Initial Breakdown

The first emotional release. It's not stable, but neither are we.

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💔 Features

• ✅ make cry works (sometimes)
• ✅ .gothubignore now correctly ignores hope/
• ✅ Added emotional_log.txt to chronicle the bugs that therapy missed
• ✅ Added commit_log.txt for forensic heartbreak analysis
• ⚠️ git blame now recursively loops through your mistakes
• ⚠️ git checkout old_self causes identity regression in 30% of cases
• ⚠️ Pre-commit hook runs emotional_readiness_check.sh — expect false positives and delayed breakdowns

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😢 Known Issues

• 🕳️ Motivation void not yet patched
• 💔 Merge conflicts still unresolved (metaphorically and technically)
• 😭 Running make cry may flood terminal depending on tear duct rate
• 🪞 trust.exe fails silently

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⚠️ Warning

This release contains unhealed wounds and may trigger introspection.
Do not run in production (or relationships).