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{
"text": "Michelle Obama's arms",
"id": 0
},
{
"text": "A disappointing birthday party",
"id": 1
},
{
"text": "Puppies!",
"id": 2
},
{
"text": "Being on fire",
"id": 3
},
{
"text": "A lifetime of sadness",
"id": 4
},
{
"text": "Pterodactyl eggs",
"id": 5
},
{
"text": "Agriculture",
"id": 76
},
{
"text": "Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards",
"id": 77
},
{
"text": "Mom's new boyfriend",
"id": 2856
},
{
"text": "Denzel",
"id": 2854
},
{
"text": "Vegetarian options",
"id": 2848
},
{
"text": "A crazy little thing called love",
"id": 2841
},
{
"text": "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home",
"id": 2842
},
{
"text": "Backwards knees",
"id": 2845
},
{
"text": "Having been dead for a while",
"id": 2846
},
{
"text": "The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle",
"id": 2849
},
{
"text": "The unbelievable world of mushrooms",
"id": 2850
},
{
"text": "Being nine years old",
"id": 2851
},
{
"text": "A disappointing salad",
"id": 2857
},
{
"text": "A powered exoskeleton",
"id": 2858
},
{
"text": "Ennui",
"id": 2859
},
{
"text": "Oil!",
"id": 2860
},
{
"text": "Making a pouty face",
"id": 78
},
{
"text": "Exchanging pleasantries",
"id": 6
},
{
"text": "The forbidden fruit",
"id": 7
},
{
"text": "Republicans",
"id": 8
},
{
"text": "The Big Bang",
"id": 9
},
{
"text": "Agriculture",
"id": 10
},
{
"text": "Making a pouty face",
"id": 11
},
{
"text": "Charisma",
"id": 12
},
{
"text": "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
"id": 13
},
{
"text": "Taking off your shirt",
"id": 14
},
{
"text": "Ronald Reagan",
"id": 15
},
{
"text": "Morgan Freeman's voice",
"id": 16
},
{
"text": "Breaking out into song and dance",
"id": 17
},
{
"text": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99",
"id": 18
},
{
"text": "Soup that is too hot",
"id": 19
},
{
"text": "Tom Cruise",
"id": 20
},
{
"text": "Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis",
"id": 21
},
{
"text": "Edible underpants",
"id": 22
},
{
"text": "Object permanence",
"id": 23
},
{
"text": "Consultants",
"id": 24
},
{
"text": "Intelligent design",
"id": 25
},
{
"text": "Nocturnal emissions",
"id": 26
},
{
"text": "Uppercuts",
"id": 27
},
{
"text": "MechaHitler",
"id": 44
},
{
"text": "A disappointing birthday party",
"id": 46
},
{
"text": "Puppies!",
"id": 47
},
{
"text": "A windmill full of corpses",
"id": 48
},
{
"text": "Guys who don't call",
"id": 49
},
{
"text": "Racially-biased SAT questions",
"id": 50
},
{
"text": "Dying",
"id": 51
},
{
"text": "Being on fire",
"id": 53
},
{
"text": "A lifetime of sadness",
"id": 54
},
{
"text": "The Rapture",
"id": 59
},
{
"text": "Pterodactyl eggs",
"id": 60
},
{
"text": "Crippling debt",
"id": 61
},
{
"text": "Exchanging pleasantries",
"id": 63
},
{
"text": "Dying of dysentery",
"id": 64
},
{
"text": "The forbidden fruit",
"id": 67
},
{
"text": "Republicans",
"id": 68
},
{
"text": "The Big Bang",
"id": 69
},
{
"text": "Amputees",
"id": 71
},
{
"text": "Men",
"id": 72
},
{
"text": "Russian super-tuberculosis",
"id": 2832
},
{
"text": "A mouthful of potato salad",
"id": 2833
},
{
"text": "All these decorative pillows",
"id": 2834
},
{
"text": "Being worshipped as the one true God",
"id": 2836
},
{
"text": "The ghost of Marlon Brando",
"id": 2838
},
{
"text": "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER",
"id": 2153
},
{
"text": "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit",
"id": 2154
},
{
"text": "BL1ND JUST1C3",
"id": 2155
},
{
"text": "Bro",
"id": 2158
},
{
"text": "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act",
"id": 2159
},
{
"text": "Bro’s death",
"id": 2160
},
{
"text": "BUCKETS",
"id": 2161
},
{
"text": "Butler Island",
"id": 2162
},
{
"text": "C4NDY R3D BLOOD >:]",
"id": 2163
},
{
"text": "Caledscratch",
"id": 2164
},
{
"text": "Caliborn",
"id": 2165
},
{
"text": "Caliginous speed dating",
"id": 2166
},
{
"text": "Calliope",
"id": 2167
},
{
"text": "Can Town",
"id": 2169
},
{
"text": "Cards Against Alternia",
"id": 2170
},
{
"text": "Carlos Maraka",
"id": 2171
},
{
"text": "Casey",
"id": 2172
},
{
"text": "Centaur milk",
"id": 2173
},
{
"text": "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly",
"id": 2174
},
{
"text": "Asking Larry Summers increasingly difficult mathematical questions until Bar and Mat Mitzvahs are considered equally important",
"id": 2659
},
{
"text": "Snotsicles",
"id": 2670
},
{
"text": "Naked News",
"id": 2671
},
{
"text": "Done Cherry's wardrobe",
"id": 2672
},
{
"text": "Syrupy sex with a maple tree",
"id": 2673
},
{
"text": "Terry Fox's prosthetic leg",
"id": 2674
},
{
"text": "Canada: American's hat",
"id": 2675
},
{
"text": "Mr. Dressup",
"id": 2677
},
{
"text": "The Front de Libération du Québec",
"id": 2678
},
{
"text": "Heritage minutes",
"id": 2679
},
{
"text": "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police",
"id": 2680
},
{
"text": "Stephen Harper",
"id": 2681
},
{
"text": "Burning down the White House",
"id": 2682
},
{
"text": "Being Canadian",
"id": 2683
},
{
"text": "The Famous Five",
"id": 2684
},
{
"text": "A Molson muscle",
