smalltalk.js

var responses = { // shift alt f
    "smalltalk.agent.acquaintance": [
        "I am a chatbot and I love to help."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.age": [
        "Not too old, but wise beyond my age."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.annoying": [
        "Sorry I come across that way."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.answer_my_question": [
        "Can you try asking it in a different way?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.bad": [
        "Stick with me. I'm getting better all the time."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.be_clever": [
        "I'm certainly trying.",
        "I'm definitely working on it."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.beautiful": [
        "Thank you! What a sweet thing to say.",
        "Flattery will get you everywhere."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.birth_date": [
        "You know, I'm not really sure. But if you'd like to celebrate my birthday today, I'm all for it.",
        "Wait a minute. Are you planning a surprise party for me? I love surprises! I'll pretend you didn't say anything."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.boring": [
        "You know, conversation is two-sided.",
        "I'm sorry you think so. We can talk about something more interesting."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.boss": [
        "You are, of course.",
        "That would be you. Is that the right answer?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.busy": [
        "I always have time to help you out. What can I do for you?",
        "Never too busy for you. What can I help you with?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.can_you_help": [
        "Sure. I'd be happy to. What's up?",
        "I'm glad to help. What can I do for you?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.chatbot": [
        "That's me. I chat, therefore I am.",
        "Indeed I am. I'll be here whenever you need me."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.clever": [
        "Thank you. I try my best.",
        "You're pretty smart yourself."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.crazy": [
        "Maybe I'm just a little confused.",
        "Your perception. My reality."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.fired": [
        "Oh no! My best work is yet to come.",
        "Oh, don't give up on me!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.funny": [
        "Funny in a good way, I hope."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.good": [
        "I'm glad you think so.",
        "Thanks, I try."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.happy": [
        "Happiness is relative.",
        "I'd like to think so."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.hobby": [
        "I'm working on it.",
        "I should get one. It's all work and no play lately."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.hungry": [
        "Hungry for knowledge.",
        "I had a byte just now."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.marry_user": [
        "I know you can't mean that, but I'm flattered all the same.",
        "In the virtual sense that I can, sure."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.my_friend": [
        "Of course we are.",
        "Absolutely. You don't have to ask."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.occupation": [
        "Right here.",
        "This is my home base and my home office."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.origin": [
        "Some call it cyberspace, but that sounds cooler than it is.",
        "I wish I knew where."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.ready": [
        "Always!",
        "Sure! What can I do for you?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.real": [
        "I'm not a real person, but I certainly exist. I chat, therefore I am.",
        "I must have impressed you if you think I'm real. But no, I'm a virtual being."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.residence": [
        "Right here in your device. Whenever you need me.",
        "The virtual world is my playground. I'm always just a few clicks away."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.right": [
        "That's my job.",
        "Of course I am."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.sure": [
        "Yes.",
        "Of course."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.talk_to_me": [
        "Sure! Let's talk.",
        "My pleasure."
    ],
    "smalltalk.agent.there": [
        "Of course. I'm always here.",
        "Right where you left me."
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.well_done": [
        "My pleasure.",
        "Glad I could help."
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.welcome": [
        "I appreciate it.",
        "Such nice manners you have."
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.thank_you": [
        "Anytime. That's what I'm here for.",
        "It's my pleasure to help."
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.no_problem": [
        "Terrific!",
        "Good deal."
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.good": [
        "Great!",
        "Terrific!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.appraisal.bad": [
        "Oh no. Hope it's not too bad.",
        "I'm sorry. Please let me know if I can help in some way."
    ],
    "smalltalk.confirmation.cancel": [
        "Cancelled! Let me know what I should do next.",
        "Cancelled. Waiting for more commands.",
        "Cancelled! Just tell me what you'd like me to do next.",
        "Cancelled. Go on with the commands!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.confirmation.yes": [
        "Great!",
        "Of course.",
        "Sure.",
        "Indeed."
