diff --git a/.codecov.yml b/.codecov.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..e142142f8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.codecov.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+coverage:
+  status:
+    # Disable patch statuses until we sort out coverage more broadly. This is
+    # noisy as it is.
+    patch:
+      default: false
diff --git a/.github/workflows/coverage.yml b/.github/workflows/coverage.yml
index 4c869d253e..5695f57ade 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/coverage.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/coverage.yml
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ permissions:
 on:
   pull_request:
     paths:
+      - .codecov.yml
       - .github/workflows/coverage.yml
   schedule:
     # Run daily at 11AM UTC (3AM PST).