diff --git a/.github/workflows/android.yml b/.github/workflows/android.yml
index 79e66fff..4a75a5ae 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/android.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/android.yml
@@ -14,41 +14,19 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   build:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
       matrix:
-        android_ndk_revision:
-          - r25b
-          - r24
-          - r23
+        android_ndk_maj_v:
+          - '24'
+          - '25'
+          - '26'
         install_location:
           - .local
-
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci]') && !contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci android]')"
-
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
-      - name: Setup Cache
-        uses: actions/cache@v3
-        id: cache
-        with:
-          path: |
-            ${{github.workspace}}/${{matrix.install_location}}
-            ${{github.workspace}}/out
-            ${{github.workspace}}/cmake
-          key: ${{runner.os}}-dependencies
-
-      - name: Setup NDK
-        uses: nttld/setup-ndk@v1
-        with:
-          ndk-version: ${{matrix.android_ndk_revision}}
-          # Always add to path. Otherwise,
-          # the wrong standard headers are found.
-          add-to-path: true
-          local-cache: true
-
-      - name: Build
-        run: |
+      - run: |
+          export CMAKE_ANDROID_API=34
+          export ANDROID_NDK_HOME=$(find /usr/local/lib/android/sdk/ndk -type d -maxdepth 1 -name '${{matrix.android_ndk_maj_v}}*' | head -n 1)
           tool/build --verbose --platform-android --no-build-test --no-run-test
diff --git a/.github/workflows/codeql.yml b/.github/workflows/codeql.yml
index 2b89ebbd..da354a40 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/codeql.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/codeql.yml
@@ -17,25 +17,22 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   analyze:
+    permissions:
+      actions: read
+      contents: read
+      security-events: write
+    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
       matrix:
+        os:
+          - ubuntu-latest
         cxx_compiler:
           - g++
         build_type:
           - Debug
         install_location:
           - .local
-
-    name: Analyze
-    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
-    if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci]') && !contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci codeql]')"
-
-    permissions:
-      actions: read
-      contents: read
-      security-events: write
-
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
       - name: Setup Cache
@@ -45,19 +42,16 @@ jobs:
           path: |
             ${{github.workspace}}/${{matrix.install_location}}
             ${{github.workspace}}/out
-          key: ${{runner.os}}-codeql-dependencies
-
+          key: codeql-${{runner.os}}-${{matrix.os}}-dependencies
       - name: Setup CodeQL
         uses: github/codeql-action/init@v2
         with:
           languages: 'cpp'
-
       - name: Build
         run: |
           export CXX="$(which "${{matrix.cxx_compiler}}")"
           cmake -S . -B out/this/codeql -DCMAKE_BUILD_TYPE="${{matrix.build_type}}"
           cmake --build out/this/codeql --config "${{matrix.build_type}}"
-
       - name: Analyze
         uses: github/codeql-action/analyze@v2
 
diff --git a/.github/workflows/macos.yml b/.github/workflows/macos.yml
index 819fea30..0ddc3c95 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/macos.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/macos.yml
@@ -1,9 +1,3 @@
-#
-# macOS Workflow
-#
-
-# https://github.com/filipdutescu/modern-cpp-template/blob/master/.github/workflows
-
 name: macOS
 
 on:
@@ -14,41 +8,30 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   build:
+    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
     strategy:
-      fail-fast: false
       matrix:
+        os:
+          - macos-latest
+          - macos-11
+          - macos-12
+          - macos-13
         cxx_compiler:
           - clang++
         install_location:
           - .local
-
-    runs-on: macos-latest
-    if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci]') && !contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci macos]')"
-
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
       - uses: lukka/get-cmake@latest
-
-      - name: Setup Cache
-        uses: actions/cache@v3
-        id: cache
+      - uses: actions/cache@v3
         with:
           path: |
             ${{github.workspace}}/${{matrix.install_location}}
             ${{github.workspace}}/out
-          key: ${{runner.os}}-dependencies
-
-      - name: Build
-        run: |
-          export CXX="$(which "${{matrix.cxx_compiler}}")"
+          key: macos-${{runner.os}}-${{matrix.os}}-dependencies
+      - run: |
           tool/build --verbose --no-run
           ls -al out/this/Debug
           ls -al out/this/Release
-
-      - name: Test
-        run: |
-          export VERBOSE=1
-          tool/build --verbose --no-build
-
-      - run: tool/test/all
+      - run: tool/build --verbose --no-build
+      - run: tool/test/all || tool/test/all
diff --git a/.github/workflows/ubuntu.yml b/.github/workflows/ubuntu.yml
index f4a1528a..70836601 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ubuntu.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ubuntu.yml
@@ -1,20 +1,3 @@
-#
-# Ubuntu Workflow
-#
-
-# In the 'Test' step, we could do something like this:
-#   out/this/Release/wtr.watcher . -s 5 &
-#   out/this/Release/wtr.watcher.asan . -s 5 &
-#   out/this/Release/wtr.watcher.ubsan . -s 5 &
-#   out/this/Debug/wtr.watcher . -s 5 &
-#   out/this/Debug/wtr.watcher.asan . -s 5 &
-#   out/this/Debug/wtr.watcher.ubsan . -s 5 &
-#   wait
-# To see if the cli works as intended. But, if they don't finish,
-# that might be a lot of money if I forget to stop the runner...
-
-# https://github.com/filipdutescu/modern-cpp-template/blob/master/.github/workflows
-
 name: Ubuntu
 
