Furrifyer

A command line program that converts ASCII or UTF-8 encoded characters into a decrease of IQ. I don't remember why I thought creating this was a good idea. Alcohol was probably involved.

L's and R's are substituted with W's, Y's are inserted after N's if the following letter is a vowel (same with P's and W's), and random kawaii faces are inserted where sentences end (looks for . ! ?)

Arguments

• -t [text] | Supplies text input.
• -f [file] | Read input from a file.
• -r | Raw mode, no fancy art when printing results.

Sample Input

ruby furrify.rb -t "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground."

Sample Output

|･`) *notices sane speech* what's this? │･ω･`) This is going to nyeed some pwofessionyaw fixing! (・`ω´・)

（✿ ͡◕ ᴗ◕)つ━━✫・*。
⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+.
しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)
        (¸.·*¨ °。
.· ´      ☆´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´(¸.·’* *¨)(¸.·’*(¸.·’*(¸.·´(¸.·´(¸.·´(¸.·´(¸.·´
Accowding to aww knyown waws of aviation, thewe is nyo way a bee shouwd be abwe to fwy. (◡ ω ◡)  Its wings awe too smaww to get its fat wittwe body off the gwound. ;;w;;