At Pivotal, we love a good pun. It's our challenge to throw as many coffee-related puns at our local coffee shop owner. Here's our collection.
"Please can I have you finest caramel slice."
"Will this one here do?"
"Oh no no no. Please piccolo-er one; that one just there."
"How's your day mate?"
"Yeah really good. I'm a keen bean for coffee this morning, I tell you what!"
(Waiter hands coffee to customer)
Customer: "Thanks...I guess it's back to the daily-grind for me. Cheers Pablo."
(Customer, halfway out the door)
Customer: "It's bean great talking with you, I'll see you latte!"
"Coffee puns are a great way to espresso your personality!"
(Waiter hands coffee to customer)
"That'll be $5 thanks."
Customer: "Oh no! Affogato my wallet!"
Waiter: "Sighs with disappointment"
"Did you hear what happened yesterday?"
"No, what?"
"We got mugged, someone stole our coffees!"
(Customer to junior waiter)
"Man you have a great job. There'd just be soo many perks of working here."
(Customer handing over credit card to waiter)
"Is Paywave ok, or would you prefer pin?"
"Hmm let me think...this topic can make for a heated and strong debate."
(Customer looking through cake cabinet)
"You got any caramel slice left?"
"Nah mate, sorry brother..."
"You're really making me lose my tamper here..."
(Waiter tallying up customers order)
"Alright, that's $13.50 thanks."
"Ummm, wasn't the coffee a small?"
"I'm so sorry, yes. That's $11.75 please."
"Yeah...that's the shot."
"How's that weather outside? Looks to be brew'in a strong storm..."