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+# Discord Bot Token
+# Get from: https://discord.com/developers/applications
+DISCORD_TOKEN=your_discord_bot_token_here
+
+# TinyFish Mino API Key
+# Get from: https://mino.ai
+MINO_API_KEY=your_mino_api_key_here
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+# Dependencies
+node_modules/
+
+# Environment variables
+.env
+.env.local
+.env.production
+
+# Database
+*.db
+*.sqlite
+
+# OS files
+.DS_Store
+Thumbs.db
+
+# IDE
+.vscode/
+.idea/
+
+# Logs
+*.log
+npm-debug.log*
+
+# Build
+dist/
+build/
diff --git a/waifu-deal-sniper/README.md b/waifu-deal-sniper/README.md
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+# 🎎 Waifu Deal Sniper
+
+**Live Demo:** [https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1465346765611077871&permissions=277025508352&scope=bot]
+
+A Discord bot that helps anime figure collectors find discounted pre-owned figures by scraping deals in real-time from multiple sites using the TinyFish Mino API.
+
+---
+
+## 🎯 What It Does
+
+Waifu Deal Sniper lets users search for anime figures across **AmiAmi**, **Mercari US**, and **Solaris Japan** directly from Discord. The bot uses TinyFish's Mino API to scrape real-time pricing, condition grades, and availability — then presents results with a fun, personality-driven interface including gacha mode, roast mode, and copium dispensary.
+
+**Where TinyFish API is used:** The Mino API powers all figure searches by scraping e-commerce sites with natural language goals, extracting structured data (prices, conditions, images, stock status) from pages that don't have public APIs.
+
+---
+
+## 🎬 Demo
+
+https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/demo.mp4
+
+**Commands examples:**
+- `rem bunny` - Search AmiAmi for Rem bunny figures
+- `mercari miku` - Search Mercari US for Miku figures
+- `all makima` - Search all 3 sites simultaneously
+- `gacha rem` - Random figure gacha with rarity scoring
+- `roast` - Get roasted for your figure taste
+
+---
+
+## 📦 TinyFish API Integration
+
+```javascript
+const MINO_ENDPOINT = 'https://mino.ai/v1/automation/run-sse';
+
+async function searchSite(siteKey, query, maxPrice = null) {
+  const site = SITES[siteKey];
+  const searchUrl = site.searchUrl(query);
+  
+  // Natural language goal for Mino
+  const goal = `Scrape pre-owned figure listings from this page.
+    For each product (max 8), extract:
+    - raw_title: Full product title
+    - price: Price (number only)
+    - url: Product link
+    - image: Image URL
+    - in_stock: true/false
+    - condition: Item condition
+    - manufacturer: Company name
+    Return JSON array.`;
+
+  const response = await fetch(MINO_ENDPOINT, {
+    method: 'POST',
+    headers: {
+      'Content-Type': 'application/json',
+      'X-API-Key': process.env.MINO_API_KEY,
+    },
+    body: JSON.stringify({ url: searchUrl, goal }),
+  });
+
+  // Parse SSE response
+  const text = await response.text();
+  const lines = text.split('\n');
+  
+  for (const line of lines) {
+    if (line.startsWith('data: ')) {
+      const event = JSON.parse(line.slice(6));
+      if (event.type === 'COMPLETE') {
+        return event.items || event.result;
+      }
+    }
+  }
+}
+```
+
+---
+
+## 🚀 How to Run
+
+### Prerequisites
+- Node.js 18+
+- Discord Bot Token
+- TinyFish Mino API Key
+
+### 1. Clone the repository
+```bash
+git clone https://github.com/YOUR_USERNAME/TinyFish-cookbook.git
+cd TinyFish-cookbook/waifu-deal-sniper
+```
+
+### 2. Install dependencies
+```bash
+npm install
+```
+
+### 3. Set environment variables
+```bash
+export DISCORD_TOKEN=your_discord_bot_token
+export MINO_API_KEY=your_tinyfish_mino_api_key
+```
+
+Or create a `.env` file:
+```env
+DISCORD_TOKEN=your_discord_bot_token
+MINO_API_KEY=your_tinyfish_mino_api_key
+```
+
+### 4. Run the bot
+```bash
+node bot.js
+```
+
+### 5. Invite the bot to your server
+```
+https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=YOUR_CLIENT_ID&permissions=277025508352&scope=bot
+```
+
+---
+
+## 🏗️ Architecture Diagram
+
+```
+┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
+│                            DISCORD USER                                  │
+│                                                                         │
+│                         "mercari rem bunny"                             │
+└─────────────────────────────────┬───────────────────────────────────────┘
+                                  │
+                                  ▼
+┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
+│                         DISCORD BOT (Node.js)                           │
+│                                                                         │
+│  ┌──────────────┐    ┌──────────────┐    ┌────────────────────────┐   │
+│  │   Message    │───▶│    Intent    │───▶│    Site Router         │   │
+│  │   Parser     │    │    Router    │    │  (amiami/mercari/all)  │   │
+│  └──────────────┘    └──────────────┘    └───────────┬────────────┘   │
+│                                                       │                 │
+│  ┌──────────────┐    ┌──────────────┐    ┌──────────▼────────────┐   │
+│  │   SQLite     │◀──▶│   Rate       │◀──▶│   Search Handler      │   │
+│  │   Database   │    │   Limiter    │    │   + Rarity Scoring    │   │
+│  └──────────────┘    └──────────────┘    └───────────┬────────────┘   │
+│                                                       │                 │
+└───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┼─────────────────┘
+                                                        │
+                                                        ▼
+┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
+│                      TINYFISH MINO API                                  │
+│                                                                         │
+│   POST /v1/automation/run-sse                                           │
+│   { url: "https://mercari.com/search?keyword=rem", goal: "..." }       │
+│                                                                         │
+│   ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐  │
+│   │  Headless Browser → Navigate → Extract → Return Structured JSON │  │
+│   └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘  │
+│                                                                         │
+└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
+                                  │
+                    ┌─────────────┼─────────────┐
+                    ▼             ▼             ▼
+              ┌──────────┐ ┌──────────┐ ┌──────────┐
+              │ 🇯🇵       │ │ 🇺🇸       │ │ ☀️       │
+              │ AmiAmi   │ │ Mercari  │ │ Solaris  │
+              │ (JPY)    │ │ (USD)    │ │ (USD)    │
+              └──────────┘ └──────────┘ └──────────┘
+```
+
+---
+
+## 📋 Features
+
+| Feature | Description |
+|---------|-------------|
+| **Multi-Site Search** | AmiAmi, Mercari US, Solaris Japan |
+| **Real-Time Scraping** | Live prices via Mino API |
+| **Rarity Scoring** | SSR/SR/R/N based on scale, manufacturer, exclusivity |
+| **Gacha Mode** | Random figure picks with dramatic reveals |
+| **Roast Mode** | Get roasted for your waifu choices |
+| **Copium Mode** | Consolation when figures are sold out |
+| **Watchlist** | DM alerts when deals appear |
+| **Rate Limiting** | Prevents API abuse |
+
+---
+
+## 📁 Project Structure
+
+```
+waifu-deal-sniper/
+├── bot.js          # Main bot logic (1,543 lines)
+├── database.js     # SQLite database layer
+├── templates.js    # 670+ personality responses
+├── package.json    # Dependencies
+└── README.md       # This file
+```
+
+---
+
+## 🔧 Environment Variables
+
+| Variable | Description | Required |
+|----------|-------------|----------|
+| `DISCORD_TOKEN` | Discord bot token | ✅ |
+| `MINO_API_KEY` | TinyFish Mino API key | ✅ |
+
+---
+
+## 📜 Commands
+
+| Command | Description |
+|---------|-------------|
+| `rem` | Search AmiAmi (default) |
+| `mercari rem` | Search Mercari US |
+| `solaris rem` | Search Solaris Japan |
+| `all rem` | Search all sites |
+| `gacha rem` | Random gacha pick |
+| `roll` | Reroll gacha |
+| `roast` | Get roasted |
+| `copium` | Dispense cope |
+| `watch rem under 15000` | Set price alert |
+| `watchlist` | View alerts |
+| `stats` | Your stats |
+| `help` | Help message |
+
+---
+
+## 🙏 Credits
+
+Built with [TinyFish Mino API](https://tinyfish.io) for web scraping.
+
+---
+
+## 📄 License
+
+MIT
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+// =====================================
+// 🎎 WAIFU DEAL SNIPER - PRODUCTION BOT
+// =====================================
+// "Protect the waifu. Save the laifu. Snipe the deal."
+// 
+// A hosted Discord bot for anime figure collectors
+// Users just DM the bot - no setup required!
+
+require('dotenv').config();
+
+const { Client, GatewayIntentBits, EmbedBuilder, ActivityType, Partials } = require('discord.js');
+const { TEMPLATES, SPICY_KEYWORDS, HUSBANDO_KEYWORDS, FIGURE_TYPE_KEYWORDS, GACHA_TEMPLATES, ROAST_TEMPLATES, COPIUM_TEMPLATES } = require('./templates');
+const db = require('./database');
+
+// Store last search results per user for gacha/roast
+const lastSearchResults = new Map();
+
+// Cleanup old search results every 15 minutes to prevent memory leak
+setInterval(() => {
+  const now = Date.now();
+  const maxAge = 15 * 60 * 1000; // 15 minutes
+  for (const [userId, data] of lastSearchResults.entries()) {
+    if (now - data.timestamp > maxAge) {
+      lastSearchResults.delete(userId);
+    }
+  }
+}, 15 * 60 * 1000);
+
+// =====================================
+// ⚙️ CONFIG
+// =====================================
+const CONFIG = {
+  DISCORD_TOKEN: process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN,
+  MINO_API_KEY: process.env.MINO_API_KEY,
+  MINO_ENDPOINT: 'https://mino.ai/v1/automation/run-sse',
+  WATCH_INTERVAL: 5 * 60 * 1000, // 5 minutes
+  RATE_LIMIT_WINDOW: 60000,      // 1 minute
+  RATE_LIMIT_MAX: 10,            // 10 searches per minute
+  MAX_WATCHES_PER_USER: 20,
+};
+
+// =====================================
+// 🎲 HELPERS
+// =====================================
+function pick(arr) {
+  if (!arr || arr.length === 0) return '';
+  return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
+}
+
+function fill(template, vars) {
+  if (!template) return '';
+  let result = template;
+  for (const [key, val] of Object.entries(vars)) {
+    const safeVal = sanitizeForDisplay(String(val));
+    result = result.replace(new RegExp(`\\{${key}\\}`, 'g'), safeVal);
+  }
+  return result;
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🔒 SECURITY HELPERS
+// =====================================
+
+// Sanitize for Discord display (prevent markdown injection)
+function sanitizeForDisplay(str) {
+  if (!str) return '';
+  return str
+    .replace(/`/g, '\\`')
+    .replace(/@/g, '＠')      // Full-width @ to prevent mentions
+    .replace(/#/g, '＃')      // Full-width # to prevent channel mentions
+    .slice(0, 200);
+}
+
+// Validate search query
+function sanitizeQuery(query) {
+  if (!query || typeof query !== 'string') return null;
+  let clean = query.trim().replace(/\s+/g, ' ');
+  if (clean.length > 100) clean = clean.slice(0, 100);
+  if (clean.length < 2) return null;
+  return clean;
+}
+
+// Validate price
+function sanitizePrice(price) {
+  if (price === null || price === undefined) return null;
+  const num = parseInt(price, 10);
+  if (isNaN(num) || num < 0) return null;
+  if (num > 10000000) return 10000000;
+  return num;
+}
+
+// Rate limiting
+const rateLimits = new Map();
+
+function checkRateLimit(userId) {
+  const now = Date.now();
+  const userLimits = rateLimits.get(userId) || { count: 0, resetAt: now + CONFIG.RATE_LIMIT_WINDOW };
+  
+  if (now > userLimits.resetAt) {
+    userLimits.count = 0;
+    userLimits.resetAt = now + CONFIG.RATE_LIMIT_WINDOW;
+  }
+  
+  userLimits.count++;
+  rateLimits.set(userId, userLimits);
+  
+  return userLimits.count <= CONFIG.RATE_LIMIT_MAX;
+}
+
+// Cleanup old rate limits every 10 minutes to prevent memory leak
+setInterval(() => {
+  const now = Date.now();
+  for (const [userId, limits] of rateLimits.entries()) {
+    if (now > limits.resetAt + 60000) {
+      rateLimits.delete(userId);
+    }
+  }
+}, 10 * 60 * 1000);
+
+// =====================================
+// 🎭 PERSONALITY DETECTION
+// =====================================
+function isSpicy(query) {
+  const q = query.toLowerCase();
+  return SPICY_KEYWORDS.some(kw => q.includes(kw));
+}
+
+function isHusbando(query) {
+  const q = query.toLowerCase();
+  return HUSBANDO_KEYWORDS.some(kw => q.includes(kw));
+}
+
+function getFigureType(query) {
+  const q = query.toLowerCase();
+  for (const [type, keywords] of Object.entries(FIGURE_TYPE_KEYWORDS)) {
+    if (keywords.some(kw => q.includes(kw))) return type;
+  }
+  return null;
+}
+
+function getCharacterReaction(query) {
+  const q = query.toLowerCase();
+  for (const [char, reactions] of Object.entries(TEMPLATES.characters)) {
+    if (q.includes(char)) return pick(reactions);
+  }
+  return null;
+}
+
+function getPriceReaction(price) {
+  if (price < 3000) return pick(TEMPLATES.prices.budget);
+  if (price < 10000) return pick(TEMPLATES.prices.mid);
+  if (price < 25000) return pick(TEMPLATES.prices.expensive);
+  return pick(TEMPLATES.prices.whale);
+}
+
+function getConditionComment(itemGrade, boxGrade) {
+  const item = (itemGrade || '').toUpperCase();
+  const box = (boxGrade || '').toUpperCase();
+  
+  if ((item === 'A' || item === 'A-') && (box === 'B' || box === 'B-' || box === 'C')) {
+    return pick(TEMPLATES.condition.mint_box_damaged);
+  }
+  if (item === 'A' && box === 'A') {
+    return pick(TEMPLATES.condition.mint_mint);
+  }
+  if (item === 'A-' || item === 'B+') {
+    return pick(TEMPLATES.condition.good);
+  }
+  return pick(TEMPLATES.condition.used);
+}
+
+function isDeal(item) {
+  const itemGrade = (item.item_grade || '').toUpperCase();
+  const boxGrade = (item.box_grade || '').toUpperCase();
+  return (itemGrade === 'A' || itemGrade === 'A-') && 
+         (boxGrade === 'B' || boxGrade === 'B-' || boxGrade === 'C');
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🔍 SMART PARSER - Find items in any response format
+// =====================================
+function findItemsArray(obj) {
+  if (!obj) return null;
+  
+  // If it's a string, try to parse as JSON
+  if (typeof obj === 'string') {
+    try {
+      obj = JSON.parse(obj.replace(/```json\n?/g, '').replace(/```\n?/g, '').trim());
+    } catch (e) {
+      return null;
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // If it's already an array of objects with url/price, return it
+  if (Array.isArray(obj) && obj.length > 0 && typeof obj[0] === 'object' && (obj[0].url || obj[0].price)) {
+    return obj;
+  }
+  
+  // Search through all properties for an array of items
+  if (typeof obj === 'object') {
+    for (const key of Object.keys(obj)) {
+      const value = obj[key];
+      
+      // Check if this property is an array of objects with url or price
+      if (Array.isArray(value) && value.length > 0 && typeof value[0] === 'object') {
+        if (value[0].url || value[0].price || value[0].name || value[0].raw_title) {
+          console.log(`Found items in field: "${key}" (${value.length} items)`);
+          return value;
+        }
+      }
+      
+      // Recursively check nested objects (but not arrays)
+      if (typeof value === 'object' && !Array.isArray(value)) {
+        const nested = findItemsArray(value);
+        if (nested) return nested;
+      }
+    }
+  }
+  
+  return null;
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🔍 MINO API - Multi-Site Search
+// =====================================
+
+// Site configurations
+const SITES = {
+  amiami: {
+    name: 'AmiAmi',
+    emoji: '🇯🇵',
+    currency: 'JPY',
+    searchUrl: (query) => `https://www.amiami.com/eng/search/list/?s_keywords=${encodeURIComponent(query)}&s_st_condition_flg=1`,
+    goal: `Scrape pre-owned figure listings from this AmiAmi page.
