New Item: Buzzword Wand

[cwc]

Details TBD.

[lcampbell]

17:07 < lcampbell> goblin -> enterprise-capable accountant
17:07 < cwc> so it's a wand of polymorph, but name only
17:07 < lcampbell> eye of beholder -> n-tier data observation platform
17:07 < cwc> sword of wounding -> edge enhanced desynergizer
17:08 < lcampbell> umber hulk -> risk mitigation validator

17:09 < Albert> > The enterprise-capable accountant waves a contract at you!
17:09 < Albert> > a black ray shoots out and hits you!
17:09 < Albert> > You die ...

17:09 < lcampbell> * lcampbell hits non-conformist-client with lawsuit! It hits!
17:09 < cwc> maybe it should be a potion
17:09 < cwc> or spell
17:09 < Albert> and when you hallucinate
17:09 < cwc> that creates an effect on the player
17:09 < Albert> you can see the actual goblins