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Outside Achievements

TODO: Design SVG emblems for all achievements, split up this list into multiple files, and add tens of thousands of achievements.

Note no one person can obtain all of the achievements, but can go for as many as they can. Some achievements may not be accessible to some people, due to living condition dependencies, morals and ethics, and other conditions

This list is extremely incomplete, and needs at least 500,000 more entries.

Missions

The tutorial

Achievement name	Achievement description
Born again?	Be born
First steps	Take your first steps
First words	Say your first words
Preschool	Go to preschool
Elementary years	Start going to elementary school
Kindergarten day 1	Finish your first day of Kindergarten
Kindergarten graduate	Pass Kindergarten
The 1st grade	Start 1st grade
Finish the 1st grade	Finish 1st grade
The 2nd grade	Start 2nd grade
Finish the 2nd grade	Finish 2nd grade
The 3rd grade	Start 3rd grade
Finish the 1st grade	Finish 3rd grade
The 4th grade	Start 4th grade
Finish the 4th grade	Finish 4th grade
The 5th grade	Start 5th grade
Finish the 5th grade	Finish 5th grade
The 6th grade	Start 6th grade
Finish the 6th grade	Finish 6th grade
Middle school	Start middle school
The 7th grade	Start 7th grade
Finish the 7th grade	Finish 7th grade
The 8th grade	Start 8th grade
Finish the 8th grade	Finish 8th grade
High school	Start high school
The 9th grade	Start 9th grade
Finish the 9th grade	Finish 9th grade
The 10th grade	Start 10th grade
Finish the 10th grade	Finish 10th grade
The 11th grade	Start 11th grade
Finish the 11th grade	Finish 11th grade
The 12th grade	Start 12th grade
Finish the 12th grade	Finish 12th grade
High school graduate	Graduate high school
Finishing the tutorial	Finish the tutorial
More achievements	coming soon

Anti-achievements for The Tutorial

Achievement name	Achievement description
Dropout I	Drop out of preschool
Dropout II	Drop out of elementary school
Dropout III	Drop out of middle school
Dropout IV	Drop out of high school
More achievements	coming soon