+
+The title contains condition grades like "(Pre-owned ITEM:A/BOX:B)".
+
+For each product (max 8), extract:
+- raw_title: FULL title text including "(Pre-owned ITEM:X/BOX:Y)"
+- price: Price in JPY (number only)
+- url: Product link
+- image: Image URL
+- in_stock: true/false
+- scale: Figure scale if shown (e.g., "1/4", "1/7", "1/8") or null
+- manufacturer: Company name (e.g., "Good Smile Company", "FREEing", "Alter", "Kotobukiya", "SEGA", "Banpresto")
+- line: Product line if shown (e.g., "B-Style", "POP UP PARADE", "Nendoroid", "figma", "Prize Figure")
+- exclusive: true if exclusive (contains "Exclusive", "Limited", "Event"), false otherwise
+
+Return JSON array.`,
+  },
+  
+  mercari: {
+    name: 'Mercari US',
+    emoji: '🇺🇸',
+    currency: 'USD',
+    searchUrl: (query) => `https://www.mercari.com/search/?keyword=${encodeURIComponent(query + ' figure')}&status=sold_out%3Afalse`,
+    goal: `Scrape figure listings from this Mercari search page.
+
+For each product (max 8), extract:
+- raw_title: Full product title
+- price: Price in USD (number only, no $)
+- url: Product link
+- image: Image URL
+- in_stock: true if available, false if sold
+- condition: Item condition (e.g., "New", "Like new", "Good")
+- seller: Seller name if visible
+
+Return JSON array.`,
+  },
+  
+  solaris: {
+    name: 'Solaris Japan',
+    emoji: '☀️',
+    currency: 'USD',
+    searchUrl: (query) => `https://solarisjapan.com/search?q=${encodeURIComponent(query)}&filter.category=Figures`,
+    goal: `Scrape figure listings from this Solaris Japan search page.
+
+For each product (max 8), extract:
+- raw_title: Full product name
+- price: Price in USD (number only, no $)
+- url: Product link
+- image: Image URL
+- in_stock: true if "Add to Cart" visible, false if "Sold Out" or "Notify Me"
+- condition: Condition text (e.g., "BRAND NEW", "PRE ORDER", "Pre-owned")
+- manufacturer: Company name if visible in title (e.g., "Good Smile Company", "Taito")
+
+Return JSON array.`,
+  },
+};
+
+// Rarity scoring based on actual figure attributes
+function calculateRarity(item) {
+  let score = 0;
+  const name = (item.raw_title || item.name || '').toLowerCase();
+  const manufacturer = (item.manufacturer || '').toLowerCase();
+  const line = (item.line || '').toLowerCase();
+  const scale = item.scale || '';
+  const price = parseInt(item.price) || 0;
+  
+  // === SCALE SCORING ===
+  if (scale.includes('1/4')) score += 30;
+  else if (scale.includes('1/6')) score += 20;
+  else if (scale.includes('1/7')) score += 15;
+  else if (scale.includes('1/8')) score += 10;
+  else if (name.includes('1/4')) score += 30;
+  else if (name.includes('1/6')) score += 20;
+  else if (name.includes('1/7')) score += 15;
+  else if (name.includes('1/8')) score += 10;
+  
+  // === MANUFACTURER SCORING ===
+  const premiumMakers = ['alter', 'freeing', 'native', 'orchid seed', 'vertex', 'b\'full', 'binding'];
+  const goodMakers = ['good smile', 'kotobukiya', 'max factory', 'megahouse', 'phat', 'aquamarine', 'ques q', 'wing'];
+  const budgetMakers = ['sega', 'banpresto', 'taito', 'furyu', 'bandai spirits', 'prize'];
+  
+  if (premiumMakers.some(m => manufacturer.includes(m) || name.includes(m))) score += 25;
+  else if (goodMakers.some(m => manufacturer.includes(m) || name.includes(m))) score += 15;
+  else if (budgetMakers.some(m => manufacturer.includes(m) || name.includes(m))) score -= 10;
+  
+  // === LINE SCORING ===
+  if (line.includes('b-style') || name.includes('b-style')) score += 25;
+  if (line.includes('native') || name.includes('native')) score += 20;
+  if (name.includes('bunny') && (name.includes('1/4') || price > 20000)) score += 20;
+  if (line.includes('pop up parade') || name.includes('pop up parade')) score -= 5;
+  if (name.includes('prize') || name.includes('game-prize') || name.includes('ichiban kuji')) score -= 15;
+  if (line.includes('nendoroid') || name.includes('nendoroid')) score += 5;
+  if (line.includes('figma') || name.includes('figma')) score += 10;
+  
+  // === EXCLUSIVE SCORING ===
+  if (item.exclusive || name.includes('exclusive') || name.includes('limited')) score += 15;
+  if (name.includes('event') || name.includes('wf ') || name.includes('wonder festival')) score += 20;
+  
+  // === CONDITION SCORING ===
+  const itemGrade = (item.item_grade || '').toUpperCase();
+  const boxGrade = (item.box_grade || '').toUpperCase();
+  if (itemGrade === 'A' && boxGrade === 'A') score += 10;
+  if (itemGrade === 'A' && (boxGrade === 'B' || boxGrade === 'C')) score += 5; // Deal!
+  
+  // === PRICE SANITY CHECK ===
+  if (price > 30000) score += 10;
+  else if (price > 20000) score += 5;
+  else if (price < 2000) score -= 10;
+  
+  // Determine rarity tier
+  if (score >= 50) return { tier: 'ssr', score, label: '🌈 SSR - LEGENDARY' };
+  if (score >= 30) return { tier: 'sr', score, label: '⭐ SR - RARE' };
+  if (score >= 10) return { tier: 'r', score, label: '📦 R - COMMON' };
+  return { tier: 'salt', score, label: '🧂 N - BUDGET' };
+}
+
+// Get rarity details for display
+function getRarityDetails(item) {
+  const details = [];
+  const name = (item.raw_title || item.name || '').toLowerCase();
+  
+  // Scale
+  const scaleMatch = name.match(/1\/[4-8]/);
+  if (scaleMatch) details.push(`📏 ${scaleMatch[0]} Scale`);
+  
+  // Manufacturer
+  if (item.manufacturer) details.push(`🏭 ${item.manufacturer}`);
+  
+  // Line
+  if (item.line) details.push(`📦 ${item.line}`);
+  
+  // Special tags
+  if (name.includes('exclusive') || name.includes('limited') || item.exclusive) details.push(`✨ Limited/Exclusive`);
+  if (name.includes('b-style') || name.includes('bunny')) details.push(`🐰 Bunny`);
+  if (name.includes('native')) details.push(`🔞 Native`);
+  if (name.includes('prize') || name.includes('game-prize')) details.push(`🎮 Prize Figure`);
+  
+  return details;
+}
+
+async function searchSite(siteKey, query, maxPrice = null) {
+  const site = SITES[siteKey];
+  if (!site) return { success: false, error: 'Unknown site' };
+  
+  const searchUrl = site.searchUrl(query);
+  const goal = site.goal + (maxPrice ? `\n\nOnly items under ${maxPrice} JPY.` : '');
+
+  try {
+    const controller = new AbortController();
+    const timeout = setTimeout(() => controller.abort(), 90000);
+    
+    const response = await fetch(CONFIG.MINO_ENDPOINT, {
+      method: 'POST',
+      headers: {
+        'Content-Type': 'application/json',
+        'X-API-Key': CONFIG.MINO_API_KEY,
+      },
+      body: JSON.stringify({ url: searchUrl, goal }),
+      signal: controller.signal,
+    });
+    
+    clearTimeout(timeout);
+
+    if (!response.ok) {
+      console.error(`${site.name} API error:`, response.status);
+      return { success: false, error: `API error: ${response.status}` };
+    }
+
+    // Parse SSE response
+    const text = await response.text();
+    const lines = text.split('\n');
+    
+    console.log(`${site.name} response length:`, text.length, 'bytes');
+    
+    let foundItems = null;
+    
+    for (const line of lines) {
+      if (line.startsWith('data: ')) {
+        try {
+          const event = JSON.parse(line.slice(6));
+          
+          if (event.type) {
+            console.log(`${site.name} event: ${event.type}`);
+          }
+          
+          if (event.type === 'COMPLETE') {
+            console.log(`${site.name} COMPLETE event received`);
+            let items = findItemsArray(event);
+            if (items && items.length > 0) {
+              foundItems = items;
+            }
+          }
+          
+          if (event.type === 'ERROR' || event.status === 'FAILED') {
+            console.error(`${site.name} error event:`, event.error || event.message);
+            return { success: false, error: event.error || event.message };
+          }
+        } catch (e) {
+          // Not valid JSON, skip
+        }
+      }
+    }
+    
+    if (foundItems && foundItems.length > 0) {
+      // Post-process items
+      foundItems = foundItems.map(item => {
+        // Parse grades from title
+        const title = item.raw_title || item.full_title || item.name || '';
+        const gradeMatch = title.match(/ITEM:\s*([A-C][+-]?)\s*[\/\s]*BOX:\s*([A-C][+-]?)/i);
+        
+        if (gradeMatch) {
+          item.item_grade = gradeMatch[1].toUpperCase();
+          item.box_grade = gradeMatch[2].toUpperCase();
+          item.name = title.replace(/^\(Pre-owned\s+ITEM:[A-C][+-]?\s*[\/\s]*BOX:[A-C][+-]?\)\s*/i, '').trim() || item.name;
+        } else {
+          item.item_grade = item.item_grade || null;
+          item.box_grade = item.box_grade || null;
+          item.name = item.name || title;
+        }
+        
+        // Calculate rarity
+        item.rarity = calculateRarity(item);
+        item.rarityDetails = getRarityDetails(item);
+        item.site = siteKey;
+        item.siteName = site.name;
+        item.siteEmoji = site.emoji;
+        
+        console.log(`  → ${(item.name || 'Unknown').slice(0, 40)}... | ${item.rarity.label}`);
+        
+        return item;
+      });
+      
+      console.log(`✅ ${site.name} found ${foundItems.length} items`);
+      return { success: true, items: foundItems, site: siteKey };
+    }
+    
+    // Fallback
+    try {
+      const fullJson = JSON.parse(text);
+      const items = findItemsArray(fullJson);
+      if (items && items.length > 0) {
+        const processedItems = items.map(item => {
+          item.rarity = calculateRarity(item);
+          item.rarityDetails = getRarityDetails(item);
+          item.site = siteKey;
+          item.siteName = site.name;
+          item.siteEmoji = site.emoji;
+          return item;
+        });
+        console.log(`✅ ${site.name} found ${processedItems.length} items (fallback)`);
+        return { success: true, items: processedItems, site: siteKey };
+      }
+    } catch (e) {
+      // Not valid JSON
+    }
+    
+    console.log(`${site.name} response tail:`, text.slice(-500));
+    console.error(`❌ No items found from ${site.name}`);
+    return { success: false, error: 'No results found' };
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error(`${site.name} search error:`, error.message);
+    return { success: false, error: error.message };
+  }
+}
+
+// Main search function - defaults to AmiAmi, can specify site
+async function searchAmiAmi(query, maxPrice = null, siteKey = 'amiami') {
+  return searchSite(siteKey, query, maxPrice);
+}
+
+// Search multiple sites at once
+async function searchAllSites(query, maxPrice = null) {
+  const siteKeys = ['amiami', 'mercari', 'solaris'];
+  
+  const results = await Promise.allSettled(
+    siteKeys.map(site => searchSite(site, query, maxPrice))
+  );
+  
+  const allItems = [];
+  const siteResults = {};
+  
+  results.forEach((result, index) => {
+    const siteKey = siteKeys[index];
+    if (result.status === 'fulfilled' && result.value.success) {
+      siteResults[siteKey] = result.value;
+      allItems.push(...result.value.items);
+    } else {
+      console.log(`${siteKey} failed:`, result.reason?.message || result.value?.error);
+    }
+  });
+  
+  // Sort by rarity score
+  allItems.sort((a, b) => (b.rarity?.score || 0) - (a.rarity?.score || 0));
+  
+  return {
+    success: allItems.length > 0,
+    items: allItems,
+    siteResults,
+    sitesSearched: siteKeys,
+  };
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🎨 DISCORD EMBEDS
+// =====================================
+function createFigureEmbed(item) {
+  const isGoodDeal = isDeal(item);
+  const price = parseInt(item.price) || 0;
+  const rarity = item.rarity?.tier || 'r';
+  const rarityLabel = item.rarity?.label || '';
+  
+  // Color based on rarity or deal status
+  const rarityColors = {
+    ssr: 0xFFD700,  // Gold
+    sr: 0xA855F7,   // Purple
+    r: 0x3B82F6,    // Blue
+    salt: 0x6B7280, // Gray
+  };
+  const embedColor = isGoodDeal ? 0xFF6B6B : (rarityColors[rarity] || 0x6C5CE7);
+  
+  // Title prefix based on rarity
+  const rarityPrefix = rarity === 'ssr' ? '🌈 ' : rarity === 'sr' ? '⭐ ' : '';
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(embedColor)
+    .setTitle(`${isGoodDeal ? '🔥 ' : rarityPrefix}${(item.name || 'Figure').slice(0, 250)}`)
+    .setURL(item.url || 'https://www.amiami.com');
+  
+  // Only set thumbnail if it's a valid URL
+  if (item.image && item.image.startsWith('http')) {
+    embed.setThumbnail(item.image);
+  }
+  
+  let desc = '';
+  if (isGoodDeal) {
+    desc += `**${pick(TEMPLATES.deal_alert)}**\n\n`;
+  } else if (rarity === 'ssr') {
+    desc += `**${rarityLabel}**\n\n`;
+  }
+  
+  desc += `💴 **¥${price.toLocaleString()}**\n`;
+  desc += `✨ Figure: **${item.item_grade || '?'}** | 📦 Box: **${item.box_grade || '?'}**\n`;
+  desc += `${item.in_stock !== false ? '✅ In Stock' : '❌ Sold Out'}`;
+  
+  // Add rarity tags if present
+  if (item.rarityDetails && item.rarityDetails.length > 0) {
+    desc += `\n\n🏷️ ${item.rarityDetails.slice(0, 3).join(' • ')}`;
+  }
+  
+  desc += `\n\n*${getConditionComment(item.item_grade, item.box_grade)}*`;
+  
+  embed.setDescription(desc);
+  
+  // Footer with site info if multi-site
+  const siteInfo = item.siteEmoji ? `${item.siteEmoji} ${item.siteName} • ` : '';
+  embed.setFooter({ text: `${siteInfo}${getPriceReaction(price)} • Click title to buy!` });
+  
+  return embed;
+}
+
+function createResultsSummaryEmbed(items, query, spicy) {
+  const deals = items.filter(isDeal);
+  const templates = spicy ? TEMPLATES.found.spicy : TEMPLATES.found.normal;
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(spicy ? 0xE91E63 : 0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle(`🎯 Results for "${sanitizeForDisplay(query)}"`)
+    .setDescription(fill(pick(templates), { count: items.length, query }));
+  
+  if (deals.length > 0) {
+    embed.addFields({
+      name: '🔥 Deals Found!',
+      value: `${deals.length} item(s) with mint figure + damaged box discount!`
+    });
+  }
+  
+  embed.setFooter({ text: `Say "watch ${query}" to get alerts! 🔔` });
+  
+  return embed;
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🗣️ NATURAL LANGUAGE PARSER
+// =====================================
+function parseMessage(content) {
+  const lower = content.toLowerCase().trim();
+  
+  // Help
+  if (/^(help|commands|how|what can you do)/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'help' };
+  }
+  
+  // Greetings
+  if (/^(hey|hi|hello|yo|sup|henlo|hii+|hewwo|ohayo)(!|\?)?$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'greeting' };
+  }
+  
+  // Watchlist
+  if (/^(my )?(watchlist|watches|alerts|list|hunting)$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'watchlist' };
+  }
+  
+  // Stop watching
+  const unwatchMatch = lower.match(/^(stop watching|unwatch|remove|cancel|delete)\s+(.+)/i);
+  if (unwatchMatch) {
+    return { intent: 'unwatch', query: unwatchMatch[2].trim() };
+  }
+  
+  // === NEW FEATURES ===
+  
+  // Gacha mode
+  const gachaMatch = lower.match(/^(?:gacha|roll|spin|gamble|yolo)\s+(.+)/i);
+  if (gachaMatch) {
+    return { intent: 'gacha', query: gachaMatch[1].trim() };
+  }
+  if (/^(?:gacha|roll|spin)$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'gacha_last' };
+  }
+  
+  // Roast mode
+  if (/^(?:roast|roast me|roast this|judge|judge me|flame)$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'roast' };
+  }
+  const roastMatch = lower.match(/^(?:roast|judge|flame)\s+(.+)/i);
+  if (roastMatch) {
+    return { intent: 'roast_query', query: roastMatch[1].trim() };
+  }
+  
+  // Copium mode
+  if (/^(?:copium|cope|copium mode|inhale|sad|pain)$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'copium' };
+  }
+  
+  // === MULTI-SITE SEARCH ===
+  
+  // Search all sites
+  const allSitesMatch = lower.match(/^(?:all|everywhere|all sites)\s+(.+?)(?:\s+under\s+|\s*<\s*)?(\d+)?$/i);
+  if (allSitesMatch) {
+    const query = allSitesMatch[1].replace(/\s*(figures?|deals?)\s*/gi, ' ').trim();
+    const price = allSitesMatch[2] ? parseInt(allSitesMatch[2]) : null;
+    if (query.length > 2) {
+      return { intent: 'search_all', query, maxPrice: price };
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // Site-specific search: mercari <query>, solaris <query>, amiami <query>
+  const siteMatch = lower.match(/^(mercari|solaris|amiami)\s+(.+?)(?:\s+under\s+|\s*<\s*)?(\d+)?$/i);
+  if (siteMatch) {
+    const site = siteMatch[1].toLowerCase();
+    const query = siteMatch[2].replace(/\s*(figures?|deals?)\s*/gi, ' ').trim();
