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SDRausty committed Jan 14, 2019
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179;Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.;chuck norris
205;It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.;chuck norris
423;Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.;chuck norris
16;Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.;chuck norris
319;In the Words of Julius Caesar, Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris. Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
254;Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.;chuck norris
237;Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.;chuck norris
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523;Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.;chuck norris
211;Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.;chuck norris
47;There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.;chuck norris
127;Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.;chuck norris
157;A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer;chuck norris
242;Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
297;Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.;chuck norris
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379;Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.;chuck norris
433;In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.;chuck norris
530;Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.;nerdy;chuck norris
404;When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.;chuck norris
449;All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.;nerdy;chuck norris
411;The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
151;Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.;chuck norris
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320;The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
35;Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.;chuck norris
231;Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.;chuck norris
71;When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.;explicit;chuck norris
265;The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.;chuck norris
30;Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.;chuck norris
160;Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.;chuck norris
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179;Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.;chuck norris
205;It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.;chuck norris
423;Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.;chuck norris
16;Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.;chuck norris
319;In the Words of Julius Caesar, Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris. Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
254;Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.;chuck norris
237;Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.;chuck norris
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523;Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.;chuck norris
211;Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.;chuck norris
47;There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.;chuck norris
127;Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.;chuck norris
157;A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer;chuck norris
242;Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
297;Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.;chuck norris
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379;Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.;chuck norris
433;In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.;chuck norris
530;Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.;nerdy;chuck norris
404;When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.;chuck norris
449;All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.;nerdy;chuck norris
411;The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
151;Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.;chuck norris
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320;The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.;chuck norris
35;Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.;chuck norris
231;Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.;chuck norris
71;When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.;explicit;chuck norris
265;The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.;chuck norris
30;Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.;chuck norris
160;Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.;chuck norris
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