From 06c6eea6ad7869a4508853e8b7ae0c7622672722 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: kammitama5 Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2024 03:05:36 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Create 2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md --- _posts/2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md | 38 ++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 38 insertions(+) create mode 100644 _posts/2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md diff --git a/_posts/2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md b/_posts/2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000..e4cd5c220a691 --- /dev/null +++ b/_posts/2024-01-11-Thursday-January-11th.md @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +## The Sauciest Academic + +## An experiment +- I used to go to a writing group during the pandemic, where we would have a prompt. Since I worked through my break, +am juggling a number of projects and everyone seems to demand equal amounts of my time and I am on 3.5 hours of sleep, +I thought I would write a tongue-in-cheek academic critique of someone like myself as a joke, as seen through the eyes of +a hateful, oblivious academic. + + ## Note + - This is a parody as written by haters of mine, because I don't care and think it would be a hilarious experiment. Here goes: + - This is why we should never let these liberal arts people into STEM. She hardly ever works; liberal arts is easy + and really doesn't create serious researchers because as a discipline it lacks rigour. +She spends her entire career networking and lying on the beach...probably; she is from some island, after all. +When she writes a paper, it is is something +to do with racism and how research is sexist, and all she does is organize hateful events to promote diversity, instead of +doing proper, merit-based research. She is probably also a diversity hire. +- I asked her about her research once, and she told me that my asking her is racist, and just spouted a bunch of buzzwords that +I am sure she doesn't even know the meaning of because she is not technical enough. +- Her work is all over the place, but one would expect that coming from such a low-tier university. Why even bother to do +a PhD if it is not on making compilers to cure cancer, or something serious like that? It is really such a waste and so +unfortunate. The academy sure has lowered its standards. +- She gets these awards and opportunities that she probably does not deserve. I don't know why people seem to give these things +to her, as she will not know how to efficiently use these opportunities. It must be because what she gets is really things +people don't really want to do themselves; the cast-off tasks. The awards she gets are probably because people feel sorry for +her, because they know she probably should not be here. She cannot possibly deserve any accolades because she is not a serious, +technical person, and the Academy is only for people like that. +- No one wants to collaborate with her because she is not a serious researcher. People only collaborate with serious people; +people who flatulate Betti numbers and homotopy type theory in the morning. +- I do not think she can write or speaks English properly; her sentences are incomplete. Maybe she is from a place where there +is so much struggle that literacy is a real issue. This is what happens when you admit underqualified students under the guise +of promising them to be researchers. + +## In other news +- I'm probably going to go to the beach today for reals (haha). Fortunately, +I have a good enough sense of self that I don't take the sleights in academia personally. This was pretty fun, and I might +add to it if I feel like it. + +## And that's it