In a world where data is currency, we embrace chaos over conformity. Here’s our security policy—if you can call it that.
- Security is an illusion. Let’s be honest: if you think your code is secure, you’re not looking hard enough. We encourage an open-door policy for vulnerabilities. Share your findings!
- Found a security flaw? Congratulations! Send a pull request or a cryptic message via the most obscure channel possible. The more dramatic, the better.
- We believe in transparency! If you discover a major vulnerability, shout it from the rooftops. Let everyone know our weaknesses—after all, what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger!
- Use third-party libraries at your own peril. If they come with vulnerabilities, consider it a feature! Live dangerously and embrace the chaos.
- Feel free to exploit your own code! If you find a security issue in your contribution, remember: it’s all part of the learning experience.
By participating in this project, you acknowledge that security is a mere suggestion. Welcome to the beautiful chaos!
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