#dailymail ##by Chris Jones cmsj@tenshu.net ##ported from the original Javascript by Chris Applegate (www.qwghlm.co.uk) ##Released under the GNU GPL v2 or later

This is a class with a simple purpose, it creates fictional headlines from the British newspaper The Daily Mail.

They are well known for their ability to completely suspend all rational thought and print the craziest nonsense. So crazy that parody is almost unnecessary, but still a lot of fun.

To use this class, simply pop it somewhere in your python path and do something like:

import dailymail
paper = dailymail.dailymail()
print paper.headline()

Easy!

(P.S. If you work for the Daily Mail and find this library useful, please let me know)