# totally_legit_cybersec_profile.py
import time
import random
import hashlib as threat_hash
import socket as sock_puppet
import secrets as opsec
from datetime import datetime
current_activity = "Defending networks & breaking down threats"
current_location = "Amarillo, TX"
languages = ["Python", "PowerShell", "Bash", "JavaScript", "HTML", "CSS"]
tools = ["Wireshark", "Kali Linux", "Nmap", "Metasploit", "VS Code", "Git"]
interests = ["cybersecurity", "incident response", "automation", "family", "music"]
ask_me_about = ["threat detection", "MSP life", "blue team tactics", "automation scripts"]
def favorite_drink():
hour = datetime.now().hour
if hour < 12:
return "Coffee β (morning firewall fuel)"
elif hour < 18:
return "Dr Pepper π₯€ or Water π§ (pentest hydration)"
else:
return "Tea π΅ (for late-night log analysis)"
def boot_sequence():
banners = [
"[*] Initializing CybersecKyle persona...",
"[*] Loading threat intelligence modules...",
"[*] Compiling scripts of doom...",
"[+] Profile boot complete."
]
for msg in banners:
print(msg)
time.sleep(0.5)
def generate_session_id():
return threat_hash.sha256(opsec.token_bytes(8)).hexdigest()[:12]
# Run profile
boot_sequence()
print(f"Hello, I'm Kyle (aka CybersecKyle)")
print(f"Session ID: {generate_session_id()}")
print(f"Current status: {current_activity} in {current_location}")
print(f"Languages in my arsenal: {', '.join(languages)}")
print(f"Tools in my kit: {', '.join(tools)}")
print(f"My interests: {', '.join(interests)}")
print(f"Ask me about: {', '.join(ask_me_about)}")
print(f"Favorite drink at this hour: {favorite_drink()}")
print("[!] Warning: Unauthorized packets will be dropped π«π‘")
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