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Welcome back to civilization Jamie
Kilstein high.
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So a lot has changed since the last time
we spoke and for people who don't know,
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you used to be the host of or one of the
cohosts of citizen radio,
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like Super Progressive Lefty podcast and
you were a Vegan,
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but I ate a steak.
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Oh,
hell's broken loose.
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Oh,
I don't know what's happening.
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I don't know where I am.
Yeah,
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I,
I remember I was thinking about like
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being back in the studio and uh,
I never met Jamie before and I was like,
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all right,
everyone's been really nice to me.
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I'm like literally feel like I'm like,
this isn't,
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this isn't a trick.
Joe sent me very nice emails and I'm
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like,
but I'm a very trickle guy.
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Uh,
and I came in and yeah,
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everyone's just lovely and nice.
Uh,
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yeah man,
a lot of change.
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I went into hiding,
hiding
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because I only got like a peripheral
story of like what?
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What went sideways.
All right.
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So like some people girls accused you.
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Well,
yeah,
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that this is,
look,
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this is the fucking worst time for me to
be like,
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you know what?
Now that everyone's talking about
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Weinstein's time for Kilstein to make
his return,
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why too simple.
I like roads.
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Yeah.
It's like very,
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like Julie and predatory.
When I wrote,
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I wrote Stan Hope I get a.
When the wine,
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same thing happened.
I was like,
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hey man,
you want to like push off this return?
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He's like,
you're fine.
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Uh,
yeah.
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So here's what happened.
So,
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uh,
it kind of started where I was a comic a
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for years and you know,
as it got more progressive,
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um,
it,
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it,
it,
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it got more into that judgmental
territory I guess where I feel like I
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definitely became one of those people
who would just be on twitter all day and
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instead of sort of talking about real
issues,
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it just becomes like,
who are we mad at that day?
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Like,
who used the wrong word that day?
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Who can we get fired that day?
And it's twitter mob stuff and it
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happens on the right and it happens on
the left.
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And it's just like kind of just people
who were sad who just live like in the
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box,
which I was like one of them.
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Right.
That's fine.
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Well,
I think this is such an important
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conversation because,
because you've kind of stepped away from
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it and you see it for what it is.
I think people don't realize that when
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they're caught up in the swirl of it,
the momentum of it,
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that it's almost like a natural human
behavior pattern.
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It's very tribal.
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Yeah.
Well it's tribal and it's physically
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addictive.
Um,
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you know,
like I've like gone back and forth with
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like drinking and not drinking a pot and
not smoking pot.
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And I can tell you that the thing I was
addicted to the most was twitter.
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It was refreshing twitter.
It was like,
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you literally get dopamine hits from
that.
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Like I remember when I first tried to
get off twitter,
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I like,
I was fighting with some fucking
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stranger,
uh,
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in my living room on twitter and I was
like,
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you know what?
Fuck this.
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I'm going to go take a walk.
I don't need a,
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I don't need to be involved in this
guy's life.
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I closed it and before I even knew it,
I'm like walking in the park,
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fighting with some other guy on my
fucking phone and I'm like,
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it follows you.
Like if someone's calling you a cunt,
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they're calling you a,
of a dinner with your girlfriend,
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they're calling you a con when you go to
like your brother's graduation and
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you're just like,
refreshing it,
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waiting for someone to tell you that
you're good.
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Um,
and sort of so that I got addicted to
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that,
um,
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more than anything.
And especially when I finally got an
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audience with the left have left.
Um,
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I mean,
just to be very clear,
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uh,
it's not like I'm going to come on this
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show and suddenly like do a fucking
Shawn michaels.
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He'll turn and be like,
I'm Johnny Rape Joke.
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Those fucking bitches all had to come
and you're just being a person.
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Well,
and that's what I like wasn't doing for
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a very long time is I feel like I don't
want to speak for people,
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but I feel like with me,
I always needed something to like define
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me right.
Where it's like,
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I'm a progressive or I'm a,
I'm a Vegan or I'm just Jujitsu and
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whatever I whatever I would become kind
of currently obsessed with.
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I was sort of like throw the other shit
away and kind of like shit all over that
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because,
you know,
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a lot of times I would feel like a
failure.
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Like that's really where the
progressive.
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Um,
I mean I still hold a lot of progressive
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ideas,
but that's when I went from comic to the
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political.
It wasn't that I like wanted to make
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comedy,
my,
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my like nemesis,
right.
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It was that I felt,
I feel like I've failed.
