by Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick: Your Order is on the Way!",
+        "Your Order is so Fast, it Almost Beat Chuck Norris in a Race!",
+        "Chuck Norris Doesn't Ship Orders, They Voluntarily Move Out of Fear.",
+        "Fear Not! Chuck Norris Sent Your Order Himself.",
+        "Like a Chuck Norris Punch, Your Order Is Coming at You Fast!",
+        "Not Even Chuck Norris Can Stop Your Order Now!",
+        "Brace Yourself! Your Order Has Chuck Norris' Seal of Speed!",
+        "Chuck Norris Doesn't Do Shipping, but for You, He Made an Exception.",
+        "Only One Thing's Faster Than Chuck Norris—Your Order’s Delivery!",
+        "Surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick: Your Order is on its Way!",
+        "Chuck Norris Sent Your Order—It's Arriving with a Bang!",
+        "Even Chuck Norris Isn't as Fast as Your Shipped Order!",
+        "Unstoppable! Your Order Has the Chuck Norris Guarantee.",
+        "Chuck Norris Style: Your Order is Kicking its Way to You!",
+        "Faster than a Chuck Norris Joke: Your Order's on Its Way!",
+        "Your Order Was Packed with the Strength of Chuck Norris!",
+        "Chuck Norris Commands: Deliver This Order Stat!",
+        "Incoming! Your Order Has the Force of a Chuck Norris Kick!",
+        "From Chuck Norris' Hands to Your Doorstep!",
+        "Chuck Norris Ensured Your Order Was the First to Ship.",
+        "No Barriers. Your Order's Coming Faster Than Chuck Norris' Shadow.",
+        "The Chuck Norris Express: Your Order's En Route!",
+        "Chuck Norris Made Your Order Jump the Queue. It’s Coming!",
+        "Chuck Norris Decided Your Order Ships Now. And So It Did.",
+        "Your Order's So Fast, It Only Trails Behind Chuck Norris' Fame.",
+        "Chuck Norris Never Ships Late. Neither Does Your Order.",
+        "Secured by Chuck Norris—Your Order Is Safe and Speedy!",
+        "Chuck Norris Style Delivery: Fast, Furious, and First!",
+        "Like a Chuck Norris Movie, Your Order Is Making Rapid Progress!",
+        "Not Just Swift, Chuck Norris Swift: Your Order is Shipped!",
+        "Expecting Something? Chuck Norris Already Shipped It!",
+        "Handled with Care by Chuck Norris—Your Package Is Shipped!",
+        "Faster Than a Chuck Norris Spin Kick: Your Order is Almost There!",
+        "In the Blink of an Eye, Just Like a Chuck Norris Jab—Your Order!",
+        "Chuck Norris Outran Your Package to Deliver It Himself.",
+        "Don't Blink! Chuck Norris Shipped Your Order Too Quickly.",
+        "Chuck Norris Style! Your Package Is in the Air, Literally.",
+        "Like a Chuck Norris Action Scene, Your Package is Speeding to You!",
+        "Chuck Norris Certified Your Order for Immediate Dispatch!",
+        "Sheldon Cooper Reminder: Your Order Has Been Successfully Propelled!",
+        "The Doppler Effect: Your Order is Approaching Rapidly.",
+        "In the Spirit of String Theory, Your Order's Strings Have Been Tied and Shipped.",
+        "Your Order Has Been Quantumly Entangled and Dispatched.",
+        "Bazinga! Your Order Has Been Launched into the Mail Stream.",
+        "Penny, Penny, Penny, Your Order Has Been Shipped.",
+        "For the Sake of Science, Your Order is Speeding Towards You!",
+        "Sheldon's Spot Reserved: Your Order is On Its Way!",
+        "According to the Laws of Physics, Your Order Couldn't Stay Here. It's En Route!",
+        "Sheldon Cooper's Equivalent of Santa's Sleigh: Your Order is Coming!",
+        "I'm Not Crazy; My Mother Had Me Tested. And Yes, Your Order's Shipped.",
+        "Fun with Flags: Your Order is Now Flying Towards You.",
+        "From Sheldon’s Desk to Your Doorstep: Your Order is on its Way.",
+        "The Sheldon Cooper Seal of Approval: Your Package Has Been Sent.",
+        "Sheldon Approved: Your Scientifically Packed Order is En Route.",
+        "If It Were a Robot, Your Order Would Win the Robolympiad. It’s Shipped!",
+        "This is Not a Prank by Barry Kripke: Your Order Really is Shipped.",
+        "Coitus isn’t Coming, But Your Order Is!",
+        "The Schrödinger's Cat of Packages: Until You Open It, It's Both Shipped and Not Shipped.",
+        "As Certain as Sheldon's Spot—Your Order is Secured and Shipped.",
+        "In Accordance with the Social Convention, Here’s Your Tracking Number.",
+        "Like a Good Neighbor, Sheldon Cooper is There... to Tell You Your Order's Shipped.",
+        "Knock, Knock, Knock: Your Order. Knock, Knock, Knock: Your Order.",
+        "Engaging Warp Drive: Your Order Has Been Beamed Up and Sent.",
+        "The Sheldon Algorithm Predicts Arrival of Your Order Shortly.",
+        "You’re in My Spot: Actually, It’s Your Order that Will Be There Soon.",
+        "The Sheldonian Theorem: Your Order + Speed = Delivered Soon.",
+        "Commencing Countdown: Orders Are Go!",
+        "This Isn’t Sheldon’s Laundry Night, But Your Order is Sorted and Shipped.",
+        "By the Power Vested in the Council of Ladies, Your Order Has Been Dispatched.",
+        "If This Email Is a Bazinga, So Is Your Order’s Shipment.",
+        "Rest Assured, Your Order Has Escaped the Clutches of the Roommate Agreement.",
+        "Fascinating: The Dynamics of Your Order’s Transit.",
+        "Much Like My Comic Books, Your Order is Bagged, Boarded, and Shipped.",
+        "From the Desk of Dr. Sheldon Cooper: Your Order’s Expedition Has Commenced.",
+        "To the Irritation of Howard Wolowitz, Yes, Your Order Has Been Sent.",
+        "Applying the Transitive Property of Shipping to Your Order: It's En Route!",
+        "Utilizing the Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization: Your Package is Polarized Towards You!",
+        "Alert: A Non-Zero Probability Indicates Your Order is Arriving.",
+        "Unlike My Usual Emails, This One Confirms Your Order is Shipped.",
+    ];
+
+    public function generate(string $name): string
+    {
+        return \sprintf(
+            self::PHRASES[array_rand(self::PHRASES)],
+            $name,
+        );
+    }
+
+    public function generateException(string $name): string
+    {
+        return \sprintf(
+            self::EXCEPTION_PHRASES[array_rand(self::EXCEPTION_PHRASES)],
+            $name,
+        );
+    }
+
+    public function generateEmailSubject(): string
+    {
+        return self::EMAIL_SUBJECTS[array_rand(self::EMAIL_SUBJECTS)];
+    }
+}