Laravel Frustration

Introduction

This package main purpose is to "Frustrate your enemies". Alright, let's be serious. This package will redirect URL guessers to any of the random URL that you specify.

Use case

This is a laravel package but you will have some users that want to access /wp-admin.php trying to assume that your application is built on Wordpress. By default, it will return a 404 but let's not let it end there, let's frustrate them.

Installation

To install this package run:

composer install ichtrojan/laravel-frustration

This will install the madness in this repo.

Next, export the config file by running:

php artisan vendor:publish --tag=frustration

This will publish the default config in config/frustration.php.

Usage

The only source of truth is frustration.php, here's what it looks like:

<?php

return [
    'routes' => [
        'wp-admin.php', 'index.php', 'wp-login.php'
    ],

    'redirect' => [
        'https://www.fbi.gov/wanted',
        'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pok8H_KF1FA',
        'https://fast.com',
        'http://www.omfgdogs.com',
        'https://cat-bounce.com'
    ]
];

the routes key is an array of forbidden routes while the redirect key is an array of random URLs that you decide to redirect your victims to.

NOTE

• The forbidden routes should exist without the forward-slash /
• It will be nice to sneak in pornhub in there, just saying 🤫

Conclusion

I want to do more with this package, probably when I get bored next. Special thanks to Vibes and Insha-Allah. Please if you find any issue or have a cool feature idea do send in a PR.