For when Rook absolutely, positively, must be uninstalled.
WARNING: This software will cause data loss! If it doesn't, we are terribly sorry about the lack of irreversible destruction. Would you be so kind as to file a bug?
\curl -sSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jhoblitt/rook-remover/master/rook-remover | bash -s
mkdir -p ~/bin
\curl -sSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jhoblitt/rook-remover/master/rook-remover -o ~/bin/rook-remover
chmod a+x ~/bin/rook-remover