wisdom duck @ https://wisdomduck.sdbagel.com
- wisdom duck dispenses wisdom
- click or tap the duck to dispense more wisdom
- the twemoji duck
- dynamic mega-wisdom generation
- officially questionable on ie5
- also works on all devices ever through space and time big real guarantee
- super duper turbo high performance wisdom dispensation and noscript fallback
- hyper epic plaintext api for devs (/api/wisdom/dispense)
- hyper epic json api for devs (/api/wisdom/json)
- new meganormous performance update (literally millions of requests per second true news)