added more jokes

controllers/jokes.txt

@@ -159,4 +159,43 @@ What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?<>Squash.
 What do you call corn that joins the army?<> Kernel.
 I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum <>but I just can't seem to get it going.
 Why don't sharks eat clowns? <> Because they taste funny.
-Just read a few facts about frogs.<> They were ribbiting.
+Just read a few facts about frogs.<> They were ribbiting.
+Why didn’t the melons get married?<>Because they cantaloupe.
+What’s a computer’s favorite snack?<>Microchips!
+Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?<>He had a hard drive.
+Why did the computer have no money left?<>Someone cleaned out its cache!
+I'm not anti-social. <>I'm just not user friendly.
+Why did the computer get cold?<>Because it forgot to close windows.
+What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?<>The space bar!
+What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?<>The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
+If at first you don't succeed...<> call it version 1.0
+Why did Microsoft PowerPoint cross the road?<>To get to the other slide!
+What did the computer do at lunchtime?<>Had a byte!
+Why did the computer keep sneezing?<>It had a virus!
+What did one toilet say to the other?<>You look a bit flushed.
+Why did the picture go to jail?<>Because it was framed.
+What did one wall say to the other wall?<>I'll meet you at the corner.
+What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?<>Lonely
+Why do bicycles fall over?<>Because they are two-tired!
+Why was the broom late?<>It over swept!
+What part of the car is the laziest?<>The wheels, because they are always tired!
+What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?<>Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
+What did one elevator say to the other elevator?<>I think I'm coming down with something!
+Why was the belt arrested?<>Because it held up some pants!
+What makes the calendar seem so popular?<>Because it has a lot of dates!
+Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?He wanted to find Pluto!
+Why do you go to bed every night?<>Because the bed won't come to you!
+What has four wheels and flies?<>A garbage truck!
+Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?<>He wanted to make a clean get away!
+Just watched a documentary about beavers.<>It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
+Slept like a log last night<>woke up in the fireplace.
+Why did the scarecrow win an award?<>Because he was outstanding in his field.
+Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? <>Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
+What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? <>About 5000 miles
+Why did the coffee file a police report? <>It got mugged.
+What did the grape do when he got stepped on? <>He let out a little wine.
+How many apples grow on a tree? <>All of them.
+What name do you give a person with a rubber toe? <>Roberto
+Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? <>It’s fine, he woke up.
+Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? <>Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
+How does a penguin build it’s house? <>Igloos it together.