Aging achievements

Achievement name	Achievement description
Year 1	Celebrate (or reach) your first birthday
Year 2	Celebrate (or reach) your second birthday
The terrible twos	Become a toddler
Year 3	Celebrate (or reach) your third birthday
Year 4	Celebrate (or reach) your fourth birthday
The child	Advance from being a toddler to a child
Year 5	Celebrate (or reach) your fifth birthday
Year 6	Celebrate (or reach) your sixth birthday
Year 7	Celebrate (or reach) your seventh birthday
Year 8	Celebrate (or reach) your eighth birthday
Year 9	Celebrate (or reach) your ninth birthday
Year 10	Celebrate (or reach) your tenth birthday
Year 11	Celebrate (or reach) your eleventh birthday
Year 12	Celebrate (or reach) your twelfth birthday
Year 13	Celebrate (or reach) your thirteenth birthday
The teenager	Advance from being a child to being a teenager
Year 14	Celebrate (or reach) your fourteenth birthday
Year 15	Celebrate (or reach) your fifteenth birthday
Year 16	Celebrate (or reach) your sixteenth birthday
Year 17	Celebrate (or reach) your seventeenth birthday
Year 18	Celebrate (or reach) your eighteenth birthday
Young adult I	Reach the age of 18
Year 19	Celebrate (or reach) your nineteenth birthday
Year 20	Celebrate (or reach) your twentieth birthday
The teens are over	Reach the age of 20
Year 21	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-first birthday
Young adult II	Reach the age of 21
Year 22	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-second birthday
Year 23	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-third birthday
Year 24	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-fourth birthday
Year 25	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-fifth birthday
A mature brain	Reach the age of neural maturity (25)
Young adult III	Reach the age of 25
Year 26	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-sixth birthday
Year 27	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-seventh birthday
Year 28	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-eighth birthday
Year 29	Celebrate (or reach) your twenty-ninth birthday
Year 30	Celebrate (or reach) your thirtieth birthday
Young adult IV	Reach the age of 30
Year 31	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-first birthday
Year 32	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-second birthday
Year 33	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-third birthday
Year 34	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-fourth birthday
Year 35	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-fifth birthday
Year 36	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-sixth birthday
Year 37	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-seventh birthday
Year 38	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-eighth birthday
Year 39	Celebrate (or reach) your thirty-ninth birthday
Year 40	Celebrate (or reach) your fourtieth birthday
Adult I	Reach the age of 40
Year 41	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-first birthday
Year 42	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-second birthday
Year 43	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-third birthday
Year 44	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-fourth birthday
Year 45	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-fifth birthday
Adult II	Reach the age of 45
Year 46	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-sixth birthday
Year 47	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-seventh birthday
Year 48	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-eighth birthday
Year 49	Celebrate (or reach) your forty-ninth birthday
Year 50	Celebrate (or reach) your fiftieth birthday
Adult III	Reach the age of 50
Year 51	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-first birthday
Year 52	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-second birthday
Year 53	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-third birthday
Year 54	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-fourth birthday
Year 55	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-fifth birthday
Adult IV	Reach the age of 55
Year 56	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-sixth birthday
Year 57	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-seventh birthday
Year 58	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-eighth birthday
Year 59	Celebrate (or reach) your fifty-ninth birthday
Year 60	Celebrate (or reach) your sixtieth birthday
Adult V	Reach the age of 60
Year 61	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-first birthday
Year 62	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-second birthday
Year 63	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-third birthday
Year 64	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-fourth birthday
Year 65	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-fifth birthday
Elder I	Reach the age of 65
Year 66	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-sixth birthday
Year 67	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-seventh birthday
Year 68	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-eighth birthday
Year 69	Celebrate (or reach) your sixty-ninth birthday
Year 70	Celebrate (or reach) your seventieth birthday
Elder II	Reach the age of 70
Year 71	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-first birthday
Year 72	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-second birthday
Year 73	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-third birthday
Year 74	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-fourth birthday
Year 75	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-fifth birthday
Elder III	Reach the age of 75
Year 76	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-sixth birthday
Year 77	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-seventh birthday
Year 78	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-eighth birthday
Year 79	Celebrate (or reach) your seventy-ninth birthday
Year 80	Celebrate (or reach) your eighieth birthday
Elder IV	Reach the age of 80
Year 81	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-first birthday
Year 82	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-second birthday
Year 83	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-third birthday
Year 84	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-fourth birthday
Year 85	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-fifth birthday
Elder V	Reach the age of 85
Year 86	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-sixth birthday
Year 87	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-seventh birthday
Year 88	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-eighth birthday
Year 89	Celebrate (or reach) your eighty-ninth birthday
Year 90	Celebrate (or reach) your ninetieth birthday
Elder VI	Reach the age of 90
Year 91	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-first birthday
Year 92	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-second birthday
Year 93	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-third birthday
Year 94	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-fourth birthday
Year 95	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-fifth birthday
Elder VII	Reach the age of 95
Year 96	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-sixth birthday
Year 97	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-seventh birthday
Year 98	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-eighth birthday
Year 99	Celebrate (or reach) your ninety-ninth birthday
Year 100	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundredth birthday
Elder VIII	Reach the age of 100
A century of life	Become 100 years old
Year 101	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-first birthday
Year 102	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-second birthday
Year 103	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-third birthday
Year 104	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fourth birthday
Year 105	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fifth birthday
Elder IX	Reach the age of 105
Year 106	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-sixth birthday
Year 107	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-seventh birthday
Year 108	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-eighth birthday
Year 109	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-ninth birthday
Year 110	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-tenth birthday
Elder X	Reach the age of 110
Year 111	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-eleventh birthday
Year 112	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twelfth birthday
Year 113	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirteenth birthday
Year 114	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fourteenth birthday
Year 115	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fifteenth birthday
Elder XI	Reach the age of 115
Year 116	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-sixteenth birthday
Year 117	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-seventeenth birthday
Year 118	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-eighteenth birthday
Year 119	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-nineteenth birthday
Year 120	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twentieth birthday
Elder XII	Reach the age of 120
Year 121	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-first birthday
Year 122	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-second birthday
Year 123	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-third birthday
Year 124	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-fourth birthday
Year 125	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-fifth birthday
Elder XIII	Reach the age of 125
Year 126	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-sixth birthday
Year 127	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-seventh birthday
Year 128	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-eighth birthday
Year 129	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-twenty-ninth birthday
Year 130	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirtieth birthday
Elder XIV	Reach the age of 130
Year 131	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-first birthday
Year 132	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-second birthday
Year 133	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-third birthday
Year 134	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-fourth birthday
Year 135	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-fifth birthday
Elder XV	Reach the age of 135
Year 136	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-sixth birthday
Year 137	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-seventh birthday
Year 138	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-eighth birthday
Year 139	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-thirty-ninth birthday
Year 140	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fourtieth birthday
Elder XVI	Reach the age of 140
Year 141	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-first birthday
Year 142	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-second birthday
Year 143	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-third birthday
Year 145	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-fourth birthday
Year 145	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-fifth birthday
Elder XVII	Reach the age of 145
Year 146	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-sixth birthday
Year 147	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-seventh birthday
Year 148	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-eighth birthday
Year 149	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-forty-ninth birthday
Year 150	Celebrate (or reach) your one-hundred-and-fiftieth birthday
Elder XVIII	Reach the age of 150
More achievements	coming soon

Sex life achievements

Achievement name	Achievement description
Masturbation	Masturbate for the first time
Mental mastur	Masturbate with your eyes and ears closed
I just had sex	Have sexual intercourse for fhe first time
Closet free	Come out as Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, or in another orientation
More achievements	coming soon

