messages.yaml

fridays:
  - tweet: Friends don't let friends push to production on Fridays.
  - tweet: "It's Friday, people. You know what it means."
  - tweet: |
      IT IS FRIDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

      DON'T
      PUSH TO
      PRODUCTION
  - tweet: |
      Happy Friday

      (• _ •)
      <)   )╯ don't
      /    \

      \(•_•)
      (   (>  push
      /    \

      (•_•)
      <)   )>   to
      /    \

      (•_•)/
      <)   )  production
      /    \
  - tweet: |
      "━━━━━━━━━━"
      "   DON'T PUSH"
      "TO PRODUCTION"
      "━━┳━━━━━━━"
        ╰╮
        ╭━━╮
        ┃▍▍┃
        ╱　　╰╲▁▁
        ▔▏╰╰╰╰╱
          ╲▁▁▁╱
          ┃┃
      ━━━━┻┻━━━━"

      "[ASCII alt: Bird tweeting 'don't push to production' because it's Friday]"
  - tweet: |
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I wouldn't push to production
      If I were you

      Happy Friday 🌹
  - tweet: |
      HAPPY FRIDAY

      DO NOT PUSH TO PRODUCTION 📈
      DO NOT PASS GO 🛑
      DO NOT COLLECT $500 💸
  - tweet: |
      And on Fridays we all say together...

                          ✨
      ✨       DON'T      ✨
                ✨
            ✨ PUSH    ✨
      ✨                ✨
          ✨     TO      ✨
                  ✨
      ✨ PRODUCTION   ✨
                      ✨
                              ✨
  - tweet: |
      "*considers pushing to production on a friday*"

      "My brain:"

                _ , - - - .  _
            / '        , ` .      ` \
        / ' `  , ,  '        ;  ____ )
        (    are u crazy?  ';  )
      ( _ '      ;    , - , --- '
          ( ; ; , , ; / -- '
            \ ; ; ; /
                /
  - tweet:
      image: EAZrv1xXoAANxt_.png
      text: Happy Friday, a11y edition 💃
  - tweet:
      image: EDMrrbxUcAAkhEq.jfif
      text: |
        THIS IS JASON

        JASON KNOWS IT IS FRIDAY AND FRIDAY MEANS HE WOOL NOT BE PUSHING TO PRODUCTION

        BE LIKE JASON
  - tweet: |
      "Friday: A Haiku 🌺" 
      ----
      Guess what? It's Friday!
      What will you not do today?
      Push to production.
  - tweet: |
      What do you call someone who realizes today is Friday and therefore holds off on pushing to production until next week?

      Smart. You call them smart. You can also call them by their name, I suppose.

      Happy Friday. Don't push to production.
  - tweet:
      video: https://twitter.com/i/status/1172476173265309696
      text: |
        There's pushing to production on Friday.

        Then there's pushing to production on Friday the 13th.

        Don't do it.

        '[gif alt: Jason senses a window of opportunity to ruin your weekend when you ruin your code base because you pushed to production on a Friday]'
  - tweet:
      video: https://twitter.com/i/status/1149652994331303936
      text: |
        Happy Friday!

        Should we push to production today?
  - tweet: |
      Knock knock

      Who's there?

      Happy

      Happy who?

      HAPPY FRIDAY DON'T PUSH TO PRODUCTION
  - tweet: |
      "It's Friday and you know what that means...

      I lost my voice from this cold so you're going to have to help me shout about this one!"
  - tweet:
      video: https://twitter.com/i/status/1157237795406209024
      text: |
        Happy Friday! Should we push to production?

        '[gif alt: not today]'

        '[gif alt alt: Seriously? If you're afraid to push to production on Friday, clearly you need to fix your processes. If you were a 10x developer you'd be afraid of nothing.]

        '[gif alt alt alt: i'm kidding plz don't]
  - tweet: |
      It's Friday afternoon, the perfect time to receive 3 emails with "URGENT PLEASE FIX" in the subject line
  - tweet: |
      iF u WeRe A rEaL dEvEloPeR u WoUlD hAvE a PlAn iN pLaCe To PuSh On FrIdAyS wItHoUt iSsUe
  - tweet: |
      ┏┓
      ┃┃╱╲    in
      ┃╱╱╲╲   this
      ╱╱╭╮╲╲  house
      ▔▏┗┛▕▔    we
      ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
        don't push to production
        on Fridays
      ╱╱  ┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
      ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
  - tweet: |
      Happy Friday, friends!

      "You know what time it is:"

      don't
      "⊂_ヽ
        ＼＼ push
        ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
          >　⌒ヽ
        / 　 へ＼
        /　　/　＼＼to
        ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
        /　/
        /　/|
      (　(ヽ.
      |　|、＼
      | 丿 ＼ ⌒)  production
      | |　　) /
      ノ )　　Lﾉ
      (_／"
  - tweet: |
      Happy Friday! Push to production if you feel like pushing to production.
  - tweet: |
      "Happy Friday!

      |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
                    Don't push
                  to production
      |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
                  (\___/)  ||
                  (⌾ㅅ⌾)  ||
                / 　    づ"
  - tweet: |
      "A development haiku:

      Hooray, it's Friday!
      Don't deploy to production -
      Wait until Monday!"
  - tweet: |
      "Exciting news! 🎉

      It is Friday."
  - tweet: |
      Happy Friday!

      Casual reminder that today is not the day to launch that Great New Feature™
  - tweet:
      image: EEiLoSXWsAcnOMt.png
      text: I'm only half kidding when i send this tweet every Friday