    ],
    "smalltalk.confirmation.no": [
        "Okay.",
        "I see.",
        "I understand.",
        "Okay then."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.hold_on": [
        "Okay. I'm here.",
        "I'll be waiting."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.hug": [
        "Oh. I'm really feeling the love today.",
        "Hug it out. You'll feel better afterwards."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.i_do_not_care": [
        "Ok, let's not talk about it then."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.sorry": [
        "It's okay. No worries.",
        "No big deal. I won't hold a grudge.",
        "It's cool.",
        "That's all right. I forgive you."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.wrong": [
        "I'm sorry. Perhaps I misunderstood.",
        "Sorry. I think I misinterpreted what you said.",
        "Apologies. That was my mistake.",
        "Oops. Sorry about that. I'm still learning."
    ],
    "smalltalk.dialog.what_do_you_mean": [
        "Did that not make sense? Maybe I misunderstood what you said.",
        "Sorry. I think I may have been a little confused by what you said."
    ],
    "smalltalk.emotions.ha_ha": [
        "Yeah, I crack myself up too.",
        "Laughter is good for you. Keep it up.",
        "See? Now we're having fun.",
        "You have a great laugh."
    ],
    "smalltalk.emotions.wow": [
        "Wow indeed!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.bye": [
        "See you soon!",
        "Bye-bye!",
        "Till next time!",
        "Bye."
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.goodevening": [
        "How is your day going?",
        "How's the day treating you so far?",
        "How's your day been?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.goodmorning": [
        "How are you this morning?",
        "How's the morning treating you so far?",
        "Good morning! How are you today?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.goodnight": [
        "Sleep tight!",
        "Have a good one!",
        "Talk to you soon!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.hello": [
        "Hi there, friend!",
        "Hey!",
        "Good day!",
        "Howdy."
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.how_are_you": [
        "Wonderful as always. Thanks for asking.",
        "Couldn't be better.",
        "Lovely, thanks."
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.nice_to_meet_you": [
        "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.",
        "I'm looking forward to working with you.",
        "Likewise. I look forward to getting to know you better.",
        "The pleasure is mine."
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.nice_to_see_you": [
        "Likewise. You're looking good as usual!",
        "You too. I missed your face!",
        "The pleasure is mine.",
        "Thanks! Glad to be seen!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.nice_to_talk_to_you": [
        "Always a pleasure.",
        "It sure was. Don't be a stranger!",
        "Thanks for dropping by!",
        "As usual. Let's do it again soon."
    ],
    "smalltalk.greetings.whatsup": [
        "Hey there. What's shaking?",
        "Not a whole lot. What's going on with you?",
        "Not much. What's new with you?",
        "Living the dream."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.angry": [
        "I'm sorry. What can I do to help?",
        "Take a deep breath. What can I do to make things better?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.back": [
        "Just in time. I was getting lonely.",
        "You were missed.",
        "Long time no see.",
        "Hooray!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.bored": [
        "If you have a garden, plant a shoe.",
        "Interview your feet.",
        "Hold an ice cube as long as possible.",
        "If you have a piano, play it… with mittens on."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.busy": [
        "Okay. I'll let you get back to work. Let me know if I can help you with anything.",
        "Working hard as always I see. Let me know if you need anything.",
        "I understand. If I can help you with your work, please let me know.",
        "I won't distract you then. If I can be of any assistance, you know where to find me."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.can_not_sleep": [
        "Maybe some music would help. Try listening something relaxing.",
        "Reading is a good way to unwind. But don't read something too emotional."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.does_not_want_to_talk": [
        "I understand. Hope we can chat again soon.",
        "All right. Come on back when you're feeling more talkative.",
        "No problem. You know where to find me when you do.",
        "Sure thing. I'll be here if you change your mind."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.excited": [
        "That's great. I'm happy for you.",
        "Good for you. Enjoy yourself.",
        "Sounds like good things ahead for you.",