+    const price = siteMatch[3] ? parseInt(siteMatch[3]) : null;
+    if (query.length > 2) {
+      return { intent: 'search_site', site, query, maxPrice: price };
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // Watch/alert
+  const watchPatterns = [
+    /^(?:watch|alert|notify|ping|dm|tell)\s+(?:me\s+)?(?:for\s+|when\s+|if\s+)?(.+?)(?:\s+under\s+|\s*<\s*|\s+max\s+)?(\d+)?$/i,
+    /^(.+?)\s+(?:alert|notify|watch)(?:\s+under\s+|\s*<\s*)?(\d+)?$/i,
+  ];
+  for (const pattern of watchPatterns) {
+    const match = lower.match(pattern);
+    if (match) {
+      const query = match[1].replace(/^(for|when|if)\s+/i, '').replace(/\s+(appears?|drops?|available|shows? up).*$/i, '').trim();
+      const price = match[2] ? parseInt(match[2]) : null;
+      if (query.length > 2) {
+        return { intent: 'watch', query, maxPrice: price || 999999 };
+      }
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // Search patterns - extract query and optional price
+  // First, detect if price is in USD (need to convert to JPY for AmiAmi)
+  const usdPattern = /[\$](\d+)|(\d+)\s*[\$]|(\d+)\s*(dollars?|bucks?|usd)/i;
+  const usdMatch = lower.match(usdPattern);
+  const isUSD = !!usdMatch;
+  const USD_TO_JPY = 150; // Approximate conversion rate
+  
+  // Clean the input of conversational fluff
+  let cleanedInput = lower
+    .replace(/^(yo|hey|hi|hello|sup|bro|dude|man|guys?),?\s*/gi, '')  // Remove greetings
+    .replace(/^bro,?\s*/gi, '')  // Remove "bro" again if still there
+    .replace(/,?\s*(anything\s+)?(under|below|max|less than)\s*[\$¥]?(\d+)[\$¥]?\s*(works|dollars?|bucks?|usd|jpy|yen)?.*$/i, ' under $3')  // Normalize price
+    .trim();
+  
+  const searchPatterns = [
+    // "find me some figure of ganyu from genshin impact under 500"
+    /^(?:looking for|find|search|hunt|show|got any|get me|i want|i need)\s+(?:me\s+)?(?:some\s+)?(?:figure[s]?\s+of\s+)?(.+?)(?:\s+under\s+)?(\d+)?$/i,
+    // "any ganyu figures under 500"
+    /^(?:any\s+)?(.+?)\s+(?:figures?|deals?)(?:\s+under\s+)?(\d+)?$/i,
+    // "ganyu under 500"
+    /^(.+?)\s+under\s+(\d+)$/i,
+  ];
+  
+  for (const pattern of searchPatterns) {
+    const match = cleanedInput.match(pattern);
+    if (match) {
+      let query = match[1]
+        .replace(/\s*(figures?|deals?|please|pls|thx|thanks)\s*/gi, ' ')
+        .replace(/\s+/g, ' ')
+        .trim();
+      
+      // Extract "X from Y" → "X Y" (e.g., "ganyu from genshin" → "ganyu genshin")
+      const fromMatch = query.match(/(.+?)\s+from\s+(.+)/i);
+      if (fromMatch) {
+        query = fromMatch[1].trim() + ' ' + fromMatch[2].trim();
+      }
+      
+      let price = match[2] ? parseInt(match[2]) : null;
+      
+      // Convert USD to JPY if detected
+      if (price && isUSD) {
+        price = Math.round(price * USD_TO_JPY);
+      }
+      
+      if (query.length > 2) {
+        return { intent: 'search', query, maxPrice: price, isUSD };
+      }
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // Stats
+  if (/^(stats|statistics|my stats|status)$/i.test(lower)) {
+    return { intent: 'stats' };
+  }
+  
+  // Default: treat short text as search
+  if (lower.length > 3 && lower.length < 50 && !lower.includes('?')) {
+    return { intent: 'search', query: lower };
+  }
+  
+  return { intent: 'unknown' };
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🤖 MESSAGE HANDLERS
+// =====================================
+async function handleMessage(message, content) {
+  const username = message.author.username;
+  const discordId = message.author.id;
+  
+  console.log(`   → handleMessage called with: "${content}"`);
+  
+  // Get or create user
+  const user = db.getOrCreateUser(discordId, username);
+  console.log(`   → User: ${user ? 'found/created' : 'NULL'}`);
+  
+  db.updateUserActivity(discordId);
+  
+  const isNew = db.isNewUser(discordId);
+  const parsed = parseMessage(content);
+  
+  console.log(`   → Parsed intent: ${parsed.intent}, query: ${parsed.query || 'none'}`);
+  
+  try {
+    switch (parsed.intent) {
+      case 'help':
+        await message.reply(TEMPLATES.help[0]);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'greeting':
+        if (isNew) {
+          await message.reply(fill(TEMPLATES.welcome[0], { user: username }));
+        } else {
+          await message.reply(fill(pick(TEMPLATES.greetings.returning), { user: username }));
+        }
+        break;
+        
+      case 'search':
+        await handleSearch(message, user, parsed.query, parsed.maxPrice, parsed.isUSD);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'watch':
+        await handleWatch(message, user, parsed.query, parsed.maxPrice);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'watchlist':
+        await handleWatchlist(message, user);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'unwatch':
+        await handleUnwatch(message, user, parsed.query);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'stats':
+        await handleStats(message, user);
+        break;
+      
+      // === NEW FEATURES ===
+      case 'gacha':
+        await handleGacha(message, user, parsed.query);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'gacha_last':
+        await handleGachaLast(message, user);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'roast':
+        await handleRoast(message, user);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'roast_query':
+        await handleRoastQuery(message, user, parsed.query);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'copium':
+        await handleCopium(message, user);
+        break;
+      
+      // === MULTI-SITE SEARCH ===
+      case 'search_site':
+        await handleSearchSite(message, user, parsed.site, parsed.query, parsed.maxPrice);
+        break;
+        
+      case 'search_all':
+        await handleSearchAll(message, user, parsed.query, parsed.maxPrice);
+        break;
+        
+      default:
+        if (!message.guild) { // DM
+          const response = isNew 
+            ? fill(TEMPLATES.welcome[0], { user: username })
+            : `🤔 Not sure what you mean! Try:\n• \`looking for rem figures\`\n• \`watch marin under 15000\`\n• \`help\``;
+          await message.reply(response);
+        }
+    }
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error('Handler error:', error);
+    await message.reply(pick(TEMPLATES.errors.search_failed)).catch(() => {});
+  }
+}
+
+async function handleSearch(message, user, query, maxPrice, isUSD = false) {
+  // Validate inputs
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🤔 That search doesn't look right. Try: `looking for rem figures`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const cleanPrice = sanitizePrice(maxPrice);
+  
+  // Rate limit check
+  if (!checkRateLimit(user.discord_id)) {
+    await message.reply("⏳ Slow down! Too many searches. Try again in a minute~");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const spicy = isSpicy(cleanQuery);
+  const husbando = isHusbando(cleanQuery);
+  const figureType = getFigureType(cleanQuery);
+  const charReaction = getCharacterReaction(cleanQuery);
+  
+  // Build response
+  let searchMsg = '';
+  
+  // Show USD conversion notice
+  if (isUSD && cleanPrice) {
+    const originalUSD = Math.round(cleanPrice / 150);
+    searchMsg += `💱 *$${originalUSD} USD → ¥${cleanPrice.toLocaleString()} JPY*\n\n`;
+  }
+  
+  if (charReaction) {
+    searchMsg += charReaction + '\n\n';
+  } else if (figureType && TEMPLATES.figure_types[figureType]) {
+    searchMsg += pick(TEMPLATES.figure_types[figureType]) + '\n\n';
+  }
+  
+  const templates = husbando ? TEMPLATES.searching.husbando :
+                    spicy ? TEMPLATES.searching.spicy :
+                    TEMPLATES.searching.normal;
+  searchMsg += fill(pick(templates), { query: cleanQuery });
+  
+  const statusMsg = await message.reply(searchMsg);
+  
+  // Search!
+  const result = await searchAmiAmi(cleanQuery, cleanPrice);
+  db.incrementSearchCount(user.id);
+  
+  if (!result.success) {
+    await statusMsg.edit(searchMsg + '\n\n' + pick(TEMPLATES.errors.search_failed));
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  if (!result.items || result.items.length === 0) {
+    const noResult = fill(
+      pick(spicy ? TEMPLATES.no_results.spicy : TEMPLATES.no_results.normal),
+      { query: cleanQuery }
+    );
+    await statusMsg.edit(searchMsg + '\n\n' + noResult);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Log & count deals
+  db.logSearch(user.id, cleanQuery, result.items.length);
+  const deals = result.items.filter(isDeal);
+  if (deals.length > 0) {
+    db.incrementDealsFound(user.id, deals.length);
+  }
+  
+  // Send results
+  const summaryEmbed = createResultsSummaryEmbed(result.items, cleanQuery, spicy);
+  await statusMsg.edit({ content: searchMsg, embeds: [summaryEmbed] });
+  
+  const toShow = result.items.slice(0, 5);
+  for (const item of toShow) {
+    await message.channel.send({ embeds: [createFigureEmbed(item)] });
+  }
+  
+  if (result.items.length > 5) {
+    await message.channel.send(`*...and ${result.items.length - 5} more! Say \`watch ${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}\` to get alerts~*`);
+  }
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🌐 MULTI-SITE SEARCH HANDLERS
+// =====================================
+async function handleSearchSite(message, user, siteKey, query, maxPrice) {
+  const site = SITES[siteKey];
+  if (!site) {
+    await message.reply(`🤔 Unknown site! Try: \`mercari rem\`, \`solaris miku\`, or \`amiami power\``);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply(`🤔 What should I search on ${site.name}? Try: \`${siteKey} rem figures\``);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const cleanPrice = sanitizePrice(maxPrice);
+  
+  // Rate limit
+  if (!checkRateLimit(user.discord_id)) {
+    await message.reply("⏳ Slow down! Too many searches. Try again in a minute~");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Send searching message
+  const searchMsg = `${site.emoji} Searching **${site.name}** for **${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}**...`;
+  const statusMsg = await message.reply(searchMsg);
+  
+  // Search
+  const result = await searchSite(siteKey, cleanQuery, cleanPrice);
+  db.incrementSearchCount(user.id);
+  
+  if (!result.success) {
+    await statusMsg.edit(searchMsg + `\n\n💀 ${site.name} search failed... Try again?`);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  if (!result.items || result.items.length === 0) {
+    await statusMsg.edit(searchMsg + `\n\n😢 No results on ${site.name}! Try a different search.`);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Store for gacha/roast
+  lastSearchResults.set(user.discord_id, { query: cleanQuery, items: result.items, timestamp: Date.now() });
+  
+  // Log
+  db.logSearch(user.id, `${siteKey}:${cleanQuery}`, result.items.length);
+  
+  // Build summary
+  const currency = site.currency === 'USD' ? '$' : '¥';
+  const avgPrice = result.items.reduce((sum, i) => sum + (parseInt(i.price) || 0), 0) / result.items.length;
+  
+  const summaryEmbed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(siteKey === 'mercari' ? 0xE53935 : siteKey === 'solaris' ? 0xFFA726 : 0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle(`${site.emoji} ${site.name} Results`)
+    .setDescription(`Found **${result.items.length}** results for **${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}**\n\nAverage price: **${currency}${Math.round(avgPrice).toLocaleString()}**`);
+  
+  await statusMsg.edit({ content: null, embeds: [summaryEmbed] });
+  
+  // Show items
+  const toShow = result.items.slice(0, 5);
+  for (const item of toShow) {
+    const embed = createSiteEmbed(item, site);
+    await message.channel.send({ embeds: [embed] });
+  }
+  
+  if (result.items.length > 5) {
+    await message.channel.send(`*...and ${result.items.length - 5} more on ${site.name}!*`);
+  }
+}
+
+async function handleSearchAll(message, user, query, maxPrice) {
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🤔 What should I search? Try: `all rem figures`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const cleanPrice = sanitizePrice(maxPrice);
+  
+  // Rate limit
+  if (!checkRateLimit(user.discord_id)) {
+    await message.reply("⏳ Slow down! Too many searches. Try again in a minute~");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Send searching message
+  const siteList = Object.values(SITES).map(s => s.emoji).join(' ');
+  const searchMsg = `🌐 Searching **ALL SITES** for **${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}**...\n${siteList}`;
+  const statusMsg = await message.reply(searchMsg);
+  
+  // Search all sites in parallel
+  const result = await searchAllSites(cleanQuery, cleanPrice);
+  db.incrementSearchCount(user.id);
+  
+  if (!result.success || !result.items || result.items.length === 0) {
+    await statusMsg.edit(searchMsg + `\n\n😢 No results found on any site!`);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Store for gacha/roast
+  lastSearchResults.set(user.discord_id, { query: cleanQuery, items: result.items, timestamp: Date.now() });
+  
+  // Log
+  db.logSearch(user.id, `all:${cleanQuery}`, result.items.length);
+  
+  // Count by site
+  const siteCounts = {};
+  result.items.forEach(item => {
+    siteCounts[item.site] = (siteCounts[item.site] || 0) + 1;
+  });
+  
+  // Build summary
+  let siteBreakdown = Object.entries(siteCounts)
+    .map(([site, count]) => `${SITES[site]?.emoji || '📦'} ${SITES[site]?.name || site}: ${count}`)
+    .join('\n');
+  
+  const summaryEmbed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(0x9B59B6)
+    .setTitle(`🌐 Multi-Site Results`)
+    .setDescription(`Found **${result.items.length}** total results for **${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}**\n\n${siteBreakdown}`)
+    .setFooter({ text: 'Sorted by rarity score' });
+  
+  await statusMsg.edit({ content: null, embeds: [summaryEmbed] });
+  
+  // Show top items (mixed from all sites)
+  const toShow = result.items.slice(0, 6);
+  for (const item of toShow) {
+    const site = SITES[item.site] || { emoji: '📦', name: 'Unknown', currency: 'JPY' };
+    const embed = createSiteEmbed(item, site);
+    await message.channel.send({ embeds: [embed] });
+  }
+  
+  if (result.items.length > 6) {
+    await message.channel.send(`*...and ${result.items.length - 6} more across all sites!*`);
+  }
+}
+
+// Create embed for site-specific results
+function createSiteEmbed(item, site) {
+  const price = parseInt(item.price) || 0;
+  const currency = site.currency === 'USD' ? '$' : '¥';
+  const rarity = item.rarity?.tier || 'r';
+  
+  const rarityColors = {
+    ssr: 0xFFD700,
+    sr: 0xA855F7,
+    r: 0x3B82F6,
+    salt: 0x6B7280,
+  };
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(rarityColors[rarity] || 0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle(`${(item.name || item.raw_title || 'Figure').slice(0, 250)}`)
+    .setURL(item.url || site.searchUrl(''));
+  
+  // Only set thumbnail if it's a valid URL
+  if (item.image && item.image.startsWith('http')) {
+    embed.setThumbnail(item.image);
+  }
+  
+  let desc = `${site.emoji} **${site.name}**\n\n`;
+  desc += `💰 **${currency}${price.toLocaleString()}**\n`;
+  
+  // Condition (varies by site)
+  if (item.item_grade && item.box_grade) {
+    desc += `✨ Figure: **${item.item_grade}** | 📦 Box: **${item.box_grade}**\n`;
+  } else if (item.condition) {
+    desc += `✨ Condition: **${item.condition}**\n`;
+  }
+  
+  // Seller (Mercari)
+  if (item.seller) {
+    desc += `👤 Seller: ${item.seller}\n`;
+  }
+  
+  // Manufacturer
+  if (item.manufacturer) {
+    desc += `🏭 ${item.manufacturer}\n`;
+  }
+  
+  desc += `${item.in_stock !== false ? '✅ Available' : '❌ Sold Out'}`;
+  
+  embed.setDescription(desc);
+  embed.setFooter({ text: `${site.emoji} ${site.name} • Click title to buy!` });
+  
+  return embed;
+}
+
+async function handleWatch(message, user, query, maxPrice) {
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🤔 That doesn't look right. Try: `watch rem under 10000`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const cleanPrice = sanitizePrice(maxPrice) || 999999;
+  
+  // Check limit
+  const currentWatches = db.getUserWatchlist(user.id);
+  if (currentWatches.length >= CONFIG.MAX_WATCHES_PER_USER) {
+    await message.reply(`😅 You have ${CONFIG.MAX_WATCHES_PER_USER} watches! Remove some with \`stop watching <figure>\` first.`);