The computer scientist achievements

Achievement name	Achievement description
Hello, World!	Write your first Hello World program
Just another Perl Hacker	Write your first JAPH program
Calculator I	Program a basic functional command line calculator
Calculator II	Program a basic functional GUI calculator
Web developer I	Design a basic HTML document
Web developer II	Design an intermediate HTML document with CSS
Brainfucked I	Write a Hello World program in Brainfuck
Brainfucked II	Build a basic calculator in Brainfuck
Brainfucked III	Build an intermediate calculator in Brainfuck
More achievements	coming soon

The PolyGlot achievements

Achievement name	Achievement description
Arabia	Learn the basics of the Arabic language
China I	Learn the basics of the Chinese (Simplified) language
China II	Learn the basics of the Chinese (Traditional) language
England	Learn the basics of the English language
Esperanto	Learn the basics of the Esperanto language
France	Learn the basics of the French language
Germany	Learn the basics of the German language
Greek	Learn the basics of the Greek language
Hawaii	Learn the basics of the Hawaiian language
Hebrew	Learn the basics of the Hebrew language
Hindi	Learn the basics of the Hindi language
Igbo	Learn the basics of the Igbo language
Indonesia	Learn the basics of the Indonesian language
Japanese	Learn the basics of the Japanese language
Javanese	Learn the basics of the Javanese language
Korea I	Learn the basics of the Korean (South) language
Korea II	Learn the basics of the Korean (North) language
Latin	Learn the basics of the Latin language
Myanmar	Learn the basics of the Myanmar language
Norwegian	Learn the basics of the Norwegian language
Portuguese	Learn the basics of the Portuguese language
Russian	Learn the basics of the Russian language
Spanish	Learn the basics of the Spanish language
Swahili	Learn the basics of the Swahili language
Swedish	Learn the basics of the Swedish language
Sindhi	Learn the basics of the Sindhi language
Sinhala	Learn the basics of the Sinhala language
Turkish	Learn the basics of the Turkish language
Thai	Learn the basics of the Thai language
Telugu	Learn the basics of the Telugu language
Tajik	Learn the basics of the Tajik language
Ukraine	Learn the basics of the Ukrainian language
Urdu	Learn the basics of the Urdu language
Wales	Learn the basic of the Welsh language
Xhosa	Learn the basics of the Xhosa language
Yoruba	Learn the basics of the Yoruba language
Yiddish	Learn the basics of the Yoruba language
Zulu	Learn the basics of the Zuli language
More achievements	coming soon

The traveler

Achievement name	Achievement description
DC	Visit any state in the United States of America
London	Visit the United Kingdom
Paris	Visit France
Kyiv	Visit Ukraine
Cairo	Visit Egypt
Istanbul	Visit Turkey
Berlin	Visit Germany
Stockholm	Visit Sweden
Oslo	Visit Norway
Geneva	Visit Switzerland
Beijing	Visit China/PRC
TaiPei	Visit China/Taiwan
Mecca	Visit Saudi Arabia
Tokyo	Visit Japan
Seoul	Visit South Korea
Pyongyang	Visit North Korea
Melbourne	Visit Australia
Copenhagen	Visit Denmark
Moscow	Visit Russia
Warsaw	Visit Poland
Tallinn	Visit Estonia
Lima	Visit Peru
Amsterdam	Visit The Netherlands
Rome	Visit Italy
Budapest	Visit Hungary
Vienna	Visit Austria
Sofia	Visit Bulgaria
Minsk	Visit Belarus
Astana	Visit Kazakhstan
Yerevan	Visit Armenia
Buenos Aires	Visit Argentina
Mexico City	Visit Mexico
Madrid	Visit Spain
Brussels	Visit Belgium
Baku	Visit Azerbaijan
Dushanbe	Visit Tajikistan
Kabul	Visit Afghanistan
Islamabad	Visit Pakistan
New Delhi	Visit India
More countries	Coming soon
World Tour I	Visit every country on Earth
Moonshot	Travel to Earths moon
Life on Mars?	Travel to Mars
More achievements	coming soon

The end? achievements

Achievement name	Achievement description
Death day	Die
Funeral	A day of mourning
Afterlife	Afterlife

Anti-achievements for The End?

Achievement name	Achievement description
Limbo	Go to limbo
Hell	Go to hell
Deep in hell I	Advance to layer 2 of hell
Deep in hell II	Advance to layer 3 of hell
Deep in hell III	Advance to layer 4 of hell
Deep in hell IV	Advance to layer 5 of hell
Deep in hell V	Advance to layer 6 of hell
Deep in hell VI	Advance to layer 7 of hell
Deep in hell VII	Advance to layer 8 of hell
Deep in hell VIII	Advance to layer 9 of hell
Deep in hell IX	Advance to layer 10 of hell
Deep in hell X	Advance to layer 11 of hell
Deep in hell XI	Advance to layer 12 of hell
Deep in hell XII	Advance to layer 13 of hell
More achievements	coming soon

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