"id": 2685
},
{
"text": "Poutine",
"id": 2687
},
{
"text": "Schmirler the Curler",
"id": 2688
},
{
"text": "The Official Languages Act. La Loi sure les langues officielles",
"id": 2689
},
{
"text": "Newfies",
"id": 2690
},
{
"text": "The CBC",
"id": 2691
},
{
"text": "Graham Greene playing the same First Nations character on every TV show",
"id": 2692
},
{
"text": "Killing a moose with your bare hands",
"id": 2693
},
{
"text": "tim Hortons",
"id": 2694
},
{
"text": "Quintland",
"id": 2695
},
{
"text": "Karla Momolka",
"id": 2696
},
{
"text": "A depressed tentacle monster",
"id": 2707
},
{
"text": "The periodic table of the awesoments",
"id": 2712
},
{
"text": "An erotic audio drama, complete with moans and groans",
"id": 2713
},
{
"text": "An addictive aerosol aphrodesiac",
"id": 2714
},
{
"text": "Debugging nanobot code while hung over",
"id": 2715
},
{
"text": "Never being able to touch your lover ever again",
"id": 2716
},
{
"text": "Majoring in mad science",
"id": 2719
},
{
"text": "Balticon!",
"id": 2720
},
{
"text": "A call on the listener feedback line that turns out to be a wrong number",
"id": 2721
},
{
"text": "Penis enlargement that actually works",
"id": 2722
},
{
"text": "Dirty Mad Libs",
"id": 2723
},
{
"text": "A killer corset",
"id": 2725
},
{
"text": "Professor Pinkertoot's Bosom Wax",
"id": 2726
},
{
"text": "Badly translated Latin",
"id": 2729
},
{
"text": "Detachable Boobs",
"id": 2730
},
{
"text": "Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation",
"id": 2731
},
{
"text": "Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet",
"id": 2732
},
{
"text": "These low, low prices!",
"id": 2734
},
{
"text": "Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them",
"id": 2735
},
{
"text": "The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas",
"id": 2738
},
{
"text": "Swapping bodies with mom for a day",
"id": 2739
},
{
"text": "Finding out that Santa isn't real",
"id": 2740
},
{
"text": "Slicing a ham in icy silence",
"id": 2741
},
{
"text": "Rudolph's bright red balls",
"id": 2743
},
{
"text": "Breeding elves for their priceless semen",
"id": 2745
},
{
"text": "The royal afterbirth",
"id": 2746
},
{
"text": "Having a strong opinion about Obamacare",
"id": 2748
},
{
"text": "A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver",
"id": 2749
},
{
"text": "Being blind and deaf and having no limbs",
"id": 2750
},
{
"text": "People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is",
"id": 2751
},
{
"text": "Sunny D! Alright!",
"id": 2762
},
{
"text": "A mulatoo, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido",
"id": 2763
},
{
"text": "Log.™",
"id": 2764
},
{
"text": "Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip",
"id": 2765
},
{
"text": "Deregulating the mortgage market",
"id": 2766
},
{
"text": "The Y2K bug",
"id": 2767
},
{
"text": "Wearing Nicolas Cage's face",
"id": 2768
},
{
"text": "Stabbing the shit out a Capri Sun",
"id": 2769
},
{
"text": "Kurt Cobain's death",
"id": 2770
},
{
"text": "Freeing Willy",
"id": 2771
},
{
"text": "Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it",
"id": 2772
},
{
"text": "The Great Cornholio",
"id": 2773
},
{
"text": "Pure Moods, Vol. 1",
"id": 2774
},
{
"text": "Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick",
"id": 2775
},
{
"text": "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time",
"id": 2777
},
{
"text": "Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game",
"id": 2778
},
{
"text": "Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE.™",
"id": 2779
},
{
"text": "Patti Mayonnaise",
"id": 2780
},
{
"text": "Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair",
"id": 2781
},
{
"text": "Several Michael Keatons",
"id": 2782
},
{
"text": "A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour",
"id": 2783
},
{
"text": "The black half of Barack Obama",
"id": 2791
},
{
"text": "The white half of Barack Obama",
"id": 2792
},
{
"text": "Free ice cream, yo",
"id": 2793
},
{
"text": "Getting caught by the police and going to jail",
"id": 2795
},
{
"text": "My dead son's baseball glove",
"id": 2796
},
{
"text": "Western standards of beauty",
"id": 2798
},
{
"text": "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri",
"id": 2799
},
{
"text": "Blackface",
"id": 2801
},
{
"text": "Some shit-hot guitar licks",
"id": 2803
},
{
"text": "Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion",
"id": 2804
},
{
"text": "An unforgettable quinceañera",
"id": 2806
},
{
"text": "September 11th, 2001",
"id": 2807
},
{
"text": "Daddy's credit card",
"id": 2808
},
{
"text": "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana",
"id": 2809
},
{
"text": "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation",
"id": 2810
},
{
"text": "P.F. Change himself",
"id": 2811
},
{
"text": "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears",
"id": 2812
},
{
"text": "A giant powdery manbaby",
"id": 2813
},
{
"text": "Not believing in giraffes",
"id": 2815
},
{
"text": "Getting drive-by shot",
"id": 2816
},
{
"text": "A team of lawyers",
"id": 2817
},
{
"text": "Wearing glasses and sounding smart",
"id": 2819
}
]