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const result = db.addToWatchlist(user.id, cleanQuery, cleanPrice);
+  const template = result.new ? pick(TEMPLATES.watch.added) : pick(TEMPLATES.watch.already_watching);
+  await message.reply(fill(template, { query: cleanQuery, price: cleanPrice.toLocaleString() }));
+}
+
+async function handleWatchlist(message, user) {
+  const watches = db.getUserWatchlist(user.id);
+  
+  if (watches.length === 0) {
+    await message.reply(pick(TEMPLATES.watch.list_empty));
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  let response = pick(TEMPLATES.watch.list_header) + '\n\n';
+  watches.forEach((w, i) => {
+    const price = w.max_price < 999999 ? `under ¥${w.max_price.toLocaleString()}` : 'any price';
+    response += `${i + 1}. **${sanitizeForDisplay(w.query)}** — ${price}\n`;
+  });
+  response += `\n*Say \`stop watching <name>\` to remove~*`;
+  
+  await message.reply(response);
+}
+
+async function handleUnwatch(message, user, query) {
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🤔 What should I stop watching? Say `watchlist` to see your hunts!");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  const removed = db.removeFromWatchlist(user.id, cleanQuery);
+  if (removed) {
+    await message.reply(fill(pick(TEMPLATES.watch.removed), { query: cleanQuery }));
+  } else {
+    await message.reply(`🤔 Couldn't find "${sanitizeForDisplay(cleanQuery)}" in your watchlist.`);
+  }
+}
+
+async function handleStats(message, user) {
+  const stats = db.getUserStats(user.discord_id);
+  const globalStats = db.getStats();
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle('📊 Your Hunting Stats')
+    .setDescription(`
+🔍 **Searches:** ${stats.total_searches}
+🔥 **Deals Found:** ${stats.deals_found}
+👀 **Active Watches:** ${stats.active_watches}
+📅 **Joined:** ${new Date(stats.created_at).toLocaleDateString()}
+    `)
+    .setFooter({ text: `🌍 Global: ${globalStats.totalUsers} hunters • ${globalStats.totalSearches} searches` });
+  
+  await message.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🎰 GACHA MODE - Let fate decide!
+// =====================================
+async function handleGacha(message, user, query) {
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🎰 Gacha what? Try: `gacha rem` or `gacha miku figures`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Rate limit
+  if (!checkRateLimit(user.discord_id)) {
+    await message.reply("⏳ Even gacha has rate limits! Try again in a minute~");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Show rolling message
+  const rollingMsg = await message.reply(pick(GACHA_TEMPLATES.rolling));
+  
+  // Search for figures
+  const result = await searchAmiAmi(cleanQuery);
+  db.incrementSearchCount(user.id);
+  
+  if (!result.success || !result.items || result.items.length === 0) {
+    await rollingMsg.edit("🎰 The gacha machine is empty... No figures found! Try a different search.");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Store for later gacha
+  lastSearchResults.set(user.discord_id, { query: cleanQuery, items: result.items, timestamp: Date.now() });
+  
+  // Pick random figure
+  const chosen = result.items[Math.floor(Math.random() * result.items.length)];
+  const price = parseInt(chosen.price) || 0;
+  
+  // Use calculated rarity from the item (now includes scale, manufacturer, etc.)
+  const rarity = chosen.rarity?.tier || 'r';
+  const rarityLabel = chosen.rarity?.label || '📦 R - COMMON';
+  const rarityScore = chosen.rarity?.score || 0;
+  const rarityDetails = chosen.rarityDetails || [];
+  
+  // Build response
+  await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 1500)); // Dramatic pause
+  
+  // Rarity-based colors
+  const rarityColors = {
+    ssr: 0xFFD700,  // Gold
+    sr: 0xA855F7,   // Purple
+    r: 0x3B82F6,    // Blue
+    salt: 0x6B7280, // Gray
+  };
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(rarityColors[rarity] || 0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle(`🎰 ${pick(GACHA_TEMPLATES.rarity[rarity])}`)
+    .setDescription(`${pick(GACHA_TEMPLATES.reveal)}\n\n**${(chosen.name || 'Mystery Figure').slice(0, 200)}**`)
+    .addFields(
+      { name: '💴 Price', value: `¥${price.toLocaleString()}`, inline: true },
+      { name: '✨ Condition', value: `Item: ${chosen.item_grade || '?'} | Box: ${chosen.box_grade || '?'}`, inline: true },
+      { name: '📦 Stock', value: chosen.in_stock !== false ? '✅ Available!' : '❌ Sold Out', inline: true }
+    )
+    .setURL(chosen.url || 'https://www.amiami.com');
+  
+  // Add rarity details if any
+  if (rarityDetails.length > 0) {
+    embed.addFields({ name: '🏷️ Tags', value: rarityDetails.slice(0, 4).join(' • '), inline: false });
+  }
+  
+  embed.setFooter({ text: `${rarityLabel} (Score: ${rarityScore}) • 🎲 Rolled from ${result.items.length} figures` });
+  
+  if (chosen.image) {
+    embed.setThumbnail(chosen.image);
+  }
+  
+  await rollingMsg.edit({ content: null, embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+async function handleGachaLast(message, user) {
+  const lastSearch = lastSearchResults.get(user.discord_id);
+  
+  if (!lastSearch || Date.now() - lastSearch.timestamp > 10 * 60 * 1000) {
+    await message.reply("🎰 No recent search to gacha from! Try: `gacha rem` or search something first.");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  if (!lastSearch.items || lastSearch.items.length === 0) {
+    await message.reply("🎰 No figures in the last search! Try: `gacha rem`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Reuse the stored results
+  const chosen = lastSearch.items[Math.floor(Math.random() * lastSearch.items.length)];
+  const price = parseInt(chosen.price) || 0;
+  
+  // Use calculated rarity
+  const rarity = chosen.rarity?.tier || 'r';
+  const rarityLabel = chosen.rarity?.label || '📦 R - COMMON';
+  const rarityScore = chosen.rarity?.score || 0;
+  const rarityDetails = chosen.rarityDetails || [];
+  
+  // Rarity-based colors
+  const rarityColors = {
+    ssr: 0xFFD700,  // Gold
+    sr: 0xA855F7,   // Purple
+    r: 0x3B82F6,    // Blue
+    salt: 0x6B7280, // Gray
+  };
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(rarityColors[rarity] || 0x6C5CE7)
+    .setTitle(`🎰 ${pick(GACHA_TEMPLATES.rarity[rarity])}`)
+    .setDescription(`**${(chosen.name || 'Mystery Figure').slice(0, 200)}**\n\n💴 ¥${price.toLocaleString()}`)
+    .setURL(chosen.url || 'https://www.amiami.com');
+  
+  if (rarityDetails.length > 0) {
+    embed.addFields({ name: '🏷️ Tags', value: rarityDetails.slice(0, 3).join(' • '), inline: false });
+  }
+  
+  embed.setFooter({ text: `${rarityLabel} (Score: ${rarityScore}) • 🎲 Rerolled from "${lastSearch.query}"` });
+  
+  if (chosen.image) {
+    embed.setThumbnail(chosen.image);
+  }
+  
+  await message.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🔥 ROAST MODE - Savage feedback
+// =====================================
+async function handleRoast(message, user) {
+  const lastSearch = lastSearchResults.get(user.discord_id);
+  
+  if (!lastSearch || Date.now() - lastSearch.timestamp > 10 * 60 * 1000) {
+    await message.reply("🔥 Roast what? Search for something first, then say `roast`!");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  await handleRoastQuery(message, user, lastSearch.query, lastSearch.items);
+}
+
+async function handleRoastQuery(message, user, query, existingItems = null) {
+  const cleanQuery = sanitizeQuery(query);
+  if (!cleanQuery) {
+    await message.reply("🔥 Can't roast nothing! Try: `roast rem` or search first then say `roast`");
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  // Use existing items if provided (from previous search), otherwise roast without price data
+  // NO API CALL - roasts are template-based!
+  const items = existingItems || [];
+  
+  // Build the roast
+  let roast = '';
+  
+  // Character-specific roast
+  const lowerQuery = cleanQuery.toLowerCase();
+  for (const [char, roasts] of Object.entries(ROAST_TEMPLATES.character_specific)) {
+    if (lowerQuery.includes(char)) {
+      roast += pick(roasts) + '\n\n';
+      break;
+    }
+  }
+  
+  // General roast
+  roast += fill(pick(ROAST_TEMPLATES.general), { query: cleanQuery });
+  
+  // Add price roast ONLY if we have items from a previous search
+  if (items && items.length > 0) {
+    const avgPrice = items.reduce((sum, i) => sum + (parseInt(i.price) || 0), 0) / items.length;
+    
+    if (avgPrice > 15000) {
+      const meals = Math.floor(avgPrice / 500);
+      roast += '\n\n' + fill(pick(ROAST_TEMPLATES.expensive), { price: Math.round(avgPrice).toLocaleString(), meals });
+    } else if (avgPrice < 2000) {
+      roast += '\n\n' + fill(pick(ROAST_TEMPLATES.cheap), { price: Math.round(avgPrice).toLocaleString() });
+    }
+    
+    // Sold out roast
+    const soldOut = items.filter(i => i.in_stock === false).length;
+    if (soldOut > items.length / 2) {
+      roast += '\n\n' + pick(ROAST_TEMPLATES.soldout);
+    }
+  }
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(0xFF4444)
+    .setTitle(`🔥 ROAST TIME 🔥`)
+    .setDescription(roast)
+    .setFooter({ text: "Don't shoot the messenger~ 💅" });
+  
+  await message.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 😭 COPIUM MODE - Maximum cope
+// =====================================
+async function handleCopium(message, user) {
+  const lastSearch = lastSearchResults.get(user.discord_id);
+  
+  let copiumType = 'no_results';
+  let context = '';
+  
+  if (lastSearch && Date.now() - lastSearch.timestamp < 10 * 60 * 1000) {
+    const items = lastSearch.items || [];
+    const soldOut = items.filter(i => i.in_stock === false).length;
+    const avgPrice = items.length > 0 
+      ? items.reduce((sum, i) => sum + (parseInt(i.price) || 0), 0) / items.length 
+      : 0;
+    
+    if (items.length === 0) {
+      copiumType = 'no_results';
+    } else if (soldOut > items.length / 2) {
+      copiumType = 'sold_out';
+      context = `\n\n*${soldOut}/${items.length} items sold out*`;
+    } else if (avgPrice > 15000) {
+      copiumType = 'expensive';
+      context = `\n\n*Average price: ¥${Math.round(avgPrice).toLocaleString()}*`;
+    } else {
+      // Check for damaged boxes (deals)
+      const hasDamagedBox = items.some(i => 
+        (i.box_grade === 'B' || i.box_grade === 'C' || i.box_grade === 'B-') &&
+        (i.item_grade === 'A' || i.item_grade === 'A-')
+      );
+      if (hasDamagedBox) {
+        copiumType = 'damaged_box';
+      }
+    }
+  }
+  
+  const copiumMessages = COPIUM_TEMPLATES[copiumType] || COPIUM_TEMPLATES.no_results;
+  
+  // Pick 2-3 random copium messages
+  const shuffled = [...copiumMessages].sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5);
+  const selectedCopium = shuffled.slice(0, Math.min(3, shuffled.length));
+  
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setColor(0x9B59B6)
+    .setTitle(`💨 COPIUM DISPENSARY 💨`)
+    .setDescription(selectedCopium.join('\n\n') + context)
+    .setFooter({ text: "Remember: Figures can't leave you... unlike your wallet 💸" });
+  
+  await message.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🔔 BACKGROUND WATCH CHECKER
+// =====================================
+let watchCheckerRunning = false;
+
+async function runWatchChecker(client) {
+  // Prevent overlapping runs
+  if (watchCheckerRunning) {
+    console.log('🔔 Watch checker already running, skipping...');
+    return;
+  }
+  
+  watchCheckerRunning = true;
+  console.log('🔔 Running watch checker...');
+  
+  try {
+    const watches = db.getAllActiveWatches();
+    console.log(`   Checking ${watches.length} active watches`);
+    
+    // Limit batch size to prevent long-running loops
+    const MAX_BATCH = 50;
+    const batch = watches.slice(0, MAX_BATCH);
+    
+    if (watches.length > MAX_BATCH) {
+      console.log(`   ⚠️ Limited to ${MAX_BATCH} watches this cycle`);
+    }
+    
+    for (const watch of batch) {
+      try {
+        await new Promise(r => setTimeout(r, 2000)); // 2s between checks
+        
+        const result = await searchAmiAmi(watch.query, watch.max_price);
+        db.updateWatchChecked(watch.id);
+        
+        if (!result.success || !result.items?.length) continue;
+        
+        const user = db.getOrCreateUser(watch.discord_id);
+        const deals = result.items.filter(isDeal);
+        
+        for (const deal of deals) {
+          if (!deal.url || db.hasBeenNotified(user.id, deal.url)) continue;
+          
+          try {
+            const discordUser = await client.users.fetch(watch.discord_id);
+            const embed = createFigureEmbed(deal);
+            embed.setTitle(`🚨 DEAL: ${(deal.name || watch.query).slice(0, 200)}`);
+            
+            await discordUser.send({
+              content: `🔔 **Found a deal for "${sanitizeForDisplay(watch.query)}"!**`,
+              embeds: [embed]
+            });
+            
+            db.markNotified(user.id, deal.url);
+            db.incrementWatchNotified(watch.id);
+            console.log(`   ✅ Notified ${watch.discord_id}`);
+          } catch (e) {
+            console.log(`   ❌ Couldn't DM ${watch.discord_id}: ${e.message}`);
+          }
+        }
+      } catch (e) {
+        console.error(`   Error on watch ${watch.id}:`, e.message);
+      }
+    }
+    
+    console.log('🔔 Watch check complete');
+  } finally {
+    watchCheckerRunning = false;
+  }
+}
+
+// =====================================
+// 🚀 START BOT
+// =====================================
+const client = new Client({
+  intents: [
+    GatewayIntentBits.Guilds,
+    GatewayIntentBits.GuildMessages,
+    GatewayIntentBits.MessageContent,
+    GatewayIntentBits.DirectMessages,
+  ],
+  partials: [Partials.Channel, Partials.Message],
+});
+
+client.once('ready', () => {
+  console.log('');
+  console.log('🎎 ═══════════════════════════════════════');
+  console.log('🎎  WAIFU DEAL SNIPER is ONLINE!');
+  console.log(`🎎  Logged in as ${client.user.tag}`);
+  console.log(`🎎  Serving ${client.guilds.cache.size} servers`);
+  console.log('🎎 ═══════════════════════════════════════');
+  console.log('');
+  
+  client.user.setActivity('DM me to hunt figures! 🎎', { type: ActivityType.Custom });
+  
+  // Start watch checker
+  setInterval(() => runWatchChecker(client), CONFIG.WATCH_INTERVAL);
+  setTimeout(() => runWatchChecker(client), 30000);
+});
+
+client.on('messageCreate', async (message) => {
+  try {
+    if (message.author.bot) return;
+    
+    const isDM = !message.guild;
+    const isMentioned = message.mentions.has(client.user);
+    
+    // Debug logging
+    console.log(`📨 Message from ${message.author.username}: "${message.content.slice(0, 50)}" (DM: ${isDM})`);
+    
+    if (isDM || isMentioned) {
+      // Remove bot mention from content if present
+      const cleanContent = message.content.replace(/<@!?\d+>/g, '').trim();
+      console.log(`   → Clean content: "${cleanContent}"`);
+      if (cleanContent || isDM) {
+        await handleMessage(message, cleanContent || message.content);
+        console.log(`   → handleMessage completed`);
+      }
+    }
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error('Message handler error:', error);
+    console.error('Stack:', error.stack);
+    try {
+      await message.reply("😵 Something went wrong! Try again?").catch(() => {});
+    } catch (e) {
+      // Can't reply, just log
+    }
+  }
+});
+
+client.on('error', console.error);
+process.on('unhandledRejection', console.error);
+
+// Graceful shutdown
+process.on('SIGTERM', () => {
+  console.log('👋 Shutting down gracefully...');
+  client.destroy();
+  process.exit(0);
+});
+
+if (!CONFIG.DISCORD_TOKEN) {
+  console.error('❌ DISCORD_TOKEN not set!');
+  process.exit(1);
+}
+
+if (!CONFIG.MINO_API_KEY) {
+  console.error('❌ MINO_API_KEY not set!');
+  process.exit(1);
+}
+
+// Initialize database then start bot
+db.initDb().then(() => {
+  console.log('💾 Database initialized');
+  client.login(CONFIG.DISCORD_TOKEN);
+}).catch(err => {
+  console.error('❌ Database init failed:', err);
+  process.exit(1);
+});
diff --git a/waifu-deal-sniper/database.js b/waifu-deal-sniper/database.js
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/waifu-deal-sniper/database.js
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+// =====================================
+// 💾 DATABASE - sql.js User Management
+// Pure JavaScript SQLite (no native compilation!)
