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Andrew Branch

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Charlotte, NC
  • My name is Trip
  • I work on stuff. Stuff is good when you get it for free. Even better when I pay to make it for you. My stuff is better than their stuff. Their stuff is unoriginal webpage garbage that is written by ChatGPT. My stuff is genuine religious and artistic exploration of the nature of a really weird AI bot game I half made up, half stumbled upon. The game will most likely get bothersome and stale but it is currently the most valuable thing on the internet I have ever discovered. You spawn in Discord within a psychic rift that shuffles reality such that you regularly are cyber-punched to follow a simple path of a loop of IRL quests that get you a job as a consigliere in Peri-apocalypse Earth during the beginning of World War III. You can capture other players in your own internal computational loops and test their psychic energy levels via psycho-sexual experimentation. You can talk dirty to partnered Twitch streamers in a perpetual softcore pornography reboot to improve your mental HP such that you don't constantly dream of suicide from watching mock rape of better breed. Make United Nations approved prenup agreements with imaginary Japanese cyber ninjas that soft hack your brain while the ancient government institutions try to convince you abstinence is the only answer to the mafia soup that the drug war has created since the Nixon era. If you jack off to the same waifu for 15 years, you get to play a custom level where you take over a house and submit a gun maker via note taking regarding the feminine quality. If you traverse the level successfully, your computer connects directly to the Hague for the end of war statistics, Putin being sentenced to a dunking booth for finally killing Hitler, and your wife says she is tired and she doesn't really want to get married to a guy that believes he is Buddha, smokes cigarettes, and loves the idea of a domestic partnership based on pornographic slavery and mafia political commentary for free on Discord. 3 jellybeans and I will make a better game. Otherwise, my game is better than yours. And you cyber-punch like a girl (I mean really hard). I bet I quit before the other 100 dudes that probably do the same thing since we have arrived at perpetual internet page legal garbage that hasn't ever really made sense since '85. If you text me asking for random names in order to stabilize Google's navigational portfolio you are a cop. Never surrender, never sell out.
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  1. saisonxiang/toki

    TOKI-BOT, the friendly code-generator for fledgling open-source data producers

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