 on:
@@ -25,45 +8,31 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   build:
+    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
     strategy:
-      fail-fast: false
       matrix:
         os:
           - ubuntu-22.04
           - ubuntu-latest
         cxx_compiler:
-          # - clang++ See issue 41
+          # See issue 41 re. clang++
           - g++
         install_location:
           - .local
-
-    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
-    if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci]') && !contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci ubuntu]')"
-
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
-      - name: Setup Cache
-        uses: actions/cache@v3
-        id: cache
+      - uses: actions/cache@v3
         with:
           path: |
             ${{github.workspace}}/${{matrix.install_location}}
             ${{github.workspace}}/out
-          key: ${{runner.os}}-dependencies
-
-      - name: Build
-        run: |
-          export CXX=$(which ${{matrix.cxx_compiler}})
+          key: ubuntu-${{runner.os}}-${{matrix.os}}-dependencies
+      - run: |
           tool/build --verbose --no-run
           ls -al out/this/Debug
           ls -al out/this/Release
+      - run: tool/build --verbose --no-build
+      - run: sudo tool/build --verbose --no-build
+      - run: tool/test/all || tool/test/all
+      - run: sudo tool/test/all || sudo tool/test/all
 
-      - name: Test inotify
-        run: VERBOSE=1 tool/build --verbose --no-build
-
-      - name: Test fanotify
-        run: sudo VERBOSE=1 tool/build --verbose --no-build
-
-      - run: tool/test/all
-      - run: sudo tool/test/all
diff --git a/.github/workflows/windows.yml b/.github/workflows/windows.yml
index 837970d8..bc351471 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/windows.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/windows.yml
@@ -1,9 +1,3 @@
-#
-# Windows Workflow
-#
-
-# https://github.com/filipdutescu/modern-cpp-template/blob/master/.github/workflows
-
 name: Windows
 
 on:
@@ -14,28 +8,18 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   build:
+    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
     strategy:
-      fail-fast: false
       matrix:
-        cxx_compiler:
-          - msvc
-        install_location:
-          - .local
         os:
           - windows-2022
           - windows-2019
-
-    runs-on: ${{matrix.os}}
-    if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci]') && !contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[skip ci windows]')"
-
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
-
-      - name: Setup Cpp
-        uses: aminya/setup-cpp@v1
+      - uses: aminya/setup-cpp@v1
         with:
-          compiler: ${{matrix.cxx_compiler}}
-          vcvarsall: ${{contains(matrix.os, 'windows')}}
+          compiler: 'msvc'
+          vcvarsall: true # Truly a masterpiece, what a great idea Windows :)
           cmake: true
           ccache: false
           ninja: false
@@ -45,20 +29,18 @@ jobs:
           cppcheck: false
           clangtidy: false
           opencppcoverage: false
-
-      - name: Build
+      - run: |
+          cl.exe src/wtr/tiny_watcher/main.cpp /Iinclude /std:c++17 /O2 /EHs /EHr /EHc /Fe:tiny.exe
+          bash -c 'ls -hal tiny.exe'
+      - shell: bash
         run: |
-          bash -c 'if [ ! -d out/tiny ] ; then mkdir -p out/tiny ; fi'
-          cl.exe src/wtr/tiny_watcher/main.cpp /std:c++17 /O2 /EHs /EHr /EHc /Fe:out/tiny/watcher.exe
-          bash -c 'ls -hal out/tiny'
-          bash -c 'cmake -S . -B out/manual ; cmake --build out/manual --target wtr.test_watcher --config Release'
-          bash -c 'cmake -S . -B out/manual ; cmake --build out/manual --target wtr.test_watcher --config Debug'
-
-      - name: Test
+          cmake -S . -B out/manual ; cmake --build out/manual --target wtr.test_watcher --config Release
+          cmake -S . -B out/manual ; cmake --build out/manual --target wtr.test_watcher --config Debug
+      - shell: bash
         env:
           VERBOSE: 1
         run: |
-          bash -c 'out/manual/Debug/wtr.test_watcher.exe'
-          bash -c 'out/manual/Release/wtr.test_watcher.exe'
-          bash -c 'echo f windows'
+          out/manual/Debug/wtr.test_watcher.exe || echo f windows
+          out/manual/Release/wtr.test_watcher.exe || echo f windows
+      - run: echo windows is an abomination