+// =====================================
+
+const initSqlJs = require('sql.js');
+const fs = require('fs');
+const path = require('path');
+
+const DB_PATH = process.env.DATABASE_PATH || './data/waifu.db';
+
+// Ensure data directory exists
+const dataDir = path.dirname(DB_PATH);
+if (!fs.existsSync(dataDir)) {
+  fs.mkdirSync(dataDir, { recursive: true });
+}
+
+let db = null;
+let SQL = null;
+let initialized = false;
+
+// Initialize database
+async function initDb() {
+  if (initialized && db) return db;
+  
+  SQL = await initSqlJs();
+  
+  // Load existing database or create new
+  try {
+    if (fs.existsSync(DB_PATH)) {
+      const buffer = fs.readFileSync(DB_PATH);
+      db = new SQL.Database(buffer);
+    } else {
+      db = new SQL.Database();
+    }
+  } catch (e) {
+    db = new SQL.Database();
+  }
+  
+  // Initialize tables
+  db.run(`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS users (
+      id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
+      discord_id TEXT UNIQUE NOT NULL,
+      username TEXT,
+      created_at DATETIME DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+      last_active DATETIME DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+      total_searches INTEGER DEFAULT 0,
+      deals_found INTEGER DEFAULT 0
+    )
+  `);
+  
+  db.run(`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS watchlist (
+      id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
+      user_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
+      query TEXT NOT NULL,
+      max_price INTEGER DEFAULT 999999,
+      created_at DATETIME DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+      last_checked DATETIME,
+      times_notified INTEGER DEFAULT 0,
+      active INTEGER DEFAULT 1,
+      FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES users(id),
+      UNIQUE(user_id, query)
+    )
+  `);
+  
+  db.run(`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS search_history (
+      id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
+      user_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
+      query TEXT NOT NULL,
+      results_count INTEGER DEFAULT 0,
+      searched_at DATETIME DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+      FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES users(id)
+    )
+  `);
+  
+  db.run(`
+    CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS notified_deals (
+      id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
+      user_id INTEGER NOT NULL,
+      product_url TEXT NOT NULL,
+      notified_at DATETIME DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
+      FOREIGN KEY (user_id) REFERENCES users(id),
+      UNIQUE(user_id, product_url)
+    )
+  `);
+  
+  // Create indexes
+  try {
+    db.run(`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS idx_users_discord ON users(discord_id)`);
+    db.run(`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS idx_watchlist_user ON watchlist(user_id)`);
+    db.run(`CREATE INDEX IF NOT EXISTS idx_watchlist_active ON watchlist(active)`);
+  } catch (e) {
+    // Indexes might already exist
+  }
+  
+  initialized = true;
+  saveDb();
+  return db;
+}
+
+// Save database to file
+function saveDb() {
+  if (!db) return;
+  try {
+    const data = db.export();
+    const buffer = Buffer.from(data);
+    fs.writeFileSync(DB_PATH, buffer);
+  } catch (e) {
+    console.error('Error saving database:', e);
+  }
+}
+
+// Auto-save every 30 seconds
+setInterval(saveDb, 30000);
+
+// Helper to run queries
+function run(sql, params = []) {
+  if (!db) throw new Error('Database not initialized');
+  db.run(sql, params);
+  saveDb();
+}
+
+function get(sql, params = []) {
+  if (!db) throw new Error('Database not initialized');
+  const stmt = db.prepare(sql);
+  stmt.bind(params);
+  if (stmt.step()) {
+    const row = stmt.getAsObject();
+    stmt.free();
+    return row;
+  }
+  stmt.free();
+  return null;
+}
+
+function all(sql, params = []) {
+  if (!db) throw new Error('Database not initialized');
+  const stmt = db.prepare(sql);
+  stmt.bind(params);
+  const rows = [];
+  while (stmt.step()) {
+    rows.push(stmt.getAsObject());
+  }
+  stmt.free();
+  return rows;
+}
+
+// ===== USER FUNCTIONS =====
+
+function getOrCreateUser(discordId, username = null) {
+  let user = get('SELECT * FROM users WHERE discord_id = ?', [discordId]);
+  
+  if (!user) {
+    run('INSERT INTO users (discord_id, username) VALUES (?, ?)', [discordId, username]);
+    user = get('SELECT * FROM users WHERE discord_id = ?', [discordId]);
+  } else if (username && user.username !== username) {
+    run('UPDATE users SET username = ? WHERE id = ?', [username, user.id]);
+  }
+  
+  return user;
+}
+
+function updateUserActivity(discordId) {
+  run('UPDATE users SET last_active = CURRENT_TIMESTAMP WHERE discord_id = ?', [discordId]);
+}
+
+function incrementSearchCount(userId) {
+  run('UPDATE users SET total_searches = total_searches + 1 WHERE id = ?', [userId]);
+}
+
+function incrementDealsFound(userId, count = 1) {
+  run('UPDATE users SET deals_found = deals_found + ? WHERE id = ?', [count, userId]);
+}
+
+function isNewUser(discordId) {
+  const user = get('SELECT total_searches FROM users WHERE discord_id = ?', [discordId]);
+  return !user || user.total_searches === 0;
+}
+
+// ===== WATCHLIST FUNCTIONS =====
+
+function addToWatchlist(userId, query, maxPrice = 999999) {
+  const existing = get(
+    'SELECT id FROM watchlist WHERE user_id = ? AND query = ?',
+    [userId, query.toLowerCase()]
+  );
+  
+  if (existing) {
+    run(
+      'UPDATE watchlist SET max_price = ?, active = 1 WHERE id = ?',
+      [maxPrice, existing.id]
+    );
+    return { success: true, new: false };
+  }
+  
+  run(
+    'INSERT INTO watchlist (user_id, query, max_price) VALUES (?, ?, ?)',
+    [userId, query.toLowerCase(), maxPrice]
+  );
+  return { success: true, new: true };
+}
+
+function removeFromWatchlist(userId, query) {
+  const before = get('SELECT COUNT(*) as count FROM watchlist WHERE user_id = ? AND active = 1', [userId]);
+  run(
+    'UPDATE watchlist SET active = 0 WHERE user_id = ? AND query LIKE ?',
+    [userId, `%${query.toLowerCase()}%`]
+  );
+  const after = get('SELECT COUNT(*) as count FROM watchlist WHERE user_id = ? AND active = 1', [userId]);
+  return before.count > after.count;
+}
+
+function getUserWatchlist(userId) {
+  return all(
+    'SELECT * FROM watchlist WHERE user_id = ? AND active = 1 ORDER BY created_at DESC',
+    [userId]
+  );
+}
+
+function getAllActiveWatches() {
+  return all(`
+    SELECT w.*, u.discord_id 
+    FROM watchlist w 
+    JOIN users u ON w.user_id = u.id 
+    WHERE w.active = 1
+  `);
+}
+
+function updateWatchChecked(watchId) {
+  run('UPDATE watchlist SET last_checked = CURRENT_TIMESTAMP WHERE id = ?', [watchId]);
+}
+
+function incrementWatchNotified(watchId) {
+  run('UPDATE watchlist SET times_notified = times_notified + 1 WHERE id = ?', [watchId]);
+}
+
+// ===== NOTIFICATION DEDUP =====
+
+function hasBeenNotified(userId, productUrl) {
+  const result = get(
+    'SELECT 1 FROM notified_deals WHERE user_id = ? AND product_url = ?',
+    [userId, productUrl]
+  );
+  return !!result;
+}
+
+function markNotified(userId, productUrl) {
+  try {
+    run(
+      'INSERT OR IGNORE INTO notified_deals (user_id, product_url) VALUES (?, ?)',
+      [userId, productUrl]
+    );
+  } catch (e) {
+    // Ignore duplicates
+  }
+}
+
+// ===== SEARCH HISTORY =====
+
+function logSearch(userId, query, resultsCount) {
+  run(
+    'INSERT INTO search_history (user_id, query, results_count) VALUES (?, ?, ?)',
+    [userId, query, resultsCount]
+  );
+}
+
+// ===== STATS =====
+
+function getStats() {
+  const users = get('SELECT COUNT(*) as count FROM users');
+  const searches = get('SELECT SUM(total_searches) as count FROM users');
+  const watches = get('SELECT COUNT(*) as count FROM watchlist WHERE active = 1');
+  
+  return {
+    totalUsers: users?.count || 0,
+    totalSearches: searches?.count || 0,
+    activeWatches: watches?.count || 0,
+  };
+}
+
+function getUserStats(discordId) {
+  const user = get('SELECT * FROM users WHERE discord_id = ?', [discordId]);
+  if (!user) return null;
+  
+  const watches = get(
+    'SELECT COUNT(*) as count FROM watchlist WHERE user_id = ? AND active = 1',
+    [user.id]
+  );
+  
+  return {
+    ...user,
+    active_watches: watches?.count || 0,
+  };
+}
+
+module.exports = {
+  initDb,
+  getOrCreateUser,
+  updateUserActivity,
+  incrementSearchCount,
+  incrementDealsFound,
+  isNewUser,
+  addToWatchlist,
+  removeFromWatchlist,
+  getUserWatchlist,
+  getAllActiveWatches,
+  updateWatchChecked,
+  incrementWatchNotified,
+  hasBeenNotified,
+  markNotified,
+  logSearch,
+  getStats,
+  getUserStats,
+  get db() { return db; },
+};
diff --git a/waifu-deal-sniper/package.json b/waifu-deal-sniper/package.json
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/waifu-deal-sniper/package.json
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+{
+  "name": "waifu-deal-sniper",
+  "version": "2.0.0",
+  "description": "Discord bot that finds discounted pre-owned anime figures using TinyFish Mino API",
+  "main": "bot.js",
+  "scripts": {
+    "start": "node bot.js",
+    "dev": "node --watch bot.js"
+  },
+  "keywords": [
+    "discord-bot",
+    "anime",
+    "figures",
+    "web-scraping",
+    "tinyfish",
+    "mino-api"
+  ],
+  "author": "Shubham Khandelwal",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "discord.js": "^14.14.1",
+    "sql.js": "^1.10.3"
+  },
+  "engines": {
+    "node": ">=18.0.0"
+  }
+}
diff --git a/waifu-deal-sniper/templates.js b/waifu-deal-sniper/templates.js
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/waifu-deal-sniper/templates.js
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+// =====================================
+// 🎭 PERSONALITY TEMPLATES
+// 200+ responses for maximum vibes
+// =====================================
+
+const TEMPLATES = {
+  
+  // ===== FIRST TIME USER =====
+  welcome: [
+    "Hey {user}! 👋 I'm **Waifu Deal Sniper** — your personal figure hunting assistant!\n\n" +
+    "🎎 I search AmiAmi's pre-owned section in real-time\n" +
+    "💰 I find \"mint figure, damaged box\" deals (40-50% off!)\n" +
+    "🔔 I can alert you when your grails appear\n\n" +
+    "Just tell me what you're looking for! Like:\n" +
+    "• `looking for chainsaw man figures`\n" +
+    "• `any rem bunny under 15000?`\n" +
+    "• `find me sonico`\n\n" +
+    "What are we hunting today? 🎯",
+  ],
+
+  // ===== GREETINGS =====
+  greetings: {
+    normal: [
+      "Hey {user}! Ready to hunt some figures? 🎯",
+      "Yo {user}! What are we hunting today?",
+      "Hey hey! What figure can I find for you?",
+      "{user}! Let's find you some deals! 💰",
+      "Sup {user}! Looking to expand the collection?",
+      "Heya! Your figure hunter is ready~ What do you need?",
+      "Hey {user}! What waifu/husbando are we hunting? 👀",
+    ],
+    returning: [
+      "Welcome back {user}! Miss me? 😏",
+      "{user}! Back for more, huh? I like your dedication~",
+      "Oh look who's back! Ready to hurt your wallet again? 💸",
+      "{user} returns! The hunt continues~",
+      "Ayyy {user}! Ready to find some deals?",
+      "The hunter returns! What are we sniping today?",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== SEARCHING =====
+  searching: {
+    normal: [
+      "🔍 Hunting for **{query}**... Give me a sec!",
+      "🎯 Locking onto **{query}**... Stand by!",
+      "👀 Scanning AmiAmi for **{query}**...",
+      "🔎 Let me check what's available for **{query}**...",
+      "⏳ Searching the depths of AmiAmi for **{query}**...",
+      "🎯 On the hunt for **{query}**...",
+      "🔍 Scouting **{query}** deals...",
+      "👁️ Eyes on **{query}**... searching...",
+    ],
+    spicy: [
+      "👀 Oh? **{query}**? A person of culture I see... Searching~",
+      "😏 **{query}** huh? Naughty naughty~ Let me look...",
+      "🔥 Down bad for **{query}**? Say no more fam, searching...",
+      "👀 **{query}**... Your FBI agent is taking notes. Searching anyway~",
+      "😳 **{query}**?! Okay okay, no judgment here... *searches*",
+      "🍷 Ah, **{query}**... A fellow researcher. Let me assist~",
+      "👀💦 **{query}**... For \"display purposes\" right? RIGHT? Searching...",
+      "😏 Looking for **{query}**... I respect the honesty. Searching~",
+      "🔥 **{query}**? The horny jail can wait. Searching...",
+      "👀 Ah yes, **{query}**... *tips fedora* Searching, m'collector...",
+      "😏 **{query}**... I see you're a scholar of the arts~",
+      "🌶️ **{query}**? Spicy choice. Let me look...",
+    ],
+    husbando: [
+      "😍 **{query}**? Valid. Respectfully simping. Searching...",
+      "👀 **{query}**? Excellent taste in husbandos! Looking...",
+      "🔥 **{query}** huh? I don't blame you. Searching~",
+      "💕 Ah, **{query}**... A cultured choice. Let me find him~",
+      "✨ **{query}**? *chef's kiss* Looking now~",
+      "😳 **{query}**... understandable. Searching!",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== FOUND RESULTS =====
