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'New from Wraith Babes, the
hottest girls in nasty situations. '
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♪ I Have A Dream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ A song to sing
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♪ To help me cope with anything
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♪ And my destination
makes it worthwhile
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♪ Pushing through the darkness
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♪ Still another mile
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ Something good in everything I see
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time is right for me
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♪ I'll cross the stream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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'Let's play Botherguts!'
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'Hey, come on!
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'Three, two, one!
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'Go! Whoo-hoo!
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'Chuck her a bun!
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'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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'Come on!
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'That'd hurt!
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Brilliant!
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that
sometimes. Hang on.
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There's a little knob in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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'Hmm. Oh, ah.
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'Hmm. Licking my pussy. '
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me. They may as
well have cut to a war crime!
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Oi!
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You missed a bit.
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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He'll be in lemon and all before long!
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'Selma Telse. '
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♪ Destination! ♪
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'Howie Mandelbrot. '
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'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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'But they started here, like you.
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'Putting their back into
giving back for a brighter now.
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'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot. '
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♪ Pushing through the darkness.
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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'That wasn't good...
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'.. that was beyond incredible!'
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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'You decide the victors,
you control their fates,
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'you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time
is right for me... ♪
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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'So let's view it. '
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. '
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'You are going to see it all. '
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'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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'Hey, what else were you
planning to do with that hand?'
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'You lick my pussy, baby.
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'Oh, I turn you on!
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'Oh!'
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'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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'Hi, I'm Evie. '
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new
lifestyle? Um, where do I start?
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'I love choosing my own
clothes and I love gold.
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'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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'and I love looking over outside.
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'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it. '
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Oh, nice outfit
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Suits you.
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'Well, honesty is ruthless so
I suppose it's just honesty...
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'ruthless honesty. '
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♪ You can blame me
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♪ Try to shame me
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♪ Still long to have you
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish
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♪ They can't see you
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♪ Like I can
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♪ Oh, but anyone
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♪ Who knows what love is
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♪ Will understand
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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'Hey, regular user!
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situation.
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'Select view... '
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Dick.
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Detritus. Sorry.
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand
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♪ To do...
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♪ Any more
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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You'll take your fingers off.
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You'll take your fingers off. Trust me.
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Smart.
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Bing Manson.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person. I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
- my sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit. It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one, you
end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar. Then
you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there. It's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing so
no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay
- you're good.
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Don't downplay
- you're good. The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it and
she learnt it from her mum.
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A
hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out for Hot Shot?
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Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway
to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
165
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No, you'd walk it. A) I wouldn't.
166
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And B)... I don't have that clockage.
167
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
168
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What kind of bike time
is that? Six months?
169
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Yeah, but...
170
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I'm hand to mouth.
171
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I know people save and
stuff to get onto that stage
172
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and then there's what Selma
did. But, you know what?
173
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I'd rather not give myself...
174
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I'd rather not give myself...
Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
176
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Don't be ridiculous!
177
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
178
00:20:53,715 --> 00:20:56,117
You've got 12 mil spare?
179
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My brother left it me.
180
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,560
Own a channel, does he?
181
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No, he...
182
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He died.
183
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,680
He... He died last year,
184
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so it got transferred to me.
185
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,600
Just over six months'
worth, but I've kept it.
186
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Why don't you spend it on you, then?
187
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,760
And buy what? Some new
shoes for my doppel to wear?
188
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:25,257
I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
189
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,806
Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
190
00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:30,285
Buy one of those wall buddies.
191
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,725
The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
192
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,540
They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.
193
00:21:37,575 --> 00:21:41,320
A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I
look as a werewolf? What's the point?
194
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:42,325
I know it can be quite funny.
195
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,760
I know it can be quite
funny. It's all just stuff.
196
00:21:43,795 --> 00:21:45,845
It's...
197
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,880
It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
198
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,240
You've got something real.
199
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:56,885
What better to spend it on?
200
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,360
You heard me singing in a toilet.
201
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:01,805
Is that real?
202
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,840
More than anything
that's happened all year.
203
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,240
I can't take that kind
of clockage off someone.
204
00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:14,600
It's 12 mils, no way.
205
00:22:14,635 --> 00:22:18,600
Let me do this.
206
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:23,160
I... I look around here, I just...
207
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,600
I just want something real to happen.
208
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,280
Just once.
209
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,965
I'd mess up.
210
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,605
You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
211
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,680
I'll go with you. I'll
be able to force you.
212
00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:43,560
I'll force you to go.
213
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,440
It's tomorrow.
214
00:22:46,475 --> 00:22:50,440
Come on!
215
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,760
Say yes.
216
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,240
I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
217
00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:08,240
Which proves acceptable.
218
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,760
Thank God for that.
219
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,800
Walking away now.
220
00:23:16,835 --> 00:23:19,285
You loon!
221
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,320
I can live with it!
222
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,040
I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.
223
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,360
What?
224
00:24:25,395 --> 00:24:28,400
15?
225
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,040
A flippin' joke...
226
00:25:21,315 --> 00:25:23,845
'New from Wraith Babes.
227
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,800
'The hottest girls in
the nastiest situations. '
228
00:25:27,835 --> 00:25:31,800
Oh, yeah! Ooh!
229
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,040
Can't believe I'm doing this.
230
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,960
I am doing this.
231
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,800
I can't be doing this.
232
00:25:59,835 --> 00:26:01,280
Can you trade it back?
233
00:26:01,315 --> 00:26:03,117
The ticket?
234
00:26:03,152 --> 00:26:04,885
Don't be mad.
235
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,040
It's a lot of pressure to
put someone under, you know.
236
00:26:08,075 --> 00:26:11,160
Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
237
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,917
You're babbling.
238
00:26:13,952 --> 00:26:16,640
I'm babbling.