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+## The Sauciest Academic
+
+## An experiment
+- I used to go to a writing group during the pandemic, where we would have a prompt. Since I worked through my break,
+am juggling a number of projects and everyone seems to demand equal amounts of my time and I am on 3.5 hours of sleep,
+I thought I would write a tongue-in-cheek academic critique of someone like myself as a joke, as seen through the eyes of
+a hateful, oblivious academic.
+
+ ## Note
+ - This is a parody as written by haters of mine, because I don't care and think it would be a  hilarious experiment. Here goes:
+ - This is why we should never let these liberal arts people into STEM. She hardly ever works; liberal arts is easy
+ and really doesn't create serious researchers because as a discipline it lacks rigour.
+She spends her entire career networking and lying on the beach...probably; she is from some island, after all.
+When she writes a paper, it is is something
+to do with racism and how research is sexist, and all she does is organize hateful events to promote diversity, instead of
+doing proper, merit-based research. She is probably also a diversity hire.
+- I asked her about her research once, and she told me that my asking her is racist, and just spouted a bunch of buzzwords that
+I am sure she doesn't even know the meaning of because she is not technical enough.
+- Her work is all over the place, but one would expect that coming from such a low-tier university. Why even bother to do
+a PhD if it is not on making compilers to cure cancer, or something serious like that? It is really such a waste and so
+unfortunate. The academy sure has lowered its standards.
+- She gets these awards and opportunities that she probably does not deserve. I don't know why people seem to give these things
+to her, as she will not know how to efficiently use these opportunities. It must be because what she gets is really things
+people don't really want to do themselves; the cast-off tasks. The awards she gets are probably because people feel sorry for
+her, because they know she probably should not be here. She cannot possibly deserve any accolades because she is not a serious,
+technical person, and the Academy is only for people like that.
+- No one wants to collaborate with her because she is not a serious researcher. People only collaborate with serious people;
+people who flatulate Betti numbers and homotopy type theory in the morning.
+- I do not think she can write or speaks English properly; her sentences are incomplete. Maybe she is from a place where there
+is so much struggle that literacy is a real issue. This is what happens when you admit underqualified students under the guise
+of promising them to be researchers.
+
+## In other news
+- I'm probably going to go to the beach today for reals (haha). Fortunately,
+I have a good enough sense of self that I don't take the sleights in academia personally. This was pretty fun, and I might
+add to it if I feel like it.
+
+## And that's it