Jokes with pun-based punchlines. Longer than one-liners.
- Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets really angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, 'ketchup!'
- Somebody walks into a bar and orders a fruity mixed drink. They take a shot and wince in pain as it goes down. They shout "wow, that really packs a punch!"
- $ Hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?
- $ "No charge!"
- $ "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
- $ "For you, neutron?"
- $ "A neutron walks into a bar..."
- (The best part is $ doesn't know or care if # even got the joke)