Hello, I'm Joey 👋
resource "github_introduction" "joey" {
name = "Joey Stout"
interests = ["kubernetes", "opentofu", "nodejs", "python", "gitops"]
resume = "https://apollorion.com/joeysResume.pdf"
where_you_can_find_me = [
"https://www.github.com/apollorion",
"https://www.youtube.com/@TheOutdoorProgrammer",
"https://bsky.app/profile/apollorion.com",
"https://www.linkedin.com/in/apollorion/",
"mailto:joey@apollorion.com",
]
projects = [
"https://www.manifests.io/",
"https://www.wtc-the-game.org/",
"https://situationroom.apollorion.com/",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/fly",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MAAS2",
]
spacelift_modules = [
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MRPICKLE",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/tofusible",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-sops",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-context-trigger",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-signed-runs",
]
blog_posts = [
"https://spacelift.io/blog/autoscaling-native-kubernetes-workers",
"https://spacelift.io/blog/best-practices-for-iac-and-spacelift",
"https://medium.com/beambenefits/collecting-open-metrics-in-k8s-and-shipping-to-datadog-5345cd27ef18",
]
}2025-04-05: Fishing tourney was today, got less than last place 😂. Im not a bad fisherman, the fish are just bad at biting my hook.
2025-04-02: Why did pineapple pizza lovers stop at pineapple? Are they fruitist against other fruit based pizzas? Wheres the strawberry pizza?
2025-04-01: Q: How many K8s engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None - you should declare how many light bulbs there should be and let the room update itself to match.
2025-03-30: Jared Keeso is my man crush