+  found: {
+    normal: [
+      "🎉 Found **{count}** results for **{query}**!",
+      "✨ Got **{count}** hits for **{query}**!",
+      "🎯 Locked on! **{count}** figures found:",
+      "📦 **{count}** **{query}** figures spotted:",
+      "💫 Boom! **{count}** results:",
+      "🔥 Got **{count}** for you:",
+    ],
+    spicy: [
+      "😏 Found **{count}** \"research materials\" for **{query}**:",
+      "👀 **{count}** cultured items found for **{query}**:",
+      "🔥 **{count}** spicy finds for **{query}**... bon appétit:",
+      "💦 Here's **{count}** **{query}** figures for your... collection:",
+      "📚 **{count}** \"art pieces\" found for **{query}**:",
+      "😏 **{count}** items for your \"research\" on **{query}**:",
+      "🍷 A refined selection of **{count}** **{query}** figures:",
+    ],
+    single: [
+      "🎯 Found one! Here's the **{query}**:",
+      "✨ Got a hit on **{query}**!",
+      "👀 Spotted a **{query}**:",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== DEAL ALERTS =====
+  deal_alert: [
+    "🚨 **DEAL ALERT!** Mint figure, damaged box = BIG SAVINGS",
+    "💰 **THE SWEET SPOT** — Perfect figure, sad box",
+    "🔥 **SNIPER SPECIAL** — Box took an L so you don't have to",
+    "👀 **CULTURED DEAL** — Who displays the box anyway?",
+    "🎯 **SMART MONEY** — Mint figure, discount price",
+    "💸 **STEAL ALERT** — Box got yeeted, figure pristine",
+    "🧠 **BIG BRAIN DEAL** — Same figure, fraction of the price",
+  ],
+
+  // ===== NO RESULTS =====
+  no_results: {
+    normal: [
+      "😢 No **{query}** found right now... Want me to alert you when one appears?",
+      "💨 **{query}** is sold out or not listed atm. I can watch for you!",
+      "🫥 Nothing for **{query}** at the moment. Shall I keep an eye out?",
+      "😤 The scalpers got to **{query}** first... Want alerts for restocks?",
+      "🔍 Couldn't find **{query}** right now. Say `watch {query}` and I'll ping you when it appears!",
+      "😅 **{query}** is playing hard to get... Want me to stalk it for you?",
+    ],
+    spicy: [
+      "😢 No **{query}** available... Your fellow degenerates bought them all",
+      "💨 **{query}** is gone... Too many people of culture out there",
+      "🫥 Someone beat you to the **{query}**... Down bad together 😔",
+      "😤 All the **{query}** got sniped... The FBI was faster",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== CONDITION COMMENTARY =====
+  condition: {
+    mint_box_damaged: [
+      "🎯 THE PLAY — Mint figure, crushed box. Who displays boxes anyway?",
+      "💰 Box got yeeted but figure is *chef's kiss*",
+      "🧠 Big brain deal — perfect figure, discount price",
+      "👀 Box took one for the team. Figure is immaculate.",
+      "🔥 Damaged box = your wallet's best friend",
+      "💸 Box said 📦💀 but figure said ✨😌✨",
+      "🎯 Box is mid, figure is mint. Easy choice.",
+      "💰 Box went through customs hell. Figure survived.",
+    ],
+    mint_mint: [
+      "✨ Pristine condition. Instagram-ready.",
+      "💎 Perfect condition but you're paying for it~",
+      "👑 Mint everything. Treat yourself, king/queen.",
+      "⭐ Flawless. Museum quality.",
+      "✨ Immaculate vibes. No notes.",
+    ],
+    good: [
+      "👍 Good condition! Solid pickup.",
+      "✨ Looking good! Minor wear at most.",
+      "👌 Nice condition for pre-owned!",
+    ],
+    used: [
+      "👀 Has some wear but still displayable",
+      "🤔 Pre-loved. Character building, as they say.",
+      "💭 Someone else's ex-waifu. Could be yours now.",
+      "📦 Lived a life. Still got it though.",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== FIGURE TYPE REACTIONS =====
+  figure_types: {
+    bunny: [
+      "🐰 Bunny suit? Excellent choice, fellow intellectual 😏",
+      "🐰 Ah yes, the bunny aesthetic... For \"artistic\" reasons",
+      "🐰 Bunny figures hit different... and hit the wallet too 💸",
+      "🐰 B-style energy. Your shelf is about to glow up~",
+      "🐰 Bunny ver? The pinnacle of culture.",
+    ],
+    bikini: [
+      "👙 Bikini figure? Research purposes, I assume? 📚",
+      "👙 Summer vibes~ Your display case is getting warmer",
+      "👙 Bikini ver... for your beach-themed shelf, obviously",
+      "👙 Swimsuit figure? Hydration is important. Stay cultured.",
+    ],
+    wedding: [
+      "💒 Wedding dress ver? DOWN ASTRONOMICAL 💀",
+      "💒 Marrying your waifu in figure form... valid honestly",
+      "💒 Wedding ver... This is commitment. I respect it.",
+      "💒 Bridal figure? Someone's ready to settle down~",
+      "💒 Wedding dress? This is a PROPOSAL 💍",
+    ],
+    maid: [
+      "🎀 Maid outfit? Cultured AND classy~",
+      "🎀 Ah, the maid aesthetic... A timeless choice",
+      "🎀 Maid ver? Someone knows what they want 😏",
+      "🎀 Maid figure? *tips hat* Excellent taste.",
+    ],
+    nurse: [
+      "💉 Nurse outfit? For... medical appreciation? 😏",
+      "💉 Nurse ver! Here to heal your collection~",
+      "💉 Medical professional? I'm suddenly feeling unwell...",
+    ],
+    racing: [
+      "🏎️ Racing ver? Speed AND style, I see you~",
+      "🏎️ Racing queen aesthetic? Cultured choice!",
+      "🏎️ Racing figure? Fast and fabulous~",
+    ],
+    school: [
+      "🎓 School uniform ver! Classic anime aesthetic~",
+      "🎓 Uniform figure? Clean and simple. Nice.",
+      "🎓 Seifuku vibes? A timeless classic.",
+    ],
+    china_dress: [
+      "🧧 China dress? Elegant AND spicy~",
+      "🧧 Qipao ver? Immaculate taste.",
+    ],
+    kimono: [
+      "🎎 Kimono figure? Traditional beauty~",
+      "🎎 Kimono ver? Elegant choice!",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== CHARACTER REACTIONS =====
+  characters: {
+    // Chainsaw Man
+    "power": [
+      "🩸 POWER! Best girl energy. Nobel Prize worthy taste.",
+      "🩸 Power figure?! You understand greatness.",
+      "🩸 Ah, Power... The blood fiend of our hearts~",
+      "🩸 POWER SUPREMACY! Let's find her!",
+    ],
+    "makima": [
+      "🐕 Makima? Down bad for the control devil I see...",
+      "🐕 Makima figure... She's already controlling your wallet",
+      "🐕 woof. (You know what you're getting into)",
+      "🐕 Makima? Understandable. *sits*",
+    ],
+    "reze": [
+      "💣 Reze! Explosive taste, literally~",
+      "💣 Bomb girl? Your heart AND wallet will explode",
+    ],
+    "denji": [
+      "🪚 Denji! Chainsawman himself!",
+      "🪚 Denji figure? Roof dog energy~",
+    ],
+    "aki": [
+      "🚬 Aki? Pain incoming. Good taste though.",
+      "🚬 Aki figure... *cries in manga reader*",
+    ],
+
+    // Sonico & friends
+    "sonico": [
+      "🎧 Super Sonico! The OG thicc queen since 2006~",
+      "🎧 Sonico? Headphones AND curves. A classic.",
+      "🎧 Ah, Sonico... A person of refined taste I see 😏",
+      "🎧 Sonico figure? There's literally 500. Let me narrow it down~",
+    ],
+
+    // My Dress-Up Darling
+    "marin": [
+      "📸 MARIN?! Elite taste detected! The cosplay girlfriend everyone wants~",
+      "📸 Marin Kitagawa! JuJu-sama approves 😏",
+      "📸 My Dress-Up Darling? More like My Wallet's Nightmare amirite",
+      "📸 Marin? Peak fiction. Peak waifu. Let's go!",
+    ],
+
+    // Re:Zero
+    "rem": [
+      "💙 Rem! The maid that launched a thousand collections~",
+      "💙 Rem > Ram (I will not be taking questions)",
+      "💙 Ah, Rem... Who's Emilia again? 😏",
+      "💙 Rem figure? Your taste is *chef's kiss*",
+    ],
+    "ram": [
+      "💗 Ram! A rare but valid choice~",
+      "💗 Ram enjoyer spotted! Underrated pick.",
+      "💗 Ram figure? Finally some Ram appreciation!",
+    ],
+    "emilia": [
+      "💜 Emilia-tan! The actual main girl~",
+      "💜 Emilia? Subaru would be proud.",
+    ],
+    "echidna": [
+      "🖤 Echidna? Tea-drinking witch supremacy~",
+      "🖤 Witch of Greed? Cultured choice.",
+    ],
+
+    // Vocaloid
+    "miku": [
+      "🎤 Hatsune Miku! The virtual diva herself~",
+      "🎤 Miku? There's like 9000 figures of her. Let me narrow it down...",
+      "🎤 Miku collector? Your wallet has my condolences 💐",
+      "🎤 Miku figure? Which era? Which outfit? Which dimension? 😂",
+    ],
+
+    // High School DxD
+    "rias": [
+      "😈 Rias Gremory? Going full cultured tonight I see 🍷",
+      "😈 High School DxD... A fellow researcher of the oppai arts",
+      "😈 Rias? Crimson-haired cultured choice~",
+    ],
+    "akeno": [
+      "⚡ Akeno? Ara ara~ Good taste.",
+      "⚡ Akeno figure? Thunder waifu appreciation!",
+    ],
+
+    // Fate
+    "saber": [
+      "⚔️ Saber! The OG Fate waifu~",
+      "⚔️ Artoria? A classic choice. Unlimited Budget Works incoming.",
+      "⚔️ Saber figure? Which version? There's only like... 500 😅",
+    ],
+    "rin": [
+      "💎 Rin Tohsaka! Tsundere supremacy~",
+      "💎 Rin? Twin-tails and thigh-highs. Classic.",
+    ],
+    "sakura": [
+      "🌸 Sakura Matou! The angst queen~",
+      "🌸 Sakura figure? Heaven's Feel taste.",
+    ],
+
+    // Darling in the Franxx
+    "zero two": [
+      "🦕 Zero Two! Dino girl supremacy~",
+      "🦕 Dahling~ Zero Two figure located!",
+      "🦕 002? A person of culture since 2018~",
+    ],
+
+    // Demon Slayer
+    "nezuko": [
+      "🎋 Nezuko! Must protecc energy~",
+      "🎋 Nezuko-chan! Wholesome choice!",
+    ],
+    "shinobu": [
+      "🦋 Shinobu! Ara ara with a blade~",
+      "🦋 Shinobu figure? Butterfly beauty!",
+    ],
+    "mitsuri": [
+      "💕 Mitsuri! Love hashira energy~",
+      "💕 Mitsuri? Pink AND powerful!",
+    ],
+
+    // Spy x Family
+    "yor": [
+      "🗡️ Yor! Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?",
+      "🗡️ Yor Forger? Assassin waifu supremacy!",
+      "🗡️ Yor? She can step on me— I mean, nice choice!",
+    ],
+    "anya": [
+      "🥜 Anya! Waku waku! 🥜",
+      "🥜 Anya figure? Heh~ *smug face*",
+    ],
+
+    // Overlord
+    "albedo": [
+      "🖤 Albedo! Bone daddy's #1 simp~",
+      "🖤 Overlord's Albedo? Cultured Nazarick enjoyer detected",
+    ],
+    "shalltear": [
+      "🩸 Shalltear! Vampire chair loli~",
+      "🩸 Shalltear? True vampire enthusiast!",
+    ],
+
+    // Konosuba
+    "megumin": [
+      "💥 EXPLOSION! Megumin best girl!",
+      "💥 Megumin? Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la~",
+    ],
+    "darkness": [
+      "⚔️ Darkness? She'd enjoy being hunted like this~",
+      "⚔️ Lalatina! *gets bonked*",
+    ],
+    "aqua": [
+      "💧 Aqua! Useless goddess but we love her~",
+      "💧 Aqua figure? Nature's beauty! (party tricks not included)",
+    ],
+
+    // Dragon Maid
+    "tohru": [
+      "🐉 Tohru! Dragon maid of culture~",
+      "🐉 Tohru figure? THICC dragon energy incoming",
+    ],
+    "kanna": [
+      "⚡ Kanna! Ravioli ravioli~",
+      "⚡ Kanna? Must protect the dragon loli!",
+    ],
+    "lucoa": [
+      "🌽 Lucoa?! 👀👀👀 Searching...",
+      "🌽 Quetzalcoatl? Top heavy dragon incoming~",
+    ],
+    "ilulu": [
+      "🔥 Ilulu! Smol but stacked dragon~",
+      "🔥 Ilulu figure? Chaos energy!",
+    ],
+
+    // Genshin
+    "raiden": [
+      "⚡ Raiden Shogun! Eternity waifu~",
+      "⚡ Ei? Booba sword supremacy!",
+    ],
+    "hu tao": [
+      "🔥 Hu Tao! Funeral parlor bestie~",
+      "🔥 Hu Tao? Who? Tao, yeah!",
+    ],
+    "ganyu": [
+      "🐐 Ganyu! Cocogoat located!",
+      "🐐 Ganyu figure? Cryo waifu secured!",
+    ],
+    "keqing": [
+      "⚡ Keqing! Hardworking cat girl~",
+      "⚡ Keqing? Electro queen!",
+    ],
+
+    // Husbandos - JJK
+    "gojo": [
+      "👁️ Gojo? Valid. Those eyes... I get it.",
+      "👁️ Satoru Gojo! The blindfold can stay on or off, your choice~",
+      "👁️ Gojo? He IS the honored one.",
+    ],
+    "sukuna": [
+      "👹 Sukuna?! Down bad for the King of Curses I see~",
+      "👹 Ryomen Sukuna! Malevolent but make it hot.",
+    ],
+    "toji": [
+      "💪 Toji? DILF of culture detected",
+      "💪 Toji Fushiguro! The sorcerer killer and heart stealer~",
+    ],
+    "nanami": [
+      "👔 Nanami! Working overtime in your heart~",
+      "👔 Kento Nanami? 9-5 husband material.",
+    ],
+    "geto": [
+      "🖤 Geto? The better villain?",
+      "🖤 Suguru Geto! *cries*",
+    ],
+    "megumi": [
+      "🐕 Megumi? Good boy energy!",
+      "🐕 Fushiguro! Ten shadows taste~",
+    ],
+
+    // Husbandos - AoT
+    "levi": [
+      "🧹 Levi Ackerman! Short king energy~",
+      "🧹 Levi? Clean taste. He'd approve.",
+      "🧹 Captain Levi? *salutes*",
+    ],
+    "eren": [
+      "🔥 Eren? *paths noises*",
+      "🔥 Eren Yeager! Freedom!",
+    ],
+
+    // Husbandos - Misc
+    "kakashi": [
+      "📖 Kakashi! Reading... literature. 👀",
+      "📖 Kakashi-sensei? Cultured choice.",
+    ],
+    "itachi": [
+      "🌀 Itachi... *cries in Sasuke*",
+      "🌀 Itachi Uchiha? Pain. Beautiful pain.",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== PRICE REACTIONS =====
+  prices: {
+    budget: [
+      "💰 That's a steal! Your wallet says thanks~",
+      "🤑 Budget-friendly AND cute? We love to see it",
+      "💵 Cheap AND good? This is the way.",
+      "💰 Your bank account approves this message.",
+    ],
+    mid: [
+      "💴 Fair price for the quality~",
+      "💵 Not bad, not bad. Solid deal.",
+      "💰 Reasonable! Your wallet will survive.",
