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##dcat's bag o' tricks

irc.iotek.org #nixers

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Installation

• Throw dbag into anywhere in your $PATH.
• For the fortune file:

$ strfile dbag.fort
# cp dbag.fort /usr/share/fortunes/dbag
# cp dbag.fort.dat /usr/share/fortunes/dbag.dat
$ fortune dbag