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+A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
+%
+A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about
+yourself.
+%
+A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
+enlightened him with ours.
+%
+A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
+		-- Herbert Prochnow
+%
+A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
+		-- Victor Hugo
+%
+A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
+		-- Edgar A. Shoaff
+%
+A friend is a present you give yourself.
+		-- Robert Louis Stevenson
+%
+A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
+you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
+you about yourself.
+		-- Lisa Kirk
+%
+A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.  The
+green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that
+grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals
+indicating two directions at once.  Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the
+bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled
+with disapproval and potato chip crumbs.  In the shadow under the green visor
+of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down
+upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D. H. Holmes department
+store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress.  Several
+of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be
+properly considered offenses against taste and decency.  Possession of
+anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and
+geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.
+		-- John Kennedy Toole, "Confederacy of Dunces"
+%
+A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own
+weight in other people's patience.
+		-- John Updike
+%
+A man of genius makes no mistakes.
+His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
+		-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
+%
+	A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police
+during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he
+was making a bolt for the door.
+%
+A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
+%
+A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
+%
+A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
+%
+A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
+%
+A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
+%
+A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
+A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
+%
+A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
+		-- Elbert Hubbard
+%
+A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
+A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.
+%
+A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
+the real reason.
+%
+A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
+%
+A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep
+him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are
+worth committing.
+		-- Samuel Butler
+%
+	"...A strange enigma is man!"
+	"Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal," I suggested.
+	"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes.  "He remarked
+that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he
+becomes a mathematical certainty.  You can, for example, never foretell what
+any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number
+will be up to.  Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant.  So says
+the statistician."
+		-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four"
+%
+A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention,
+and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
+		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
+%
+A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
+		-- B. Franklin
+%
+A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
+getting nervous.
+%
+A well-known friend is a treasure.
+%
+Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.
+%
+According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
+%
+Adam was but human--this explains it all.  He did not want the apple for the
+apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.  The mistake was in
+not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
+		-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
+%
+Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
+%
+After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best.
+		-- Jean Giraudoux
+%
+After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?  Surely not for
+you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply
+sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
+		-- P. J. O'Rourke
+%
+After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything.
+Just in case.
+%
+	After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the
+seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed.  Later she was heard to
+sing, "Some day my prints will come."
+%
+Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.
+		-- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
+%
+Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
+%
+Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want
+a chance to change the world?
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy.
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me ... Going to bed at
+night saying we've done something wonderful... that's what matters to me.
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: "If today were the
+last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" And
+whenever the answer has been "No" for too many days in a row, I know I need to
+change something.
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever
+encountered to help me make the big choices in life.
+                -- Steve Jobs
+%
+I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one
+year.... It's very character-building
+               -- Steve Jobs
+%
+When you are in the middle of a story it isn't a story at all, but
+only a confusion; a dark roaring, a blindness, a wreckage of shattered
+glass and splintered wood, like a house in a whirlwind, or else a boat
+crushed by the icebergs or swept over the rapids, and all aboard
+powerless to stop it.  It's only afterwards that it becomes anything
+like a story at all.  When you are telling it, to yourself or to
+someone else.
+		-- Margaret Atwood, "Alias Grace"
+%
+I am examining you on your fool ideas that no intelligent Christian
+on earth believes.
+		-- Clarence Darrow, to William Jennings Bryan
+%
+"Go on, girl!  You'll never get a better chance to buy Jif at this
+price.  *Carpe diem*, babe!"
+		-- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson
+%
+I'm enthralled by combine harvesters. In fact, I yearn to have one --
+as a pet.
+		-- "The Day of the Jackal"
+%
+The horizon of many people is a circle with a radius of zero. They call
+this their point of view.
+		-- Albert Einstein
+%
+The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
+The pessimist is afraid this might be true.
+		-- crazyphilman's sig on kuro5hin
+%
+I am myself plus my circumstance, and if I do not save it, I cannot
+save myself.
+		-- Jose Ortega Y Gasset
+%
+If a man slept by day, he had little time to work.  That was a
+satisfying notion to Escargot.
+		-- "The Stone Giant", James P. Blaylock
+%
+He liked fishing a little too much, and he believed that work was
+something a man did when he had to.  He had always been able to get
+along well enough without it, especially for the last couple of
+years.
+		-- "The Stone Giant", James P. Blaylock
+%
+Would a giant, profit-oriented cartel lie to you?
+		-- Top Ten List, Late Night with David Letterman
+%
+Some days you wake and immediately start worrying.  Nothing in
+particular is wrong, it's just the suspicion that forces are aligning
+quietly and there will be trouble.
+		-- "Survival Series", Jenny Holzer
+%
+Your conscience never stops you from doing anything.  It just stops you
+from enjoying it.
+%
+Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your
+acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.
+		-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
+%
+Youth -- not a time of life but a state of mind... a predominance of
+courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.
+		-- Robert F. Kennedy
+%
+Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
+		-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby"
+%