Titleist Pro V1 by Jenny Hedley https://jennyhedley.github.io/

The hole is my goal no better place to be a whack and a smack shit, look out for trees

threesomes and foursomes I dare say not moresomes gimmes and mulligans your handicap is full of ‘em

I’m the bulge in your pocket smeared mud on my pores smell of white calfskin gloves always gets me for sure

caress my dimples you spit, I’ll shine I’m a Titleist, a winner you don’t care a fuck ‘bout Title IX tee me up, place your bets Is your daddy paying or mine?

drip drop runs the sweat sheen of sunscreen on legs I see up your culottes pom-pom socks all the rage

I’m a spinner, a flyer runaway long drive you can crack me and thrash me betcha can’t make that par five

look out for the divot the slope of green grass on the backswing you pivot I’m in the sand trap, jackass

birdies and eagles bogeys and binaries clubhouse: KEEP OUT MEN ONLY

no denim, no short shorts third homes, fourth wives one martini or two extra stiff, make it dirty three olives in mine

ladies who lunch gents whine and dine crack a coldie, place your bets privileged motherfuckers got nothin’ better to do with your time