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Try by day Joe Rogan podcast by night.
All Day.
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So how,
how long can you hold on?
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I personally know I could go a week
without water from my cuts and one 55 so
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I know I could do a week.
Yeah.
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And that'd be after that.
I'm on my,
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I'm on my death bed.
Yeah Dude,
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let's talk about that.
Don't do that anymore.
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Don't do that anymore after that.
I know you keep talking about like
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fighting Eddie Alvarez cause you already
beat him and now he's the champ.
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But God damn,
you're looking good at one 70 yeah.
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So you say I didn't look good if 55 I've
sensation with 55 nine for 10 70 on my
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last run world beater man,
it's,
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it's not just that you look good,
it's just the way you look.
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It's like you,
you,
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you hit a whole new level.
And I always wonder like is it because
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obviously you keep training,
obviously you keep getting better.
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Obviously you work hard,
all those things,
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learning from experience,
all those things are a factor.
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But on top of that,
there's also the factor of you not
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having a cut that fucking wait man.
So this last fight against rick story
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against Rick Story.
It looked like you were in the fucking
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matrix.
That was some Anderson Silva's shit.
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I ate five guys three nights that we
were in Vegas.
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Five guys Burgers,
hamburger,
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double doubles.
I'm a food bacon and of those
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[inaudible] and it was on though.
Of course.
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Yeah.
You get the Jalapeno did the season,
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the season fries.
Of course my trainers are happier.
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Yeah.
I mean I think I had six pounds to cut.
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It was an easy no brainer.
Yeah.
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But when I saw you before the fight,
before that,
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you were a one 76 when you were at the
comedy store.
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Yeah.
That's nothing.
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Nothing.
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Yeah.
Look how good you look at this way.
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I feel good.
That's for damn sure.
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But it's not a factor.
I mean,
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look how fast you are.
Like the Kobe fight,
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dude,
you were on fire.
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You're on fire at that weight.
Yeah.
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I Dunno.
What's the thought process can do one 55
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right?
You can do it.
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You have what you want.
It's like 60 or 65 or 65 weight class
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that be capitol.
He's like class,
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but it's just that last five pounds.
His death for me.
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Fucking brutal.
You know,
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from 60 to 55 I just feel like I got
nothing left man.
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I don't know if that carries over like,
like I want to ask,
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you see pedis slipped a little tired.
Indian,
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his last fight.
I don't know if the 45 cut,
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if that has something to do with that
for sure.
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If it tastes the,
if your gas tank a little hundred
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percent a hundred percent it has to.
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It has to,
right?
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Yeah.
I feel great out there.
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That's what I'm fucking love fighting
and this is my favorite thing in the
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whole world to do a and the whole world.
Like I wish a,
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all the,
when I leave here pulls up in parking
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lot and tried to get some shit like that
to me,
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you know,
and this is the way,
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it's the craziest thing to me.
People tell me like I posted version of
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me flipping people off,
right?
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So they're like,
gobble,
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you were fucking role model.
How dare you?
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Like no I'm not.
I'm a,
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I'm a bar junkie.
That fights all the time and you guys
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all on tv and you think is cool.
So you,
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I'm your favorite fire.
You know?
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But had you not be in the USC,
I'd be the asshole trying to take your
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girlfriend if fight you at the bar just
as you're now.
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That's who I would be.
You.
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You know how many people sent me and the
animated Gif of that final combination
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you landed on rick stories.
Talk about that.
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Oh,
let's throw that up on the screen.
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Well let's,
let's talk.
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So everyone says how great this convoys,
oh,
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it's beautiful.
Okay,
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here it is.
All crack.
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That's the end of it.
It was wash it from the beginning.
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Well,
you know what I love about it man.
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What I love,
I love technique.
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Look at this.
This is what I love.
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Pop to the body,
to the head.
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Boom.
You know what I love about it?
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Not a single one of those techniques is
wound up.
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Not a single one of those techniques is
full power.
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But look how you doing this pop bank,
crack blind.
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So for everyone that's listening,
all that is the jab,
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cross,
Hook,
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kick.
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Yeah,
but it's not,
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because here's the thing about it,
the way you throwing all these things is
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the way everybody should throw every
punch your,
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there's no windup.
Everything is perfect technique.
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The execution,
the timing,
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the,
the accuracy.
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Look how beautiful this is,
man.
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See,
this is used.
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So I bet it's hard for you to
appreciate.
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But for me as a person who calls MMA as
a person who watches fights do,
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when I was calling that fight,
I was like this.
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I was like,
Oh,
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oh,
oh look at this.
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Oh,
this is perfect.
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Do you know how upset I missed the
triangle I am with myself?
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Oh my God,
he's a tough guy.
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He's got good submission defense.
So last time we talked,
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we talk about Calvin watching himself.
Like I'm playing a video game.
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I was in the mode for sure.
Yeah,
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for sure.
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That's a matrix.
Shit.
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I mean,
this to me is more impressive than when
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Anderson Silva knocked out forrest
griffin because when Anderson Silva
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knocked out forrest Griffin,
what I know about forest was that force
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was compromised going into that fight.
He had been knocked out twice and
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training camp.
He had a real hard time taking shots and
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probably shouldn't have been in there in
the first place.
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And so he had a lot of doubts and he was
having a real hard time.
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This is a big powerful rick story who's
a nasty motherfucker.
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He throws vicious body shots.
He's a hard wrestler.
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He's the guy who was the first lost that
Johnny Hendricks got.
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People don't know Rick Story.
Rick Story's a tough dude and for you to
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tee off on him like this in this perfect
way,
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not with big wound up fucking heavy
shots like he throws with Rick.
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Story likes to do as he pressures guys
and he fucking digs in or I wound to the
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body,
takes you down,
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beats you up.
He's got a tough,
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tough dude and what you did is you just
use perfect technique.
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That angle.
When you throw that left,
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you throw the LE,
you throw the Left,
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the Jab,
you throw the right hand to the body and
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then you take that watch this jab.
Well he,
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he did.
Boom.
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That was all luck.
You would just,
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did you adjust it perfectly?
What?
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That left.
He tried to be nice.
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He tried to be nice to put yourself look
good.
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It's a beautiful combination today.
That's a matrix shit and I feel like a
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big part of that is you not depleting
your body.
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Absolutely.
Another big part of his and one 70
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pounders don't think you can just come
take my body shots anymore because I
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don't,
I got a little more biscuit now.
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Yeah,
right.
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You don't,
you don't have to.
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We body.
Jesus.
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What did you body feel like when you
fought one 55 like when you compare
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yourself to a normal training session,
like say you're several months in
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between.
I'll walk around one s I used to walk
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around bow one 74 right?
That was like my deep training camp and
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I noticed when I started to cut,
I'd get down to one 68 one 70 but I had
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nothing in the gas tank man.
I would always be like,
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it would all mentor at that point,
you know?
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And I didn't have,
like,
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my body felt real thin and brittle and
one 70 I feel good.
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I don't feel the,
I got the,
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I got the extra tank,
you know?
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Yeah.
I don't feel like it's a big part of it.
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Oh my God.
Is it?
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It's a big part of it,
man.
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Okay.
Okay.