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Dev Joke

Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.


walks UDP package into bar A.


I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.

Either way, I don't care.


If you wanna know what the "true friend" is... it's simple. look at the developer with QA


var war; Declaring a war :)


Question - What will be the name of the movie on a sad developer?

DEVdas


A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"


Question - How did the developer announce her engagement?

this.engaged = true


Question - Why is the Javascript developer sad?

Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.


Question - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?


My code never have bugs, it just just develops a random unexpected feature


You console it.


Question - Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?

It didn't get the context.


Question - Why did the JavaScript developer leave?

Because she didn't get arrays


Question - What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.


Question - Why do functions always break up?

Because they have constant arguments.


Question - Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25


Question - What is programmer's favourite hangout place?

Foo Bar


Question - What kind of doctors fixes broken websites?

A URLogist

-Knock knock -Unsynchronized block -Who's there?


Question - Why does no one likes SQLrillex?

He keeps dropping the database


Question - How did the html get drunk?

It had too many


#pisa-tower {
  font-style: italic;
}

Question - You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?

You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?
You know the joke of the guy who forgot to increase the variable in his while loop?


Question: Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards ?

Because they use a strongly typed language.


Question - Why did the developer die in the shower?

He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Question - Do you know the definition of an engineer?

Yeah, somebody who makes precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by people with questionable knowledge. Never wrong. Likes tables.


Question - Why fish don't like React?

Because it has Hooks 😂.


Question - How long does a loop last?

For a while


Question - How do I solve these errors my friend?

Just close the console windows, you wont see any errors.


Question - What if your boyfriend is a programmer?

She: I told him to call me. He: He asked me about my parameters and return type.


Question - What did the developer said to the repository?

FORK YOU!


Question: What do you call the security outside of a samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy


Question: Why don't fish like React?

Hooks!


Question: Why does Python live on land?

Because it's above C-level


Question - How are computers and air conditioners similar?

They are both useless when you open windows


Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”


Question - Who is a programmer?

Answer: A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have , in a way you don't understand.


Question - Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Answer: Because they can't C# !


Question - How do functions break up?

Answer: They stop calling each other.


Question - 0 is false and 1 is true, right?

Answer: 1


Question: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None – It’s a hardware problem


He: You're semicolon to my code ;)

She: I code in Python!


Question: What is an algorithm?

ALGORITHM(noun) - Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.


1/3 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix.

the rest is used by rm -rf node_modules && npm install


Debugging: Like the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.


Behind every good program is a frustrated programmer.


Sharon: I'm facing error

Daniel: close the console window

Sharon: and now ?

Daniel: that's it
the error is gone

Sharon: 😐


Being a Programmer and watching someone HACK a computer on a TV show is like a nurse and watching someone in the movie take blood with a carrot.


Programmer 1: We have a problem! Programmer 2: Let’s use RegEx! Programmer 1: Now we have two problems.


She: I told him to call me

He Asked about my parameters and return type


Yesterday I changed the name of my Wifi to "hack if you can"...

Today I found it named "challenge accepted"


My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.


Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.


Trying to fix the problem I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when there was a problem


A programmer’s wife asks: “Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.

“They had eggs.”


“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very... long... pause...

“Java.”


Conversation between layman and developer

  • layman: Hey! What's your address
  • developer: 173.168.15.10
  • layman: No man. Your local address
  • developer: 127.0.0.1
  • layman: I mean your physical address
  • developer: 29.01.38.62.31.58

A journalist asks a programmer

what makes the code bad ?

NO COMMENT


There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.



if (coding) {
  headphones = true;
  focus=100;
  conversation = null;
}


Pointers in C be like

"I know a guy who knows a guy... who knows another guy"


Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”


  • Knock, knock

  • An async function

  • Who's there?


What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!


Question: Why was the JavaScript reality show cancelled after only one episode?

Answer: People thought it seemed scripted.


Question: What's did the Git engineer ask the waitress for?

Answer: A fork.


One man's constant is another man's variable


Question- Me: My screens turns Blue, Mom : Fool,u deleted System32!


async


Python Space


Python 4


gitignore


Machine Learning


OOP


Broken Build


Cloud


Cookies


Distracted Dev


Eminem


Functions


Git commit


GraphQL


Love


Machine Learning


Marie Kondo


New Framework


Pointer


Redux and GraphQL


Santa


Tests


Undefined


While Do Loop


z-index


null


docker


java

(.images/webjava.jpg)


gitcommit


backend vs frontend


Father-Son-Web-Developer


Why did the c# developer fall asleep


Regular Expression


debugger


documentation


JavaScript Arrays


Using VS to open JSON


qa engineer walks into a bar


java


java


Frustrated programmer


security


java


debugging


relation


error


What did the Python say when he came out of his shell? Print("Hello World!")


I showed my 12 year son aa floppy disk.... He said "ohh nice!! You have 3-D printed the save icon."

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors


Algorithm :

Words used by a programmer when....

they don't want to explain what they did.


I had a problem earlier, then i started using Java. Now I've a ProblemFactory.


titanic


GoTo Hell


runtimeError


semicolon


"Don't call me, I'll callback you. I promise!"


An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”


Friend: you both look like a cute couple!! where did you find her? tinder or insta? Me: GITHUB


"your dog ate your coding assignment?" It took him a couple bytes


betterThanSex


I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.


Who is a programmer?

Answer: A machine that turns coffee into code


Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It's a hardware problem.


doctors


Python and PHP.

One of these two is one of the most popular choices of backend programming. The other one is PHP.


Dad: So what do you want to do when you grow up?

Kid: Engineering

Dad: Oh great, so you want to become an engineer?

Kid: No, I want 4 more years to decide what I want to do


A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.014 root beers. The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”. So the guy says, “In that case, better make it a double.”


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