totally-legal-plasmaflood

monkestation/code/game/objects/items/plasma_license.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+/obj/item/card/plasma_license
+	name = "License to Plasmaflood"
+	desc = "A charred license letting the holder plasmaflood the halls. Not offically recognized by Nanotrasen."
+	icon = 'monkestation/icons/donator/obj/custom.dmi'
+	icon_state = "license"
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/card/plasma_license/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(Adjacent(user))
+		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] shows you: [icon2html(src, viewers(user))] [src.name]."), span_notice("You show \the [src.name]."))
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+
+/obj/item/card/plasma_license/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	message_admins("A plasmaflood license has been created.")

monkestation/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/misc.dm

@@ -27,3 +27,11 @@
 	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
 	item = /obj/item/radio/headset/chameleon/advanced
 	cost = 2
+
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/plasma_license
+	name = "License to Plasmaflood"
+	desc = "A contract abusing a loophole founud by plasmamen to invade halls with harmful gases \
+			without repricution or warning, garnering no attention from any higher powers."
+	purchasable_from = ~(UPLINK_NUKE_OPS | UPLINK_CLOWN_OPS)
+	item = /obj/item/card/plasma_license
+	cost = 20

tgstation.dme

@@ -5945,6 +5945,7 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\miningweapons.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\mop.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\mothlet_grenade.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\plasma_license.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\plushies.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\recursive_gift.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\spraycan_gun.dm"