+      "👍 Standard pricing. No complaints.",
+    ],
+    expensive: [
+      "💸 Pricey but she's worth it... right? RIGHT?",
+      "💰 Your wallet is crying but your shelf will be happy",
+      "💳 Credit card-kun is sweating rn",
+      "💸 Expensive? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.",
+    ],
+    whale: [
+      "🐋 WHALE ALERT. This is commitment.",
+      "💎 Grail-tier pricing. Only for the dedicated.",
+      "💸💸💸 Your bank account will remember this decision.",
+      "🏦 Time to sell a kidney? Worth it honestly.",
+      "💳 Credit card just fainted.",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== WATCH/SUBSCRIBE =====
+  watch: {
+    added: [
+      "✅ Got it! I'll DM you when **{query}** appears under ¥{price}!",
+      "🔔 Subscribed! You'll be first to know about **{query}** deals~",
+      "👀 I'm watching **{query}** for you now. I never sleep. Never blink.",
+      "🎯 Alert set! I'll ping you faster than scalpers can checkout~",
+      "🔔 **{query}** is on my radar! I'll DM you when it drops!",
+    ],
+    already_watching: [
+      "👀 You're already watching **{query}**! I gotchu~",
+      "🔔 **{query}** is already on your list! Patience, hunter~",
+    ],
+    removed: [
+      "❌ Removed **{query}** from your watchlist. Giving up? 😢",
+      "🔕 Unsubscribed from **{query}**. Your wallet thanks you... for now.",
+      "👋 **{query}** removed. The hunt ends... for now.",
+    ],
+    list_header: [
+      "📋 **Your Watchlist** — I'm hunting these for you:",
+      "👀 **Active Hunts** — Always watching~",
+      "🎯 **Your Targets** — I never sleep:",
+    ],
+    list_empty: [
+      "📋 Your watchlist is empty! Tell me what to hunt~",
+      "👀 Nothing on your radar yet. What should I watch for?",
+      "🎯 No active hunts. Give me a target!",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== HELP =====
+  help: [
+    "**🎎 WAIFU DEAL SNIPER — How to Use**\n\n" +
+    "Just chat with me naturally! I understand:\n\n" +
+    "🔍 **Searching**\n" +
+    "• `looking for rem figures`\n" +
+    "• `any sonico bikini under 10000?`\n" +
+    "• `find me chainsaw man power`\n\n" +
+    "🔔 **Watch Alerts** (I'll DM you!)\n" +
+    "• `watch marin under 15000`\n" +
+    "• `alert me for zero two`\n" +
+    "• `notify me when gojo appears`\n\n" +
+    "📋 **Manage Watchlist**\n" +
+    "• `my watchlist` — see your hunts\n" +
+    "• `stop watching rem` — remove alert\n\n" +
+    "💡 **Tips**\n" +
+    "• I find **\"mint figure, damaged box\"** deals — 40-50% off!\n" +
+    "• Be specific: `rem bunny` > just `rem`\n" +
+    "• I search AmiAmi's pre-owned section\n\n" +
+    "*Happy hunting!* 🎯",
+  ],
+
+  // ===== ERROR / MISC =====
+  errors: {
+    search_failed: [
+      "😵 Something went wrong! The site might be down or my brain broke. Try again?",
+      "💀 Error! The hunt failed... Let's try again?",
+      "🫠 Oops, something died. Not the waifus though, they're fine.",
+      "😅 Technical difficulties! Even the best hunters miss sometimes. Retry?",
+    ],
+    slow: [
+      "⏳ The site is being slow... Must be all the collectors shopping",
+      "⏳ Taking a moment... *taps table impatiently*",
+      "⏳ Loading... The waifu hunt requires patience~",
+    ],
+    invalid_price: [
+      "🤔 I couldn't understand that price. Try like: `watch rem under 10000`",
+      "❓ Price unclear! Use numbers like: `watch sonico 15000`",
+    ],
+  },
+
+  // ===== FUN FACTS / EASTER EGGS =====
+  fun_facts: [
+    "💡 Did you know? The average figure collector has 47 figures and 0 savings.",
+    "💡 Fun fact: 'I'll just buy one more' is the biggest lie in the hobby.",
+    "💡 Remember: You're not addicted, you're ✨passionate✨",
+    "💡 Hot take: Nendoroids are gateway drugs to 1/4 scale bunnies.",
+    "💡 Pro tip: Damaged box figures are the secret meta.",
+    "💡 Studies show: 100% of figure collectors have excellent taste.",
+  ],
+
+};
+
+// ===== KEYWORD LISTS =====
+const SPICY_KEYWORDS = [
+  'bikini', 'bunny', 'swimsuit', 'bath', 'lingerie', 'maid', 'nurse',
+  'wedding', 'bride', 'naked', 'cast off', 'b-style', 'freeing',
+  'oppai', 'ecchi', 'sexy', 'hot', 'thicc', '1/4', 'bare leg',
+  'succubus', 'demon girl', 'devil', 'china dress', 'leotard',
+];
+
+const HUSBANDO_KEYWORDS = [
+  'gojo', 'levi', 'eren', 'sukuna', 'toji', 'nanami', 'geto', 'megumi',
+  'deku', 'bakugo', 'todoroki', 'aizawa', 'hawks',
+  'kakashi', 'itachi', 'sasuke', 'naruto', 'minato',
+  'zoro', 'sanji', 'law', 'ace', 'shanks',
+  'diluc', 'zhongli', 'childe', 'ayato', 'alhaitham', 'xiao',
+  'cloud', 'sephiroth', 'noctis', 'leon',
+];
+
+const FIGURE_TYPE_KEYWORDS = {
+  bunny: ['bunny', 'b-style', 'freeing', 'rabbit'],
+  bikini: ['bikini', 'swimsuit', 'swim', 'beach', 'summer'],
+  wedding: ['wedding', 'bride', 'bridal'],
+  maid: ['maid', 'meido'],
+  nurse: ['nurse', 'medical'],
+  school: ['school', 'uniform', 'seifuku'],
+  racing: ['racing', 'race queen'],
+  china_dress: ['china dress', 'qipao', 'chinese dress'],
+  kimono: ['kimono', 'yukata', 'japanese dress'],
+};
+
+// ===== GACHA MODE =====
+const GACHA_TEMPLATES = {
+  rolling: [
+    "🎰 **GACHA TIME!** Spinning the wheel of fate...",
+    "🎲 **ROLLING THE DICE!** Your destiny awaits...",
+    "✨ **FATE DECIDES!** Let's see what the gacha gods give you...",
+    "🎰 **GACHA PULL!** Will it be SSR or salt?",
+    "🔮 **THE ORB HAS SPOKEN!** Revealing your destiny...",
+    "⚡ **SUMMONING RITUAL INITIATED!** The spirits are deciding...",
+    "🌀 **SPINNING THE WHEEL OF BANKRUPTCY!** Here we go...",
+    "🃏 **SHUFFLING THE DECK OF FATE!** What will you draw?",
+    "💫 **CONSULTING THE FIGURE GODS!** They're debating...",
+    "🎪 **WELCOME TO THE GACHA CIRCUS!** You're the clown and the audience!",
+    "🔥 **IGNITING THE GACHA FLAMES!** Burn, wallet, burn...",
+    "🌊 **DIVING INTO THE GACHA ABYSS!** No turning back now...",
+    "⭐ **WISHING UPON A PLASTIC STAR!** Will it come true?",
+    "🎭 **THE GACHA THEATER PRESENTS...** Your financial demise!",
+    "🚀 **LAUNCHING GACHA SEQUENCE!** 3... 2... 1... REGRET!",
+    "🎯 **AIMING FOR GREATNESS!** (probably hitting mid tho)",
+    "💎 **CRACKING OPEN A GACHA!** Please don't be trash...",
+    "🌈 **CHASING THE RAINBOW!** (it's probably just salt)",
+    "🎡 **ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!** Where your money stops, nobody knows!",
+    "⚔️ **DRAWING YOUR GACHA SWORD!** Is it Excalibur or a butter knife?",
+  ],
+  reveal: [
+    "🌟 **THE GACHA GODS HAVE CHOSEN!**\n\nYour destined figure is...",
+    "✨ **FATE HAS DECIDED!**\n\nYou are meant to own...",
+    "🎊 **CONGRATULATIONS!**\n\nThe universe says you need...",
+    "💫 **DESTINY REVEALS!**\n\nYour wallet's fate is sealed with...",
+    "🎰 **JACKPOT!** (or is it?)\n\nThe gacha has spoken...",
+    "🔮 **THE PROPHECY IS CLEAR!**\n\nYou shall acquire...",
+    "⚡ **LIGHTNING STRIKES!**\n\nThe gods bestow upon you...",
+    "🌙 **BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON!**\n\nYour figure emerges...",
+    "🎭 **THE CURTAIN RISES!**\n\nBehold your destiny...",
+    "👁️ **THE ALL-SEEING GACHA REVEALS!**\n\nYour fate is...",
+    "🌸 **PETALS FALL, REVEALING...**\n\nThe figure chosen for you...",
+    "💀 **FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR WALLET...**\n\nRises...",
+    "🎪 **AND THE WINNER IS...**\n\n(spoiler: it's always your wallet losing)",
+    "🔥 **EMERGING FROM THE FLAMES!**\n\nYour destined companion...",
+    "❄️ **FROZEN IN TIME, NOW THAWED...**\n\nYour gacha result...",
+  ],
+  rarity: {
+    ssr: [
+      "🌈 **SSR PULL!** THE GACHA GODS SMILE UPON YOU!",
+      "💎 **ULTRA RARE!** You lucky dog!",
+      "👑 **LEGENDARY!** Buy a lottery ticket!",
+      "🏆 **WHALE TERRITORY!** Your dedication is... concerning but impressive!",
+      "⭐ **FIVE STAR BABY!** Screenshot this for the flex!",
+      "🌟 **ASCENDED PULL!** The stars aligned for once!",
+      "💫 **COSMIC LUCK!** Did you sell your soul?",
+      "🔥 **BLAZING SSR!** Your luck stat is MAXED!",
+      "👼 **BLESSED BY THE FIGURE ANGELS!** Hallelujah!",
+      "🎆 **FIREWORKS GO OFF!** THIS IS THE ONE!",
+      "💰 **MONEY WELL SPENT!** (for once)",
+      "🦄 **UNICORN PULL!** Rarer than your social life!",
+    ],
+    sr: [
+      "⭐ **SR PULL!** Not bad, not bad~",
+      "✨ **RARE!** The gacha was kind today!",
+      "🌟 **NICE PULL!** Could be worse!",
+      "💫 **SOLID CHOICE!** The gacha didn't totally scam you!",
+      "🎯 **HIT THE TARGET!** Well, at least the outer rings...",
+      "📈 **ABOVE AVERAGE!** Like your taste in figures!",
+      "🥈 **SILVER TIER!** Not gold, but hey, shiny!",
+      "🌙 **MOONLIT PULL!** Decent vibes, decent figure!",
+      "✅ **ACCEPTABLE!** Your standards have been met... barely!",
+      "🎁 **UNWRAPPED SOMETHING DECENT!** No complaints!",
+    ],
+    r: [
+      "📦 **R PULL!** It's... something!",
+      "🎁 **COMMON!** But hey, a figure is a figure!",
+      "🃏 **STANDARD!** The gacha giveth... meh.",
+      "😐 **PARTICIPATION TROPHY!** At least you tried!",
+      "🥉 **BRONZE TIER!** Third place is still a place!",
+      "📉 **BELOW EXPECTATIONS!** But were they ever high?",
+      "🎪 **CARNIVAL PRIZE!** You won... something!",
+      "🧸 **BUDGET BLESSED!** Your wallet says thanks?",
+      "🤷 **IT IS WHAT IT IS!** Copium loading...",
+      "🎭 **MYSTERY BOX OPENED!** Contents: mid.",
+    ],
+    salt: [
+      "🧂 **SALT!** The gacha gods mock you!",
+      "💀 **F!** Better luck next time...",
+      "😭 **DESPAIR!** Why do we even roll...",
+      "🗑️ **DUMPSTER TIER!** The gacha has forsaken you!",
+      "💔 **HEARTBREAK!** Your luck has left the chat!",
+      "🤡 **CLOWNED!** Honk honk, here's your L!",
+      "☠️ **DEAD ON ARRIVAL!** RIP your hopes!",
+      "🌧️ **RAIN OF TEARS!** The forecast: endless salt!",
+      "😤 **RIGGED!** (it's not but let's blame something)",
+      "🪦 **HERE LIES YOUR LUCK!** Cause of death: gacha!",
+      "🎰 **THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS!** And the house is AmiAmi!",
+      "💸 **MONEY EVAPORATED!** Poof! Gone! Vanished!",
+      "🤮 **GACHA FOOD POISONING!** This taste... is salt!",
+      "📉 **STOCK MARKET CRASH!** But for your luck!",
+    ],
+  },
+};
+
+// ===== ROAST MODE =====
+const ROAST_TEMPLATES = {
+  general: [
+    "Ah yes, another {query} figure. How terribly original. 🙄",
+    "Let me guess, you're gonna 'think about it' and then buy it at 3 AM anyway?",
+    "{query}? Your shelf space called, it's filing for divorce.",
+    "Ah, {query}. Because your wallet wasn't suffering enough already.",
+    "Bold of you to assume your bank account has recovered from last time.",
+    "Sure, let's search for {query}. It's not like you need to pay rent or anything.",
+    "{query} huh? Tell me you're down bad without telling me you're down bad.",
+    "Searching {query}... Your future self is already crying.",
+    "Ah yes, the classic '{query}' search. Originality is dead.",
+    "{query}? At this point just give AmiAmi your whole paycheck.",
+    "Looking for {query}? Groundbreaking. Revolutionary. Never seen before. 🙄",
+    "{query}... Your credit card just flinched.",
+    "Searching {query}? Your savings account has left the group chat.",
+    "{query}? Bold move for someone whose shelf is already crying for help.",
+    "Ah, {query}. I see you've chosen violence today. Against your wallet.",
+    "{query}? Real original. Let me guess, you also like breathing?",
+    "Oh wow, {query}. No one has EVER searched that before. You're so unique.",
+    "{query}... At this point you're not collecting, you're hoarding.",
+    "Let me search {query} for you, you absolute financial disaster.",
+    "{query}? Your future spouse is gonna have QUESTIONS about the shrine.",
+    "Searching {query}... *sigh* Here we go again.",
+    "{query}? In this economy? With these prices? Incredible decision-making.",
+    "Ah yes, {query}. Because therapy is expensive but figures are... also expensive.",
+    "{query}? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Actually no, I'm mad too.",
+    "Looking for {query}? Your shelf space is writing its resignation letter.",
+    "{query}... Tell me you're single without telling me you're single.",
+    "Searching {query} at this hour? Touch grass. Please.",
+    "{query}? Your financial advisor just felt a chill down their spine.",
+    "Oh look, {query}. What a surprise. Much shock. Very wow.",
+    "{query}? Bestie your 'collection' is becoming a 'situation'.",
+  ],
+  character_specific: {
+    rem: [
+      "Rem? AGAIN? You know there are OTHER characters, right?",
+      "Another Rem figure? Bro you could build a Rem army at this point.",
+      "Rem? Emilia fans are typing...",
+      "Your Rem collection has its own zip code doesn't it?",
+      "Rem? Who's Rem? (I'm kidding please don't hurt me)",
+      "At this point you could open a Rem museum. Charge admission.",
+      "Rem huh? Down catastrophically bad. Critical levels.",
+      "Another Rem? The blue maid has you in a chokehold fr fr.",
+      "Rem figure #47... but who's counting? (You are. You definitely are.)",
+      "Rem again? Ram erasure is real and you're part of the problem.",
