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[Binayak_Kunwor]@github:~$ system_info
OS: Life v22. LTS 🌎
Uptime: Unknown (but still kicking)
Shell: Human/Developer/1.0
Terminal: Curiosity Terminal
Hobbies: Debugging reality, breaking code (and sometimes fixing it)class Developer:
def __init__(self):
self.languages = ["JavaScript", "TypeScript", "Python", "Solidity"]
self.challenge = "Building something that matters"
self.databases = ["MongoDB", "MySQL"]
self.learning = ["Rust", "Anchor", "Move", "Tokenomics"]
def drink_chiya(self):
return "☕ Energy restored! Ready for more bugs!"
def debug_code(self):
return "🐛 Debugging... Reality and code both have layers."const devLoreAndTallTales = {
codeLines: "Enough to confuse future archaeologists",
bugsFixed: "One more than I created (probably)",
chiyaCups: "Error: Integer overflow",
allNighters: "Powered by last-minute panic and questionable life choices",
skills: {
"It Works on My Machine™": "Level: Grandmaster",
"Copy-Paste Wizard": "Stack Overflow Approved",
"Merge Conflict Resolution": "Survivor (barely)",
"Google Search Optimization": "Certified Ninja",
"Documentation Reader": "Status: Uncharted Territory",
"Invisible Friend": "Keeps my code secrets and suggests answers like magic"
},
legendaryMoments: [
"Filled the code with so many console.logs, it became a personal diary",
"Refactored a function so well, I forgot what it did",
"Answered own Stack Overflow question",
"Spent hours on a bug only to realize it was a typo",
"Created a bug so confusing it became a feature",
"Asked a rubber duck for help, and it actually worked"
"Realized my debugging strategy was 90% `console.log()` and 10% hope"
]
};
"It's not a bug – it's an undocumented feature." - Anonymous
