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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<title>Motherfucking Landing Page</title>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
<meta
name="description"
content="And it’s about a fucking service that moves your shitty coins across networks."
/>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="shitty.css" />
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="./favicon-32x32.png">
</head>
<body>
<h1>This is a motherfucking landing page</h1>
<p>
And it’s about a fucking service that moves your shitty coins across networks.
</p>
<h3>
Seriously, why would you waste 50 motherfucking dollars on bridge toll, when you can waste it on literally anything else?
</h3>
<p>The whole fucking thing is plain <strong>stupid</strong>.</p>
<h2>The service is called <strong>Layerswap</strong></h2>
<p>And the idea behind it is fucking simple:</p>
<p>
We hodl lots of crypto in all networks.
</p>
<p>
You send your coins to one address in one network. Then we
send the same amount of coins to your address in different network.
</p>
<p>It's supported in your favorite big-ass networks like StarkNet, Arbitrum, Optimism, zkSync, Loopring, Ethereum, Polygon, TON, Scroll,....</p>
<h3 id="and-guess-what-motherfucker">And guess what, motherfucker:</h3>
<ul>
<li>Shit’s <em>fucking</em> fast;</li>
<li>It costs less than your stupid morning mochaccino.</li>
</ul>
<h3>And as the saying goes...</h3>
<blockquote>
<p>“Whatever is faster and cheaper is better.” — A smart motherfucker</p>
</blockquote>
<h2 id="epilogue">Epilogue</h2>
<p>Get off your lazy ass and click on this <strong>fucking</strong> link - <a href="https://layerswap.io/">layerswap.io</a></p>
<h2 id="more">Hungry for more?</h2>
<p>Motherfuckers - <a href="https://twitter.com/layerswap">Twitter</a></p>
<p>More motherfuckers - <a href="http://discord.gg/RUQDbPGTFb/">Discord</a></p>
<hr />
<p>
<small>
Inspired by the geniuses behind
<a href="https://perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com/"
>perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com</a
>,
<a href="https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/">motherfuckingwebsite.com</a>
and
<a href="http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/"
>bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com</a
>.
</small>
</p>
<p>
<small>
This page that has no fucking gradients and skewed cards was licensed
under
<a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/">CC0</a>.
</small>
</p>
</body>
</html>