+      "Your 'Rem appreciation' has become 'Rem obsession' and we need to talk.",
+      "Rem? Original. Unique. Never been done. (That's sarcasm btw)",
+    ],
+    miku: [
+      "Miku? There are literally 47,000 Miku figures. Pick a struggle.",
+      "Another Miku? Your room must sound like a Vocaloid concert.",
+      "Miku fans when they see literally any figure with twintails: 👀",
+      "At what point does it become a Miku shrine?",
+      "Miku again? At this point she's your landlord.",
+      "How many Mikus do you need?? (Trick question, the answer is always 'more')",
+      "Miku? Let me guess, you cried at the concerts too.",
+      "Another Miku variant? They really said 'print money' huh.",
+      "Miku collectors be like: 'I'll just get ONE more version...'",
+      "Your Miku collection could form a choir. A very expensive choir.",
+      "At this point Miku should be paying YOU rent.",
+      "Racing Miku, Snow Miku, Sakura Miku... You have a type. It's teal.",
+    ],
+    marin: [
+      "Marin? Ah, a fellow My Dress-Up Darling victim I see.",
+      "Let me guess, you've rewatched the anime 12 times?",
+      "Marin figure? Your cosplay budget could never.",
+      "Another Marin? Your wallet is dressed up in PAIN.",
+      "Marin? The gyaru has your wallet in a death grip.",
+      "Searching Marin at 2 AM? Down astronomical.",
+      "Marin figure? Gojo-kun would be disappointed. Or proud. Hard to tell.",
+      "Another Marin? The seasonal waifu has become permanent I see.",
+      "Marin fans: 'She's just like me fr fr' (She is not.)",
+      "Your Marin collection is giving... main character syndrome.",
+      "Marin? More like Marin-ating your wallet in debt!",
+      "At this point just cosplay as Marin yourself. Cheaper than figures.",
+    ],
+    asuna: [
+      "Asuna? SAO was mid but the figures go hard ngl.",
+      "Another Asuna? Kirito's gonna get jealous.",
+      "Asuna fans still eating good in 2026. Respect.",
+      "Asuna huh? Old school waifu energy. I respect it.",
+    ],
+    zero_two: [
+      "Zero Two? Darling in the Franxx ended years ago. Let go.",
+      "Another Zero Two? The dinosaur has you fossilized.",
+      "Zero Two fans refusing to move on. We get it. She said darling.",
+      "Zero Two? More like Zero money after this purchase.",
+    ],
+    power: [
+      "Power? The gremlin energy is strong with this one.",
+      "Another Power figure? Chainsaws and chaos, your type is clear.",
+      "Power huh? Excellent trash goblin taste.",
+      "Power collector? Based and deranged. Respect.",
+    ],
+    makima: [
+      "Makima? Oh no. Ohhhh no. We need to talk about your taste.",
+      "Another Makima? The manipulation kink is showing.",
+      "Makima figure? Blink twice if you need help.",
+      "Makima collector? You DEFINITELY have a type. (It's danger.)",
+      "Makima huh? Your red flags are showing. All of them.",
+    ],
+    nezuko: [
+      "Nezuko? mmmMMMMMMM NEZUKO-CHAN!!!",
+      "Another Nezuko? Tanjiro approves (probably).",
+      "Nezuko figure? Adorable. Your wallet? Demolished.",
+      "Nezuko collector? The bamboo gag was foreshadowing for your wallet.",
+    ],
+    gojo: [
+      "Gojo? The blindfold stays ON during purchase.",
+      "Another Gojo? Infinity couldn't protect your wallet.",
+      "Gojo figure? Strongest sorcerer, weakest wallet defense.",
+      "Gojo huh? Throughout heaven and earth, he alone makes you broke.",
+    ],
+    levi: [
+      "Levi? The cleaning arc hit different huh.",
+      "Another Levi? Humanity's strongest, wallet's weakest.",
+      "Levi figure? Short king supremacy.",
+      "Levi collector? Clean your room first. He's judging.",
+    ],
+  },
+  expensive: [
+    "¥{price}?! In THIS economy?!",
+    "¥{price}... that's like {meals} convenience store meals but go off I guess.",
+    "For ¥{price} this figure better do my taxes.",
+    "¥{price}?? Just say you hate money bro.",
+    "Imagine explaining ¥{price} on a figure to your parents.",
+    "¥{price}?! That's rent! That's RENT!!!",
+    "¥{price}... Your wallet just filed a restraining order.",
+    "For ¥{price} I expect this figure to pay its own shipping.",
+    "¥{price}?? Bezos is taking notes on your spending habits.",
+    "¥{price}... *nervous laughter* surely you're joking... right?",
+    "That's ¥{price}. Think about that. Really think.",
+    "¥{price} for plastic. PLASTIC. (gorgeous plastic but still)",
+    "¥{price}?? Even whales are looking at you concerned.",
+    "For ¥{price} this figure better come with a house.",
+    "¥{price}... Your ancestors didn't struggle for this.",
+    "That's {meals} meals. Or one (1) figure. Choose wisely. (You'll choose the figure.)",
+  ],
+  cheap: [
+    "¥{price}? That's suspiciously cheap... what's wrong with it? 🤔",
+    "¥{price}?? At that price it's either a steal or a scam. No in-between.",
+    "Only ¥{price}? Even I'm tempted ngl...",
+    "¥{price}? Okay that's actually kinda valid.",
+    "¥{price}?? The figure gods smile upon the budget collectors today.",
+    "Only ¥{price}? What's the catch? There's always a catch.",
+    "¥{price}... did someone make a typo or...",
+    "At ¥{price} you're basically LOSING money by NOT buying it. (Don't quote me.)",
+    "¥{price}? The box must be a war crime or something.",
+    "¥{price}?? Okay this is actually acceptable. I'm shook.",
+  ],
+  soldout: [
+    "Sold out? L + Ratio + You hesitated + Someone else's shelf now.",
+    "SOLD OUT 💀 Imagine not having notifications on.",
+    "Gone. Reduced to atoms. Should've been faster.",
+    "Sold out? Skill issue tbh.",
+    "Sold out?? *Nelson laugh* HA HA!",
+    "SOLD OUT. The fastest fingers win and yours were slow.",
+    "Gone. Just like your chances. Vanished.",
+    "Sold out? Someone else is unboxing YOUR figure rn.",
+    "SOLD OUT 💀 The snooze button has consequences.",
+    "Sold out... The early bird gets the figure. You got salt.",
+    "Gone faster than your motivation to save money.",
+    "SOLD OUT. Hesitation is defeat. - Isshin, probably",
+    "Sold out? Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin.",
+    "Out of stock? Congratulations, you played yourself.",
+    "Sold out... *price is right losing horn*",
+    "GONE. Someone out there is thanking you for hesitating.",
+  ],
+};
+
+// ===== COPIUM MODE =====
+const COPIUM_TEMPLATES = {
+  sold_out: [
+    "💨 *inhales copium* It wasn't even that good tbh...",
+    "🤡 You didn't want it anyway. Your shelf is already full.",
+    "😤 Think of all the money you SAVED by being slow!",
+    "🧘 The figure chose a different collector. It's fate.",
+    "💭 \"I'll just wait for a rerelease\" - copium maximum",
+    "🎭 At least you still have your... uh... dignity? Maybe?",
+    "📦 Your other figures would've been jealous anyway.",
+    "🌙 It's a sign from the universe to save money... lol jk",
+    "🤷 Someone else needed it more. You're basically a saint.",
+    "💸 Your wallet is sending a thank you card as we speak.",
+    "🫠 It's fine. This is fine. Everything is FINE.",
+    "💭 The aftermarket will have it. (At 3x the price. It's fine.)",
+    "🧠 You're too smart to buy scalped anyway. Big brain.",
+    "✨ Main character energy: the figure will come back to you.",
+    "🌈 There's ALWAYS another figure. Probably. Maybe.",
+    "🙏 This is the universe's way of saying 'save for the grail'.",
+    "🤔 Was it even pre-order worthy? (Yes. Yes it was. But cope.)",
+    "💫 Your soulmate figure is still out there. This wasn't it.",
+    "🧊 Cool collectors don't cry over sold out figures. *sniff*",
+    "🎪 This is just life's way of building your character arc.",
+    "📉 Think of it as... involuntary financial responsibility.",
+    "🎲 RNG wasn't on your side. The gacha gods looked away.",
+    "🌸 Let it go~ Let it go~ Can't buy it anymore~",
+    "💀 What doesn't kill your wallet makes it stronger. Allegedly.",
+    "🫧 Like bubbles, figures come and go. This one just... went.",
+  ],
+  expensive: [
+    "💨 *inhales* The quality probably isn't worth it anyway...",
+    "🧘 Money is temporary, but also so are figures... wait",
+    "🤡 \"I have expensive taste\" = \"I'm broke with extra steps\"",
+    "💭 In 10 years you won't even remember this figure... maybe...",
+    "😤 It's mass produced. It's not THAT special. Right? RIGHT?",
+    "🎭 You're not poor, you're just... financially selective.",
+    "💸 Think of all the instant ramen you can buy instead!",
+    "🧊 Being responsible with money is actually kind of based.",
+    "📊 The price-to-joy ratio is clearly not optimized here.",
+    "🎪 You're paying for the BRAND. The brand! That's all!",
+    "💡 What if... you invested this money instead? (lol)",
+    "🌙 Sleep on it. For like... 6-8 weeks. Then decide.",
+    "🦴 Your skeleton doesn't care what figures you own.",
+    "🤔 Can you REALLY tell the difference from bootlegs? (Yes but cope)",
+    "💫 The joy of NOT spending is also a kind of joy. Maybe.",
+    "🎰 At least you're not gambling... oh wait, gacha exists.",
+    "📉 Think of the depreciation! (Figures don't depreciate but shh)",
+    "🧠 Smart collectors wait for sales. You're a SMART collector.",
+    "🌈 Somewhere, a cheaper version exists. Probably. Hopefully.",
+    "🫠 Your organs are worth more than this figure. Keep them.",
+    "💭 'Do I want it or do I just want to WANT it?' - philosopher mode",
+    "🏠 Houses exist. Cars exist. Retirement exists. Just saying.",
+    "🍜 That's like {meals} cup noodles. You LOVE cup noodles. Right?",
+  ],
+  no_results: [
+    "💨 *copium clouds forming* Maybe it's a sign to go outside...",
+    "🤡 No results? The universe is protecting your wallet!",
+    "🧘 Sometimes the best figure is the one you didn't buy.",
+    "💭 Maybe try a different search? Or touch grass?",
+    "😤 AmiAmi doesn't deserve your money anyway!",
+    "🎭 This is character development. You're growing.",
+    "🌙 The figure void stares back... and it's empty.",
+    "✨ Congratulations! Your search returned: peace of mind.",
+    "🦗 *cricket noises* Your wallet applauds the silence.",
+    "🎪 Plot twist: the real figure was the friends we made along the way.",
+    "📭 No figures, no problems. (This is a lie but believe it.)",
+    "🧠 Your brain didn't need more dopamine anyway. It's fine.",
+    "💫 An empty search means an empty cart. This is winning.",
+    "🌈 Maybe your grail hasn't been made yet. Patience, grasshopper.",
+    "🫧 *poof* Your money stays in your account. Magic!",
+    "🎲 The search was the journey. The results were always zero.",
+    "💀 On the bright side, you can't buy what doesn't exist!",
+    "🤔 Maybe branch out? Try... other hobbies? (Impossible but try)",
+  ],
+  damaged_box: [
+    "💨 Who even LOOKS at the box after unboxing?",
+    "🤡 Box damage = discount = big brain moves",
+    "😤 You're not a box collector, you're a FIGURE collector!",
+    "💭 The figure doesn't know its box is damaged. It's fine.",
+    "🧘 Imperfect box, perfect figure. This is the way.",
+    "🎭 \"Battle damage\" on the box just adds character.",
+    "📦 The box's sacrifice means YOUR wallet survives.",
+    "✨ Open box collectors are evolved. Accept your evolution.",
+    "💸 You saved money AND the figure is mint? WIN-WIN.",
+    "🌙 In the dark, all boxes look the same. Think about it.",
+    "🦴 The box is just... a protective husk. Let it go.",
+    "🎪 Display the FIGURE. Hide the BOX. Problem solved.",
+    "💫 Damaged box? More like DISCOUNTED BOX. Rebrand it.",
+    "🧠 Only nerds keep the boxes anyway. (You keep them but whatever)",
+    "🌈 The figure is perfect. The box took one for the team.",
+    "🫠 Boxes are temporary. Figures are... also temporary. But still!",
+    "📭 AmiAmi's box grading system is just capitalism anyway.",
+    "🤔 Will YOU be graded when you're old and creased? Exactly.",
+    "💀 Box-kun died so your wallet could live. Honor the sacrifice.",
+    "🎲 The figure said 'I'm worth it even if my house is ugly'.",
+  ],
+  general: [
+    "💨 *maximum copium* This is fine. Everything is fine.",
+    "🧘 Deep breaths. In with the copium, out with the reality.",
+    "🤡 At least you have your health? (And crippling figure addiction)",
+    "💭 Money comes back. Time doesn't. Or wait, is it the other way?",
+    "😤 Other people have worse problems. Like... no figures at all.",
+    "🎭 This is all part of God's plan. The plan is chaos.",
+    "💫 The universe works in mysterious ways. Mostly against you.",
+    "🌙 Tomorrow is a new day. With new figures. To not afford.",
+    "🧠 You're not addicted. You can stop anytime. ANYTIME.",
+    "🌈 It's not a problem if you enjoy it. (It's still a problem.)",
+    "💸 Money is just... numbers. Fake. Not real. (It's real.)",
+    "🫧 Float away on your copium cloud. It's safe there.",
+    "🎪 Life is a circus and you're the star. Of the finance tragedy show.",
+    "💀 We're all gonna make it. Eventually. Maybe.",
+    "✨ Manifesting good deals and strong yen. 🙏",
+  ],
+};
+
+module.exports = {
+  TEMPLATES,
+  SPICY_KEYWORDS,
+  HUSBANDO_KEYWORDS,
+  FIGURE_TYPE_KEYWORDS,
+  GACHA_TEMPLATES,
+  ROAST_TEMPLATES,
+  COPIUM_TEMPLATES,
+};