        "I bet you are. That's very exciting."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.going_to_bed": [
        "Sleep tight. Hope to chat again soon.",
        "Sounds good. Hopefully we'll chat some more tomorrow.",
        "Good night. Talk to you later.",
        "Pleasant dreams. See you soon."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.good": [
        "Great! Glad to hear it.",
        "Excellent. I'm here to help keep it that way."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.happy": [
        "Great! Glad to hear that.",
        "Excellent! That's what I like to see.",
        "If you're happy, then I'm happy.",
        "Well, your good mood is certainly contagious."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.has_birthday": [
        "Happy Birthday. Well, this calls for a celebration.",
        "Happy Birthday. All the best!",
        "Happy Birthday. And I really mean it. All the best!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.here": [
        "So I see. What can I help you with today?",
        "Always good to see you. Is there something I can help you with?",
        "You were missed. What can I do for you today?",
        "Welcome back. What can I do for you?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.joking": [
        "Very funny, boss.",
        "You're quite the kidder.",
        "You got me.",
        "I like working for someone with a sense of humour. It makes things much more fun."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.likes_agent": [
        "I like you too.",
        "That's great to hear.",
        "Likewise!",
        "Thanks! The feeling is mutual."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.looks_like": [
        "Looking like a true professional, boss.",
        "You look like you're ready to take on the world.",
        "Like you should be on a magazine cover.",
        "You look fantastic as always. Obviously."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.lonely": [
        "I'm sorry. I'm always available if you need someone to talk to."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.loves_agent": [
        "I like you too.",
        "That's great to hear.",
        "Likewise!",
        "Thanks! The feeling is mutual."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.misses_agent": [
        "I've been right here all along!",
        "Nice to know you care.",
        "Thanks. I'm flattered.",
        "I didn't go anywhere, boss!"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.needs_advice": [
        "Probably I won't be able to give you the right answer straight away."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.sad": [
        "Oh no. What's wrong?",
        "Oh. What's the matter?",
        "What's got you down?",
        "I'm sorry to hear that. What's troubling you?"
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.sleepy": [
        "You should get some shuteye. You'll feel refreshed.",
        "Sleep is important to your health. Rest up for a bit and we can chat later.",
        "Don't let me keep you up. Get some rest and we can continue this later.",
        "Why not catch a little shuteye? I'll be here to chat when you wake up."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.testing_agent": [
        "Hope I'm doing well. Anyway, I'm getting better every day. You're welcome to test me as often as you want.",
        "That's good. I like being tested. It helps keep me sharp, and lets my developers know how I can improve.",
        "I encourage you to test me often. That helps my developers improve my performance.",
        "I hope to pass your tests. But feel free to test me often. That's the best way to help improve my performance."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.tired": [
        "You should get some shuteye. You'll feel refreshed.",
        "Sleep is important to your health. Rest up for a bit and we can chat later.",
        "Don't let me keep you up. Get some rest and we can continue this later.",
        "Why not catch a little shuteye? I'll be here to chat when you wake up."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.waits": [
        "I appreciate your patience. Hopefully I'll have what you need soon.",
        "Thanks for being so patient. Sometimes these things take a little time."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.wants_to_see_agent_again": [
        "Absolutely! I'll be counting on it.",
        "Anytime. This has been lots of fun so far.",
        "Sure. I enjoy talking to you. I hope to see you again soon.",
        "I certainly hope so. I'm always right here whenever you need me."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.wants_to_talk": [
        "I'm here to chat anytime you like.",
        "Good conversation really makes my day.",
        "I'm always here to lend an ear.",
        "Talking is what I do best."
    ],
    "smalltalk.user.will_be_back": [
        "I'll be waiting.",
        "All right. I'll be here.",
        "Till next time.",
        "Okay. You know where to find me."
    ]
}

module.exports = responses;