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PUNchlines

Jokes with pun-based punchlines. Longer than one-liners.

Tomato Family

  • Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets really angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, 'ketchup!'

Smooth-ie Talker

  • Somebody walks into a bar and orders a fruity mixed drink. They take a shot and wince in pain as it goes down. They shout "wow, that really packs a punch!"

Oh No UDP Didn't

  • $ Hi, would you like to hear a UDP joke?
  • Yes, I would like to hear a UDP joke.

  • $ "No charge!"
  • $ "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
  • $ "For you, neutron?"
  • $ "A neutron walks into a bar..."
  • (The best part is $ doesn't know or care if # even got the joke)