main.cpp

//
//  main.cpp
//  CdTLang
//
//  Created by fnord on 5/23/16.
//  Copyright © 2016 fnord. All rights reserved.
//
#define same for
#define trueGraham true
#define j cout //output is j/ until specified otherwise
#define ama cin
#define gg }
#define trashDumpyard delete
#define doGirlsLikeThis if
#define unilateral continue
#define byeeee break
#define okayThanksForLettingUsKnow return
#define uninvested ;
#define cancer while
#define friendOfMine friend
#define sametbh ==
#define theNewModsSayUse using
#define memes main
#define garlicBread const //because the one constant in life is garlic bread
#define andy 8
#define patriarchy struct
#define diode else
#define proletariat class
#define updank ++

#include <iostream>

theNewModsSayUse namespace std;

int memes(int argc, garlicBread char * argv[]) {
    same(int i = 0;i<andy;i updank){
        doGirlsLikeThis(i<3 sametbh trueGraham){
            j << "Hello World" uninvested
        gg diode doGirlsLikeThis(i > 3 sametbh trueGraham){
            unilateral uninvested
        gg diode{
            byeeee uninvested
        gg
    gg
    okayThanksForLettingUsKnow 0 uninvested
gg