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Um,
you know,
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I dropped out of school to start a
comedy like 17 and I did the things
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you're supposed to do.
Um,
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and yeah,
I did Montreal a couple of times and
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Conan once,
uh,
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and I had this year where it seemed like
things were gonna happen and then,
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you know,
I was kind of that guy that people were
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like,
oh,
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we like you,
we can't do anything with you but we
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like you.
And so I started to kind of make my own
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audience.
And the audience was fucking great.
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It was like a bunch of,
you know,
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when that show started,
it was a bunch of just weird.
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I'm sweet,
nerdy comedy fans and then everything
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just started getting pushed a to two
crazy though.
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Like when I knew shit,
I said this on Doug's podcast when I
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knew shit got nuts is when I was
defending a trans person.
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So already like a left issue,
like I'm doing the right thing.
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Right?
And I called this transphobic,
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I an idiot and we get an email that said
a while,
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we appreciate you using a defending
trans people.
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The word idiot is able list and I want
it to be like,
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you're retarded.
Your retarded context.
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Okay.
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I wanted to list for people,
people making fun of people who don't
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know.
I don't know what it means anymore.
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I thought abelist was just like,
that guy's in a wheelchair.
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Fuck him.
But I guess like all of these different
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terms,
these everyday terms,
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like I guess idiot is abelist because
fucking,
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I don't know.
There was an idiot in a wheelchair.
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Oh No,
no,
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no.
It's a bliss.
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Because if you're not an idiot,
if your brain works well,
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you're mocking someone whose brain
doesn't work well.
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They're not able to think correct.
You're enabling Joe,
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you just out progressive to me.
Well,
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I'm pretty progressive.
I know that.
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I mean I,
I looked like a meathead and I espoused
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some right wing ideas,
but when it comes to like social issues,
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I'm very progressive.
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We became friends.
You saw a gay rights thing I did on
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twitter.
Yeah.
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Like you weren't.
That's why I'm.
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But I,
but what I saw happening you,
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but what I saw happening with you and
what I see happening just in general,
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online,
you know,
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I mean,
I was on citizens radio when you guys
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first started.
You're on our poster.
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Yeah.
I think there's something that happened
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where people were around the time of
occupy Wall Street.
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Things got really heated up and people
started moving way left and then some
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folks started moving way.
Right.
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And I really truly believe to this day,
the way left is what started the whole
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trump movement.
It's in response to the way left.
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Yeah.
I think all these shit heads got
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together and they didn't like being
accused of being assholes are able lists
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or rapist or whatever it is by the ultra
progressives.
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So they went far right and all right.
I mean the alt right essentially was
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people who didn't identify with these
old men who were bankers,
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but they also didn't want to have
anything to do with these ultra lefty
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progressive that we're calling everyone
a racist.
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Everyone a rapist,
every man's a piece of shit.
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Oh,
I,
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I did all of that.
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Yeah.
I straight up that,
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all of that.
And I think one of the things with the,
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the ultra left,
and maybe this is me,
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like,
uh,
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you know,
maybe this is me desperately trying to
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defend myself,
but I think in a weird way it was harder
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for me and it's harder for a lot of
people to see themselves slipping into
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the extreme left.
And so like what I mean by that is I
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never thought when I heard people say
the extreme right is as is as bad as the
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extreme left.
I was always like,
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fuck you.
Because like the extreme left isn't like
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the bombing Palestine being like,
give us free healthcare or let Trans
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People Piss in the right bathroom,
like,
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you know,
uh,
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even that like,
uh,
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the shooter and not in Vegas,
but that DC shooter,
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like he was like a fucking crazy guy.
He wasn't able to.
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So I'm sorry he wasn't shooting the
politician screaming like,
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you know,
I mean he liked the Bernie Sanders page,
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but it wasn't like we are launching a
wars against Islam for a Christianity.
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It wasn't,
um,
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you know,
uh,
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what we're doing this for free market
capitalism.
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It was,
to me the extreme left when I heard
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people say it.
And the reason I would scoff when
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someone like you would say it is because
I'm like,
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dude,
like the left should just be like,
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stand for like,
equality.
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Everyone has the right to an education.
Everyone has the right to not go fucking
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hungry,
um,
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to have health insurance.
I'm gay.
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People can do whatever they want with
their dicks than vaginas.
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Vaginas.
It shouldn't
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be essentially like that on both sides.
The right what,
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what being a conservative used to be
with small government and having the
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